Chapter 52: Wonton Xi Shi Severed Head Rice

"Hey, don't!" Seeing that the two guys were really going to make a move, the pig demon man hurriedly stepped forward with a look in his eyes, and said to Zhang San with a gloomy face:

"If you want food, you still can't see through what's going on? This girl in my family can do everything, and if you don't talk about a dog, even your skin will be picked!"

"I ...... I ......" Zhang Sanmad shed tears when he saw the pitiful appearance of the snow wolf in the net, and begged bitterly: "I beg you, it's a living thing......!

"Hehe, in fact, it's okay to let it go!" The pig demon man smiled coldly, "I just want a coat, if you have the ability, go back and make up a thousand yuan, and use the money to get the dog......!"

"What? a thousand yuan ......" Zhang San was crazy and immediately stupid.

Seeing that he was slow to speak, the fox spirit stomped his foot and said fiercely: "Old thing, if you want to die, leave something and leave obediently!" Hmph, if you ...... Beware of the wilderness, where no one dies or a corpse!"

"But I really don't have that much money...... You can do it, okay......" Zhang San cried madly and knelt down.

"Fuck your stinking fart!" the vixen scolded viciously, raising his foot to kick Zhang Sanmad.

"Eh, dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas!" The pig demon fat man hurriedly stopped, and then turned around and reprimanded Zhang Sanmad: "That's it, I'll keep the dog first, and wait for you to take a thousand yuan to redeem it!"

The sunset is desolate, and the autumn leaves are bleak. Zhang San cried and walked away madly......

The vixen stabbed the man and complained angrily, "Why did you promise to keep this beast for him? Besides, he can have a thousand dollars?"

The man squinted his eyes and smiled: "Hehe, madam, your husband is a delaying tactic and a method of agitation! You think, you can't get so much money out of dismantling his bones, so he won't know the difficulty and retreat! Besides, this dog said that he would raise it, raise a fart, and turn his head and slaughter it, won't it be over!"

"That'...... What if he does take the money?" asked the vixen uncomfortably.

"Hehe!" The pig demon man's eyes shot a greedy and fierce light: "It's really good to take it, even the money and the dog are ours!"

"Oh, I see! Or your clever means! Hehe......" The fox spirit suddenly realized, and flew at the pig demon man.

"Hey, hey, hey," the pig demon man was electrocuted by the fox, and his face was full of lewdness: "Your man has a lot of means, hehe, especially for you......"

The pig demon man smiled, and regardless of the peeking of the two guys, he twisted the vixen's ass......

But it was said that Zhang San was crazy and lost his line and the snow wolf, whimpered and left the waste collection station, walked for a while and cried for a while, cried and laughed for a while, he was crazy again, and sang while walking:

"The young master of the Zhang family is called Xicai,

suffered from man-made disasters and natural disasters,

Now it has become Yang Bai Laowa,

I met a litter of Huang Shiren.

Shave your head and pick my life,

How can you say that if you change your name, you will change your surname?

The big white snow wolf is human,

How can you peel the skin and eat meat!

Poor me am a ninth-rate wow,

What a miserable and miserable life!

If you give me three guts,

It's unfair to burn out the fire......"

He snorted and cried while singing, wandered aimlessly for a long time, and unconsciously came to Anliang Street again. He was so hungry that he wanted to go to the wonton stand and beg for another bite to eat.

Zhang Jinfeng, who sells wontons, was out of the night stall, and someone just left after eating. As soon as she looked up after collecting the money, she saw Zhang Sanmad standing up to her, and couldn't help but be stunned: "Yo, why are you here again? Look at me, don't you talk well? If you want food, you have to change the master, you always catch one and ask for a ......."

"Just a bowl!" Without waiting for Zhang Jinfeng to finish speaking, Zhang Sanmad asked with a deep and heavy face and a non-negotiable tone.

"Huh, still pretending to be cool?"

Zhang Jinfeng pursed his lips and ridiculed: "What can you do at me as a widow, you have the ability to find those stubbles to ask for them, and see if people don't cut your two catties of flesh!" uh...... Of course, you're not good enough to sharpen your bones!"

Zhang Sanmad was driven crazy by the pig demon and the fox spirit, and now he is crazy with hunger, and he has already brought two crazy, and he doesn't care about anything, and sits down at the small table to play tricks:

"Don't talk about those useless things, you just say whether you give it or not? The mountain people promise that after eating this bowl of severed head rice, they will leave immediately, and they will never have anything to do with this life and this life!"

"Yo, it's still a severed head?" It's so scary, what's the matter if you want to break the signboard for me, this is Aunt Zhang's wontons, Wufu continues to live!" Zhang Jinfeng complained dissatisfiedly.

Zhang Sanmad made a hundred determinations along the way, he wanted to eat a full meal and then go to the waste collection station to work hard.

But the last severed head meal can't be left unpaid, not only the host has a good heart and is willing to give, but also has to taste good to satisfy cravings, and the best boss is a woman who can also nourish her eyes when she is dying, and even if she has that lust and that desire......

So he sent the gods to the wonton stall again. But thinking about the fact that he was always begging for food in his life, and he wanted to be decent, so he pretended to be cold.

Why didn't Zhang Jinfeng eat this set at all, and only cared about wiping the stove and wrapping the wontons.

Zhang San was crazy and black-skinned for a long time, so he had to lower his voice again, got up and bowed, and said:

"Little sister, you will be kind, we will really only eat one last time, and in the next life, I will learn to make tricks and pay you a hundred bowls!"

"Hmph, you pay back what you have in this life first, and then talk about ...... next life" Zhang Jinfeng rolled his eyes coldly, and a bowl of steaming wontons was handed in front of his eyes.

"Hmm! Oh! ......" Zhang San was stunned for a moment, his black face was immediately excited, and his eyes came out of the colorful light of "Boom, Baby, Whin, Diarrhea", and he was covered with heat, as if it was the Daoji Living Buddha who was reincarnated by the Dragon Arhat!

"Why are you stunned, let's eat!" Zhang Jinfeng said lukewarmly.

Speaking of conscience, this bowl of wontons is enough for two bowls.

"......" Zhang Sanmad held the big porcelain bowl in both hands, and his heart was warm, and he wanted to call his mother.

But before he could shout, he couldn't wait to sit down, grabbed the sauce box, soy sauce, vinegar, chili noodles, pepper, chicken essence, monosodium glutamate, sesame salt and put it indiscriminately, and then stirred the churning bowl "hula hula" two mouthfuls, and drank most of the soup first.

"Smack, enjoyable, sour!" he looked back and smiled while exclaiming, "Hehe, can you add some more soup?"

"Cut, it's not too hot!" Zhang Jinfeng pouted to make the soup.

"Hehe, I know that you are the wonton Xi Shi in the world, and sooner or later you will be named the wonton lady by the Jade Emperor......"

Zhang San frantically searched his stomach and intestines to find good words to flatter Zhang Jinfeng, and turned his head and raised his eyes as he spoke, but he exclaimed.

I saw a big bear head poking out on the opposite side of the wonton table, black and big, and it was panting against the tip of his nose......

"Damn!" Zhang San screamed madly, almost knocking over the bowl.

Zhang Jinfeng was startled by his scream, and when he turned around, he was also surprised: "Huh...... Isn't this the big white dog in the daytime, why does it change color like a chameleon?"

Zhang Sanmad heard her say this, and hurriedly settled down to take a closer look, and sure enough, what was in front of him was not a black bear, but a snow wolf captured by the pig demon, and somehow became black hair.

"Ouch, yo, I drip, I want to die a mountain man......" Zhang Sanmad hugged the black head of the snow wolf and cried, "I thought I would never see you again...... I'm a divine beast wow......"

The snow wolf lay in his arms and let him hold him, and he also "chirped" as if crying.

"Hey, that's not right......" Zhang Sanmad felt that something was wrong and hurriedly let go of his arm to look, it turned out that the snow wolf was lying on the bowl and eating it, and a bowl of wontons had bottomed out!

After eating, the snow wolf was still unsatisfied, and licked the big bowl inside and out, and then turned its long tongue around its mouth, revealing a circle of white hair.