Chapter 51: Misfortune is not a single line and two demons
Zhang San was crazy and saw that Xiaohuazi was pretending to be a ghost, and he was really a little incomprehensible in his heart, but he was not timid:
"Cut, what age are they, you still have the Hanako Gang? Speaking of which, we also want food, and we are not afraid of calling people ......"
The Huazi Gang, also known as the Beggars, was extinct in Chinese mainland after liberation, but re-emerged in the late twentieth century with the opening up of the economy. They have strict organization and strict gang rules, between black and white, and the power is very difficult to provoke.
Zhang Sanmad didn't think so, but before he finished the word "afraid", he heard more than a dozen long and short whistles from far or near from all directions, obviously responding to the boy.
"It's bad!" Zhang San was shocked and secretly screamed that it was not good, knowing that this time it was the fake Sun Erniang who met the real dominatrix, and he didn't care about the snow wolf in the suitcase and ran away with a shaved head.
When the snow wolf saw him running, he struggled a few times and got out of the suitcase and chased after him. The boy didn't dare to stop the big white dog when he saw that it was terrifying, and just picked up the suitcase to see if it was worth it.
said that Zhang San was crazy and his legs were like flying, and a pair of picks were as light as wings on his shoulders. The snow wolf chased after him, not to be persevering.
A man and a beast ran all the way to a remote place and couldn't run anymore, seeing the snow wolf with his mouth against his ass, Zhang Sanmad instinctively released a stinky fart with the smell of wontons but was actually more complicated.
As soon as the stinky fart came out, the snow wolf was immediately embarrassed, rolling his eyes and choking and sneezing and shaking his head. Zhang Sanmad had weak legs, folded his picks and lay on the ground and collapsed.
At this moment, a man and a woman approached not far away. The man's fat head and big face look like a pig demon, and the woman's eyebrows and eyes look like a vixen.
I saw the pig demon look at Zhang San crazy, and then at the picker, and said happily:
"An old man who wants to eat, it looks like he's dying of hunger, but this pick seems to have some origins!"
"Cut, what good things can a stinky person have?" The fox spirit twisted his waist lightly and stared at the snow wolf, and a greedy fierce light appeared in his eyes:
"Hehe, this big white dog is good, he can stew two pots of meat with his skin, and this good fur is just right for the New Year!"
Zhang San was mad and half dead and collapsed, lying on the ground and raising his eyelids to look at them, wondering in his heart: So ruthless, are the two goblins becoming people, or are the two of them becoming elves......
He was still wondering, the pig demon had already begun to "squirm" and rummage through the picks, scolding and scolding while flipping and being surprised:
"It's good, well, this razor is good! Yo, copper basin, hehe, and the Nine Dragons!"
The vixen rolled her eyes at him, and said to each other: "Well, we have to go back and get a net, and a sickle and a pig-killing knife, and we can't let this beast escape!"
While calculating, she raised her neck and rushed into a large yard surrounded by barbed wire not far away, shouting: "Little three, little four, hurry up, take the guy and the dog!"
At this time, the pig demon man turned his head in surprise: "Hehe, be careful of your liver, what do you think of this baby? It's black and bright! Hehe, it looks like an old material!"
I saw that he was holding Zhang Sanmad's flat pole in his hand like a treasure, and his chin trembled happily.
"Yo, the old lady still thinks that kind of treasure you are talking about! It turns out to be a broken flat shoulder!"
Zhang San saw that they regarded themselves as dead people, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed the flat burden, and shouted: "Grandma's two demons, what are you doing?
Both the pig demon man and the vixen were taken aback. The man glared and scolded as he snatched back the flat shoulder: "Damn, why aren't you dead yet!"
The vixen raised his waist viciously and shouted at the top of his throat: "You poor ghost who you ask for food, who are you scolding as a demon?"
"Uh...... You're not a goblin?"
Zhang Sanmad fixed his eyes on the truth, it turned out to be two people, a fat man and a thin woman.
He is used to being afraid of people in his life, especially people who are both like humans and demons, and they are the most difficult to deal with!
However, shaving the head is a way to make a living, and it must not be lost, so he is bold and energetic to take back the flat burden: "Yes...... Even people have to be reasonable, this picker is mine!"
"! what yours and mine, it's mine if you die at our doorstep!" the vixen scolded.
"Yes, I opened the scrap yard next to it, you are trespassing on the forbidden land! If you don't leave anything behind, you will break your dog's legs!"
The fat pig's head also screamed and scolded, he was more crazy than Zhang San, and as soon as he used brute force to snatch the flat burden in his hand, he was about to start when he raised it.
"Woo-woo!" The snow wolf, who had been stunned by the stinky farts on the side, saw that the pig demon man was going to attack Zhang Sanmad, shook his head and turned around and roared in a low voice.
Zhang Sanmad saw that the snow wolf was helping him, and his courage grew stronger, and he got up from the ground and said loudly:
"Hey, you pig demon dare to try it, the mountain man is a divine beast, be careful to bite off your little finch and call that fox spirit a widow!"
Then he turned his head and ordered the snow wolf: "Come, roar one for them to listen to, the kind that responds!"
Seeing that Zhang San was crazy, the snow wolf really barked at the two of them: "Wang, Wang, Wang!"
"Hey, it's really a big deal!" Zhang San was crazy when he saw that the snow wolf learned to bark as a dog, and he was so angry that he grinned left and right.
"Hahahaha!" The fox was happy, laughed loudly, and then spat violently: "Ahh
"Wangwang!" the snow wolf shouted even more fiercely when he saw that the thin woman had sharp teeth and sharp mouths to make up his mind.
"Eh, ma'am, why don't you forget it? Deal with a begger and a dog, if you really bite it, you can't do it!"
"No, he'll have to leave something behind today!" the vixen didn't give an inch.
At this moment, two young men hurriedly ran behind them, one carrying a net rope and the other holding a sickle hook, murderous.
This kind of net rope is like a fishing net, and when thrown out, it can catch rabbits, and it is also very useful for catching wild cats and dogs. The sickle hook is a sharp tool for cutting trees, with a sharp sickle head and a barb that can penetrate bones on the long handle, and it is the nemesis of the prey!
The two young men "snorted" and stood forward, each holding a fierce battle: "Boss, do you want to live or die?"
The vixen sneered and said in a sharp voice: "It doesn't matter if it's alive or dead, just don't rip off that fur!"
"Mom, this is a female Yama!" Zhang Sanmad knew that he was going to suffer, so he hurriedly said to forgive:
"To ...... If I don't give you the pick, I'll ...... Just let me go, right?"
The fat man listened to the right shot, and hurriedly said: "Okay, Nacheng, you leave the pick! Okay, it won't be yours in the future!"
"Hey, hey, it's your ......" Zhang Sanmad agreed with a bitter face, full of bitterness.
He thought that the fortune would be ruined, and the matter would pass like this. But just as he turned around to beckon the snow wolf to leave, he heard the fox shout vigorously: "Do you want to go?
The fox spirit greeted the two young men, and the two guys were already eager to try, and when they heard the order, they didn't say a word, and they cooperated left and right to attack the snow wolf.
The snow wolf is only one year old, it is said that he is still underage, how can he see such a formation, he was caught in a panic, and he rushed left and right for a while and screamed.
Unexpectedly, the more it struggled, the tighter the net was entangled, and it couldn't move at the last point, lying motionless on the ground, looking at Zhang San madly with tears in his eyes.
"Grandma's head!" Zhang San was crazy and rushed forward scolding, but he was forced by the young man with a sickle hook with a sickle.
"You try it, as long as the boss gives an order, he will immediately pull you two catties of meat!" the young man screamed fiercely.
", pull now!" the vixen glared and shouted, with a vicious look of cannibalism without spitting out bones.