I grabbed Zhao Yilun's shoulder and blew hot air in his ear, "Isn't the triangle bad, why do you have to wear the four corners, you tell me, tell me...... Hiccup—"

"Shut up!"

"Ah, I suddenly discovered a shocking secret!"

"Hand ...... Where do you put it?"

"Breasts, your breasts are really small. "I deliberately stretched out his clothes and looked at him, yes, why are boys so small?

"Oh, I wonder who we're really a hooligan without. ”

"Zhao Yilun," I rubbed his head, not caring about shame, and continued to talk nonsense: "Hey, I dreamed a few days ago that we got married, and then- we had a baby, good guy, that child looks exactly like you, and as soon as I landed, I was as big as you, and I all - hiccups - I wondered if I was - hiccups - gave birth to you hahaha hiccups - hiccups - "

Along the way, I was talking nonsense to him, I was going to take a taxi, but I just sat in and couldn't even listen to the driver, and he stumbled to the entrance of the community with me on his back.

My aunt came out like a roadblock and dragged us to the convenience store. She pulled out a few packets of mysterious items from the shelves, and asked Zhao Yilun with a shrewd face: "Last time, is it easy to use? There are a few new ones here." ”

"There's one from last time, don't want it. Grab two bottles of soda. ”

The aunt handed the soda and chattered: "Men, it's always good to have a few more, this is a necessity for life." ”

"What necessities?" I jumped on Zhao Yilun, craned my neck and sent a pair of eyes over, glancing at the words 'strawberry type' in a daze.

"Pregnancy condoms. Hiccup-" I snatched the latest model from my aunt's hand, showing off in a knowledgeable tone: "Look at what, I hiccup- know everything, don't think I don't know hiccup-what you bought last time, look-hiccup-break or not?"

I had more than one or two strange thoughts in my head, and then I thought of the famous scene of the novel TV series...... Blowing up balloons...... In other words, is this thing so elastic that good? When you use it, if a certain part is too large, will it explode?

Taking advantage of Zhao Yilun's checkout, I hid in the corner and tore open the gorgeous packaging of taotao, tried it, I went, there was an indescribable smell, didn't it say that it was strawberry-type? Why is there no strawberry flavor?

Also, the female protagonists in the TV series are all deceitful, and this thing in her hand can't blow up a balloon at all......

"Su Ke, go home, Su ...... You...... Why?"

I put something saliva-stained in front of my aunt and reasoned with her, "Why isn't it strawberry-flavored?"

"This, oops, the strawberry type is the shape, and it has something to do with the taste?"

"No! the strawberry type should be strawberry-flavored!Hiccup-you, you see that every time I buy my aunt's towel, Hiccup-I always pick the green tea-flavored one, open it, open it is green tea-flavored!"

I turned to Zhao Yilun and said, "We don't buy it, it's not strawberry-flavored, it still has - burp - and a strange smell." ”

"Ah, Zhao Yilun, what are you doing, let me down, let me down!"

He lifted me up, and I waved something saliva-stained in my hand, and Pear Blossom waved goodbye to my aunt in a rainy manner: "I'll miss you—and it will miss you—ah—"

"Zhao Yilun, shall we give it a name. I shook the taotao in my hand and asked proudly, "Shall we call it Xiaoqiang?"

He gasped and opened the door, ignoring what I said, and turned his head to pour water. I crouched on the ground, looked at my flushed face, and drew triangles and squares in the mirror in a bored manner.

Breaking the habit of breaking the casserole and asking the end came up again, I lay on the ground and grabbed Zhao Yilun's trouser legs, and the voice buried in the carpet was muffled, "Zhao Yilun, why don't you wear triangles?

"If you ask a question like that again, I might be going to do something to you. ”

"Okay, what are we going to do?" I grabbed along his trouser leg, and he quickly backed away, leaving me in the air.

He threw down a sentence: "Not now, you're still too young." ”

"It's not small!"

"Drink some saliva first, and I'll get you some decanting soup. ”

"How can you leave me and not leave!"

"Got it, kraft candy, you stick on the ground for a while, and I'll call you when the soup is ready. ”

He waved his hand, raised an eyebrow, and pulled the taotao out of my hand and threw it into the trash can, leaving me alone to cry and howl next to the trash can.

"Ah, Wuli's Xiaoqiang, how can you just die like this?"

"Hadrons, hadrons......"

Suddenly, as if grasping at a life-saving straw, I moved over the notebook lying peacefully on the table, why didn't I think to look up the Internet about whether men wear three or four?

Just typed a few lines, and with no effort, I got the answer I wanted.

"In view of the unique physiology of boys, if you wear triangular burps - panties, it will affect fertility because it is too tight - suffocation - hiccups - affect fertility, and some men - the size is not right, yes, will leak burps - sometimes chickens, sometimes eggs - sometimes chickens and eggs - hiccups, both stuck, chickens and eggs are very difficult...... The four corners of the hiccup are the perfect way to circumvent this......

I see, no wonder boys don't wear briefs, it's really uncomfortable to have a chicken and an egg, ah, I don't understand, what's wrong with the eggs, why do you want to name this kind of thing after food...... Aren't they afraid of choking their throats while eating?

I had a headache when I was browsing, Zhao Yilun put out the fire and walked over with the soup, I expressed deep sympathy for him, "I thought about it for a while, Zhao, ahhh

He was about to carry me to the bathroom, but I held back my nausea and taught seriously: "In the future, you will still, ah, damn nausea, let me slow down...... Okay, I went on to say, you still don't wear briefs in the future, otherwise it will be very difficult for chickens and eggs!"

"What kind of chicken lays eggs, and where do you look at all this mess?"

I didn't stand firm.,Sitting on the ground with a butt.,Thief didn't die and pushed the computer to him.,There are vivid illustrations in the article.,Really draw chickens and eggs.,There are also N kinds of situations of stuck chickens and stuck eggs.。 He closed his notebook with black lines all over his face,

Righteous words declared: "This virtue is due to drinking, and you are not allowed to go anywhere at night in the future, let alone drink!"

"Ah, my stomach hurts. "I covered my lower abdomen, and it didn't take long for my whole body to become wet and sticky, like I was going to have a period.

got up and was about to look for my aunt's towel, but hit my head on the corner of the table, so I played a trick and simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up.