"Lost, lost!" Zhang Zhi turned in a big circle on the spot, and I was confused.

A little sober, I really want to find a slit to stuff myself in, and I shouldn't have agreed to his request just now.

"Su Xiaomei doesn't have a male ticket, right?"

He playfully poked my face, Wang Yuan was squeezed out of the circle by a group of boys, Li Qingqing never forgot to mend the knife, she said categorically: "She didn't!"

"Yes, I have. I retorted weakly, and I don't know which bastard ordered another rock song to cover my voice.

"Come on, willing to gamble and lose, which school are you from?" Zhang Zhiyi pulled me up from the ground, "One, two, three, you're heavy enough." ”

"Don't pull me. ”

"If I don't pull you, will you lie on the ground?"

"Don't pull me ...... when you say it"

"It's really drunk. Hey Su Xiaoliu, your sister is drunk!"

I reached out to the smooth tabletop, one did not hook and fell to the ground, Zhang Zhiyi tried to hug me up, I grabbed his collar, and said in confusion: "Tell you, I have a boyfriend." ”

“...... Relying on Li Qingqing, didn't you say that she didn't have a male ticket?"

"Nonsense, how come I don't know?"

"Get up Su Ke, hurry up, the old senior's waist is not good!"

I flipped my shoes aside as if I were convulsive, and cried, "I really have a boyfriend! ”

"Believe in you, believe in you, get up quickly. ”

"I want to play one more game, I want to ...... Choose the truth!"

He helped me up, and he was so tired that he hammered Lao Han's leg, "Oh, I didn't see that you can toss so much!"

"I'm going to tell the truth now!"

"Oh, hey, don't drink, don't drink!" the boy I didn't know snatched the glass from my hand.

I guess it's really crazy......

I don't remember the most shocking scene very clearly, according to Wang Yuan and Xiaoliu's description, I seemed to sit directly on the table, and I had to stick my bare feet on Zhang Zhiyi's face.

Wine is so bold that I simply let the most straightforward thoughts hidden in my heart come to the fore.

"I ...... Have a boyfriend. I put my foot on Zhang Zhiyi's shoulder and burped boldly, "Tell you, I quarreled with him, you said, I like him so much, he actually ...... I can't forget other women...... Ah, he can't forget, Hiccup—"

"You, you're ...... ready"

"No, you have to listen to me, do you see" I moved the finger that was bitten by the snake, and my voice was also full of grievances, "He doesn't care about me, I've been bitten so badly, he doesn't ...... anything Don't tell me anything...... Scumbag, scumbag, ahh

"Feet, feet, Su Xiaoliu, drag your sister away!"

"Listen to me!" I slapped his face, "I finally know that there is no good thing in the world that a man has a certain philosophy, so you can say, Hiccup - I was thinking about marrying him when I was with him before, and one day, I had a dream, I dreamed, Hiccup - we both had a child, exactly like his father, Hiccup - the good fellow scared me into a daze, and said that dreams and reality are opposites, do you say that we will never get married!"

“...... Auntie, you're too good at making a fuss, aren't you! Take your feet, your feet away......"

"He said, he doesn't like me stepping barefoot on the ground, but I don't have a place to put it, so let me put it on your face. I hooked him around the neck and yelled, "Let me put my foot in your face—"

“......”

It is said that Zhang Zhiyi was chased and intercepted all the way to the men's toilet by me running barefoot. After entering the men's toilet, I almost couldn't bear to live in it for a while......

Xiaoliu dragged me out of the men's bathroom, and I put my foot on his face.

"Six, is it time to be honest or to take a big risk?"

"You, Ma Slip and call Zhao Yilun. ”

"Why, I don't want to leave yet, he doesn't like me, ah, he doesn't like me-"

"Now we're playing big adventures," he pushed my head away, his facial expression extremely stiff, "you lose, and the punishment is to call your boyfriend." ”

"When did I lose? Why don't I remember? Hiccup—"

"Don't burp, another hiccup will burp your lungs!"

"I don't fight, I don't fight, I don't fight!"

Oh, so you don't want anybody. ”

"Who said I have a boyfriend. ”

Under Xiaoliu's abduction, I unlocked the password of my mobile phone, and then ...... Zhao Yilun didn't know where it came from.

It is said, in fact, I don't want to say it, it's too embarrassing!

When I was sober, a girl dressed in a neutral dress asked a shy question about men, why boys' panties are four-cornered and not triangular...... I've been thinking about this damn question, and I'm even more unscrupulous when I'm drunk.

When Zhao Yilun came, I was pulling Shen Xiangzhou, who had just come back from practice, and asked him whether he was wearing three jiao or four jiao, and whether the three jiao was better or the four jiao......

"Well, when did you become so open-minded?"

"So do you wear triangles or four corners, Hiccup - answer my question, OK?"

“...... Four. ”

"Four...... Than three...... Is it comfortable?"

"Yes...... Let's put it this way......"

"What happens if you don't wear it?"

"Su Ke, you're too violent. ”

The body kept moving back as if it were ghostly, and when I looked at it, I saw that there were more hands on my waist.

I turned around solemnly, put my hand on Zhao Yilun's step, and asked shyly, "Are you wearing three or four?"

"What three or four?"

Zhang Zhiyi explained on the side: "She's drunk, take her back quickly." ”

"The old lady can fight again! Tell me what's wrong with the pants!" I roared, and Zhao Yilun trembled, probably because he was too embarrassed, and he went out with his back.

My stubbornness is not unique to when I am sober, and I can't get rid of my stubbornness when I'm drunk. The question of whether it is three or four comfortable has become a stalk in my heart, and I lay on Zhao Yilun's back crying, vowing not to give up until I understand.

"Tell me why you men wear four and not three, hiccup—I want to know!"

"If you move again, I'll throw you down. ”

"Ha, I kind of found out, you love pants more than you love me, and you don't even want to tell me what pants to wear!"

"If you want to know so, I'll come and see for myself in a moment. ”

"Cut, Hiccup—old rascal—just tell me no, I'm going to have to get started. ”

"Tsk, stop shouting. ”

"Zhao Yilun, tell me, whether your panties are triangular or four-cornered—"

After this sentence was shouted, I trembled myself, not to mention Zhao Yilun, I guess his face is so good that I can't see where to go.