The black bone that fell from Hanako's arms smashed into the urine, and the golden urine flowers spread all over the ground.

"Ouch, I'll drop a 10,000-year-old grain!"

When Hanako saw that something had fallen, she screamed in distress and hurriedly bent down to pick it up, regretting that she was not just making up and singing:

"Tut-tut, you can't be blind to this life-sustaining guy in vain, Huilong soup is a root bone, pig's head meat is yellow duck intestines, and the white-haired dog is still a mother's ......"

"Porphyry!" made Hanako sing wildly, and couldn't hold back the two stinky farts. This guy is none other than Zhang Sanmad.

At this time, Zhu Wuneng smacked and touched Zhang Sanmad's two singing lyrics, and the more he pondered it, the more he seemed to be scolding himself, and asked loudly:

"Hey, stinky food, who did you just scold for wanting to eat wontons and not calling your mother?"

"Hehe, who didn't scold anyone!" Zhang Sanmad pinched the sheep bone with his fingers, turned his head and squinted his eyes and replied unhurriedly.

"Huh, you dog!" Zhu Wu could see Zhang San's crazy finger at Sang and scolding Huai for despising himself, and he couldn't help but be annoyed and angry: "Today, Lao Tzu doesn't take women's luck, but he doesn't necessarily can't clean up your Huazi!"

He rolled up his sleeves while scolding, and was about to step forward to teach Zhang San crazy, but Xiao Huangmao grabbed him, and said with a smile:

"Boss, use a cattle slaughtering knife to kill chickens? deal with this kind of small role, let the little brother go, watch me give you anger!"

Xiao Huangmao thought that it was not easy to clean up a person who asked for food, so he just invited credit. So without waiting for Zhu Wu to speak, he jumped up and came to Zhang San's crazy body first, screaming and scolding:

"Stinky food, who did you scold just now for being a yellow duck intestine?"

"Hehe, I'm sorry, we sang the wrong ......" Zhang Sanmad straightened up, looked at him with golden curly hair and smirked:

"It's not a yellow duck intestine, it should be a yellow duck feather! The little guy is dyed well, and the slender bird is crooked! Hehe, help ......."

"What a mess ......" Xiao Huangmao was stunned, and saw Zhang Sanmad hand the leg bone of mutton with urine in his hand forward, and he didn't react for a while and took it in his hand.

"Holy shit......!"

The leg of mutton was wet, and a heavy smell of urine suddenly came to the face and went straight to the heart, and the little yellow hair choked so much that he almost turned his back on his breath, and threw "wow" on the ground and retched: "Ah...... Yes...... Te Da stamina ......"

There was a commotion in the audience, some laughing, and some gagging with "ahhh

Zhang Sanmad was like no one, and returned unhurriedly to turn around and shave his head to find a towel to wipe his hands.

"Damn, it's all a shame for Lao Tzu!"

Zhu Wuneng was so angry that his face turned purple and his eyes were red, he stepped forward with a scolding cry, grabbed Zhang San's crazy rear leader and lifted him up.

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

Zhang San hung madly in the air, leaning his neck and smiling slowly.

"What are you doing, Lao Tzu is going to pick your skin......" Zhu Wuneng roared angrily.

However, he couldn't get out of half of his roar. I don't know when, Zhang Sanmad had an extra bright razor in his hand, which was against his stubble-covered cheeks.

The razor shone coldly, and the sharp blade was cold and terrifying.

"Hehe, we have pediatric convulsions when we are young, and when we are nervous, we have cramps in our hands, and when we cramp, we ......"

Zhang San's wrist trembled as he spoke, so frightened that Zhu Wuneng's black face turned white, and he reminded in a panic: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, I'll let ......go."

"Yes, yes, take a deep breath, relax! Relax......" Xiao Huangmao also stood behind Zhu Wuneng and counseled Zhang Sanmad's mind.

"Hey, pig's head and yellow duck!"

Zhang Sanmad landed on his feet, but the razor did not leave Zhu Wuneng's pig's head, as if he was crazy, he pouted and sneered, with a look of disdain:

"Men are heroes who defend their families and the country, and you two are bears who bring disaster to the country and the people!

"Uh? no, no, no, I admit it, I admit it......" Zhu Wuneng held his head and didn't dare to move, his thick lips spitted a series of times, and he said forgiveness.

"Hmph!" Zhang Sanmad saw that he softened, so he slowly pulled back the razor, and said coldly: "The mountain man has spent half his life playing with knives on other people's heads!

After he finished speaking, he shook the razor left and right in front of Zhu Wuneng's eyes, sneered, and smiled, but he was not shocked.

"Okay, good! It's a worldly master......"

Everyone in the audience applauded Zhang Sanmad.

Zhu Wuneng's originally dark and arrogant heart was on the verge of collapse, and he was confused for a while, why is it so difficult to be a bad person......

Just as he was indignant about what had happened to him, suddenly there was a sound of motorcycles in the distance on the street. The sound is very loud, and when you hear it, it is the kind of supercar.

The sound of the car was fast from far and near, and everyone was in a commotion and gave way.

"Damn!" At this time, Zhu Wuneng scolded hatefully, spat on the ground and nodded Zhang San's madness, and re-launched the ruthless:

"Okay, shaved head, I won't mess with you! Lao Tzu will also do a good thing for everyone today, see who is fucking rampage on Lao Tzu's territory in broad daylight!"

As he spoke, he rushed to the street in a rage, rushed to the direction where the motorcycle was speeding and yelled on his back: "Get out of the way! Lao Tzu wants to see who dares to hit ......."

As he was roaring, he saw a flash of light and shadow in front of him, and a large motorcycle suddenly descended from the sky, and the evil tiger rushed towards him like a prey.

"Ahh

Zhu Wuneng exclaimed in surprise and immediately felt like chaff, how could he hide if he wanted to? He didn't even have the time to close his eyes and wait for death.

"It's over, now Zhu Bajie is going to ascend to immortal!"

"Oh my God, hurry up and roll on the spot......"

Seeing that the flying car collided head-on with Zhu Wuneng, the onlookers also exclaimed.

Just when his life was hanging by a thread, he heard a "squeak-" a heart-wrenching emergency brake, and the big motorcycle roared and stood up proudly and stopped abruptly, and a big wheel just hit Zhu Wuneng Tianling cover, still "whirring" and turning sharply.

"Good ......"

Zhu Wuneng rolled his eyes, feeling the excitement of the wheels carrying the wind and killing him, and the three souls and seven spirits almost flew away. When someone in the car shouted, "Look for death!", I realized that I was not dead.

Zhu Wuneng opened his eyes tremblingly, raised his hand and touched the cold sweat on his head, only to find that the rider turned out to be a girl, and the motorcycle turned out to be standing, like a war horse with its hooves held high, ready to step through the roof and kill people!

What's even worse is that at the same time, a large suitcase hanging on the side of the car cracked with a zipper due to inertia, and a big dog head rushed out of it.

The dog's head is several circles larger than Zhu Wuneng's pig head, with snow-white hair, blood-red mouth, I don't know what breed it is, anyway, it is the kind that can bite off the neck in one bite.

The dog head was also shocked when he poked out of the suitcase, stared at Zhu Wuneng with a pair of curious eyes, and spewed hot air directly, as if he was guessing whether this pig's head should be braised or spicy?

Zhu Wuneng was face to face, and the dog's head was a stone's throw away, and when he got closer, the tip of his nose was against the tip of his nose and mouth to mouth. He looked at the dog's thoughtful eyes with a pair of innocent little eyes, and he had no doubts about life.

He felt that if he went to touch the lottery and buy a lottery ticket in the past two days, he would definitely win the jackpot. However, he has no intention of studying the lottery now, because in the current situation, he is more like the jackpot of the dog opposite.

Zhu Wuneng really wanted to shout "Mother!" at the dog head in front of him now, but he didn't dare to shout, he knew that this big dog would definitely open his mouth when he opened his mouth.

Zhu Wuneng was really about to collapse, and the dog head came to his senses and began to stare at his pig's head and bared his teeth: "Woo Lu Lu ......"

At this moment, the girl in the car hurriedly ordered: "Don't move!"

"Uh, don't move......" Zhu Wuneng was dripping with sweat on the tip of his nose, holding his breath and answering carefully, worried that the dog's mouth would bite at once.

"Don't stare at it!" Slowly lower your head and lie down, then slowly roll over and lie down, exposing your neck, stomach and crotch!" the girl commanded.

"This ......" Zhu Wuneng hesitated, but the eyes of the big white dog were already fierce, and a low roar before the attack came out of his throat.

He had no choice but to slowly bow his head and lie down, and then slowly turn around and lie down in a standard four-legged face to heaven king eight pose......