Chapter 44: The Purple Snow Locomotive and the White Wolf
Zhu Wu was able to lie down according to the girl's request, and the big white dog really did not continue to attack. The fierce light in its eyes began to fade, staring at it for a moment before retracting into its suitcase with satisfaction.
The girl on the bike quickly turned around and pulled the zipper of the suitcase, then twisted her waist and the motorcycle suddenly turned 90 degrees sideways and fell to the ground.
"The big white dog is also a mother's ......" Zhu Wuneng trembled and turned over and sat up, and suddenly understood that Zhang Sanmad's lyrics were actually an unknown prophet.
At this time, the girl on the bicycle stared at him dissatisfiedly and asked, "Hey, why don't you know how to give way?"
Only then did Zhu Wu calm down and see clearly that the person sitting on the handlebar turned out to be a fashionable girl wearing a rider's uniform. The girl wears a shiny hat and knee-length leather boots, like an Ultraman.
"Uh......" Zhu Wu could look around at the people who were pointing and laughing, and he was ashamed and annoyed to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Seeing that he didn't answer, the girl lifted the helmet shield to reveal a pair of cold and arrogant eyes: "You fool!"
"What, uncle-in-law?" Zhu Wu couldn't understand, but he could feel that the other party was blaming himself, so he sat on the ground and played tricks:
"It's useless to call your brother-in-law, it's unreasonable for you to go on a rampage on the street, and now you've knocked me to a half-paralyzed, you wait, you have to give me and urine if you lose money and go to jail!"
Zhu Wuneng wanted to blackmail money, but the girl didn't eat it at all, and scolded with a glaring eyeball: "You're a jerk!Take a hike!"
The girl's mouth was full of life, and he couldn't listen. At this time, Xiao Huangmao came over to help him: "Boss, this woman can speak foreign languages, we can't mess with her!"
"Hmph, what is a fake foreign devil?" Zhu Wuneng scolded angrily, and sighed helplessly: "Alas, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs......"
Xiao Huangmao helped him up from the ground and whispered, "I'll definitely give you this bad breath later!"
"You?" Zhu Wuneng glanced at the little yellow hair, shook his head disdainfully, and limped out of the crowd like a lost dog holding his waist and legs.
Seeing Zhu Wuneng leave like this, the cycling girl shouted unwillingly: "Hey, you haven't answered me yet!"
Zhang Sanmad, who didn't want to be on the side, suddenly inserted a bar, crooked his shoulder and sang: "Yellow skin and black eyes, fake lotus fairy girl, originally Chinese, speak abruptly!"
"Damn!" The girl was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that she was scolding herself, and angrily took off her helmet on a motorcycle, and it turned out to be a mixed-race girl who was only sixteen or seventeen years old.
"Hey, old man, what do you mean?" the girl got out of the car and came to Zhang Sanmad and asked.
Zhang Sanmad hugged his arms and replied coldly: "What do you mean? Persuade you to talk to people! Ride a broken car without a chimney, and you are not a wolf dealer!"
"What, you dare to scold me......? You...... Tell me who the wolf traffickers are?"
The girl's face was flushed with anger, and she pointed at Zhang San and asked angrily.
The onlookers saw that there was a lively scene, and they all rushed to the front for fear of missing the excitement.
"Hehe, don't drag foreign words?" Zhang San saw that everyone came up, smiled triumphantly at the girl, and the people hummed and sang like crazy:
"Mountain people have been born in the wild since childhood, the grass and trees are deep and the beasts are the party, and they can understand the wolf fart in bird language, you girl and wolf seller!"
After he finished singing, he glared and asked, "Do you dare to admit that you were a wolf in the car?"
"Wolf?" The onlookers had already seen Zhang San's crazy miracle, and when they heard that the big white dog was a wolf, they all exclaimed in disbelief.
"Oh My God! you know it's a wolf!" the girl was stunned and exclaimed, covering her mouth.
"Hehe, there are a few taels of money, but you can't hide half an immortal!" Zhang Sanmad smiled proudly and pouted.
Seeing that he was unfathomable, the girl suddenly came up to him, stared at him and asked, "Do you still smell wolf farts?"
Zhang Sanmad saw that the girl's big eyes were about to be attached to his small eyes, and he leaned back and added slowly: "Uh...... Except that I haven't eaten wolf!"
"Good!Very good!" the girl cried out suddenly with excitement.
"What are you playing with a dead dog? Do you talk like a human being!" Zhang San was crazy when he saw that the girl was not angry, scratching his head and being confused.
The girl seemed to have suddenly won the jackpot, and couldn't help but say that she grabbed Zhang Sanmad's arm, and was extremely happy: "Hehehe, hee-hee, it's so lucky, it's great! Hello old uncle, you must have a special study of wolves, you must be an expert!"
"Brick family?" Zhang San shook his head madly, "Don't you dare, I heard that the brick family calls the beast more and more stinky, we don't want to be an old skunk anymore!"
"Uh...... That's a high honor abroad!" Zixue couldn't understand what he meant, so she had to smile and introduce herself: "My name is......"
She was suddenly startled at the beginning of her speech, and corrected: "Oh, let's talk about your people! I, my name is Zixue, semi-purebred Chinese! Although I was born in Canada, I love China more! I also love wolves!"
At this time, someone outside the crowd picked up: "Little foreigner, do you love perverts?"
It sounds like a little yellow hair. The girl glanced around the crowd and said coldly: "Of course, my family is just single!"
"Hahahaha......" The crowd laughed, and the little yellow hair didn't squeak again.
Zhang Sanmad looked down and saw that the girl had been holding her arm tightly, her face was red and white for a while, she wanted to break free, but she felt that she was enjoying being carried by a fashionable little woman.
"Cut!" Zhang Jinfeng in the wonton stall couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw that he was being carried by a little girl.
Zhang San was crazy to help her, she originally had a good impression, but when she saw the other party's obscene appearance, she slapped the pot with a colander and shouted angrily:
"Hey, what are you dreaming about in the middle of the day? Go and don't get in the way of my business!"
"Uh, hehe...... Zhang Sanmad smiled embarrassedly and hurriedly pulled out his arm, and said silently: Sin, sin! I thought about it a few times, and I thought about it a few times, and I said that I was full of warmth and thought about it, but the mountain people were still hungry!
So he smiled at Zhang Jinfenglai with a shy face: "Hehe, little sister, is it okay to enjoy a bowl of wontons?"
Zhang Jinfeng was numb when he heard him, his face turned red, he touched the colander and said angrily: "What's the matter, you want to leave a sieve on your stinky face?"
At this time, someone started to coax:
"Hahahaha, this is for all ages!"
"Aunt Zhang, don't look at him black, it's not like he's really crazy......!
Zhang Jinfeng saw everyone coaxing, and scolded with a colander: "One by one, they are not serious, no matter how poor they are, the price of wontons will rise tomorrow!
"Oh ......" Everyone was really afraid of the price increase of wontons, so they closed their mouths and scattered one by one.
At this moment, a car bell rang on the street of "Jingle Bell", and it was Fang Bailu coming.
"Heh, Aunt Zhang, why was it so lively just now?" Bai Lu nodded at the little white pigeon and greeted Zhang Jinfeng.
"Hey, today is Pan Jinlian's remarriage - one play after another!" Zhang Jinfeng rolled his eyes and looked at Zhang Sanmad and said angrily.
Then he complained to Bai Lu with a disgusted face: "I haven't seen you for the past two days, what's the matter, forget Aunt Zhang?"
"Alas, there have been a lot of things in the past two days! Grandma Liang is sick again, and she wants to eat the wontons you made!"
Bai Lu said while curiously looking at Zhang Sanmad, who was looking at the wonton pot pitifully, and said, "Auntie, this person must be hungry, or give him a bowl too, and I will pay for it!"
"Hey, hey. Zhang Sanmad looked at Bai Lu gratefully, and said with a smile: "This girl is good, she looks good, she must have seen it somewhere!"