Chapter 61: You Can't Swim, You Have a Face
In the midst of warm applause, a young girl suddenly fell from the sky and slowly landed on the high platform.
Her appearance is really cool.
It's like a fairy descending to earth.
Screams erupted all around.
This girl is Du Weiwei.
As early as a year ago, he returned from studying in the United States, and then posted a few selfies on the Internet, which was sought after by a large number of otaku.
The beautiful name is called: 5,000 years of beauty.
It's just that after these five thousand beauties posted selfies, they disappeared.
Until yesterday, the boss of the Green Gang, Dures, posted a post to recruit a son-in-law, accompanied by a photo of this girl.
The Internet exploded.
So today, young talents from Nanhai City are flocking to the city, in order to marry a beauty.
Du Weiwei stood on a high platform in a plain skirt, her clothes fluttering.
Pure and moving.
With long black hair fluttering in the wind, melon seed face, wearing a pair of sunglasses, the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned, indifferent and proud, looking coldly at the noisy crowd below.
I seem to be a little unhappy.
I'm not happy to choose a husband, this girl is really like the fried young man said, her temper is not very good, and she is born with a cold face.
Haha, if that's the case, whoever marries her will be unlucky.
No matter how much money you have, if you face a wife with a sad face every day, you will definitely despair.
Actually, this girl is also very helpless.
As soon as she came home yesterday afternoon, her father told her that he would help her hold a blind date tomorrow.
It is said that there is a god stick who told his father that through this blind date meeting, he will definitely be able to help her find her true destiny and help their Du family get through the difficulties.
Your uncle, this girl is just in her early twenties, and she is not in a hurry with her family, okay?
Besides, with the looks of this girl, will she not be able to get married?
It's also like in ancient times, a blind date conference.
Shall I throw you a hydrangea?
Superstition.
Don't let me see you, a god, I have to skin you alive when I see you.
I was so angry with her, I knew she wouldn't go home.
But his father couldn't resist his pleading, and she had no choice but to give in.
Let's take a look at these stinky men first.
"The test starts, who wants to be the first to try!" Wu Shangyuan on the side said with a smile.
"I'll come, let go of that girl and let me come. The middle-of-the-stage man shouted with a laugh.
This man's name is Ma Zhiyuan, the son of the Ma Group, he looks handsome, has a handsome and handsome temperament, and gives people the feeling of being a pickle girl.
Immediately all the people looked at him.
He was not nervous, he first stood up straight, and opened his hands and feet unhurriedly.
The servants beside him immediately gave him a massage and a kneading, and then, taking a sip of the mineral water from a servant, gurgling it in his mouth a few times, spitting it out, and after doing this, he twisted his arms and crooked his neck and walked towards the high platform.
"In the dismount Zhiyuan, it is the Zhiyuan who wrote the withered vine old crow, Zhiyuan is not willing to try the girl's three questions, just help everyone under the field to try the water first, if you are lucky, I hope that in the later competition, the girl can take off your eyes, after all, the online photos are not reliable, we should be honest with each other, although you are in good shape, but I am also afraid of being dumb!" Ma Zhiyuan stood opposite Du Weiwei and talked eloquently.
"Why do you play so much?" Du Weiwei said impatiently: "I ask you, if I fall into the water with your mother, you save the water first!"
"Huh?" Ma Zhiyuan was blinded by the question, what the hell is the question, how do you ask me to answer this eternal problem. Forget it, let's get one, Ma Zhiyuan said with a smile: "I'll save you." β
He thought, women, they all like to listen to good things, so let's save her. Who knows, Du Weiwei said coldly: "You are eliminated." β
"Why?" Ma Zhiyuan looked blinded, feeling very wronged, he couldn't figure it out, Lao Tzu said that he saved you, what else do you want?
"Because you are not filial, you don't even save your own mother, what do you want!" Du said lightly.
Ma Zhiyuan walked off the stage with a disgraced face, causing everyone to laugh.
I was thinking about it, but fortunately I wasn't the first to go up.
I feel that the answer to the first question is very clear now, which is to save my mother first.
The second to play was a flat-headed, short-haired man, dark-skinned, strong, and about 1.8 meters tall. He wears a close-fitting white vest, revealing his strong brachial and triceps, and his pectorals are particularly prominent, which is simply a walking male hormone. However, his skin is already very dark, and he is wearing a white vest, which makes the whole person look even darker, and he really has a sense of dΓ©jΓ vu for black Africans. He stood in front of Du Weiwei and said very relaxedly: "My name is Zhang Jian, beauty, your first question, I choose to save me..."
didn't wait for Zhang Jian to finish speaking, Du Weiwei directly interrupted: "You have been eliminated." β
"Why? I haven't said the answer yet, I said I'll save my mother first. Zhang Jian stretched out his hands and waved them up and down excitedly, and Du Weiwei said lightly: "Because you are black, I don't like it." β
This... , Zhang Jian looked confused and completely speechless.
He walked off the stage in embarrassment, causing everyone to laugh again.
"My name is Wu Hao, I'll save my mother first. β
"Get out!"
"Why?"
"Why are you still on stage after you saved your mother?"
The audience burst into laughter.
"My name is Zhang Hanlin, I can't swim, I won't save you and my mother. β
"Get out!"
"Why?"
"As a man, you can't swim and you have a face. β
The audience burst into laughter.
"In Xia Zhang Qiang, I have strong ability and good skills, and I can save the two together. β
"Get out!"
"Why?"
"You didn't even understand the question, and you could only save one person. β
The audience burst into laughter.
"Contemptible Zhang Jie, girl, whoever you ask me to save first, I will save whoever first. β
"Get out!"
"Why?"
"As a man, you have no opinions, what use do you want. β
......
Dozens of outstanding young people took the stage to answer, but without exception, they failed to break through Du Weiwei's first question.
When the person who started to answer the question was eliminated from the stage, everyone would laugh, and when they got to the back, they all sighed and couldn't laugh.
Whoever asks rolls.
Everyone present suddenly felt that this woman was simply making trouble.
Is there a correct answer to this kind of question?
It's so infuriating that so many big men are being played around by a little girl.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
Couldn't any of the people present be able to subdue her?
There was a lot of talk all around, but no one was willing to take the stage to answer anymore.
Moment.
Wu Shangyuan walked to the center of the ring with the microphone and said with a smile: "Who is going to come up next to try." β
But the audience was quiet.
They all looked at Wu Shangyuan, silent, and no one was willing to come to power.
After all, everyone doesn't want to go on stage to find abuse.
At this time, the young man in the audience shouted: "Mr. Wu, I have a question that I don't know whether to talk about it or not." β
"If you have any doubts, just speak up. Wu Shangyuan said with a microphone in his hand.
"Okay, Mr. Wu, you also heard it just now, a total of two people fell into the water, and there are only four answers: save her, save your mother, save both, or neither. Fifty-six people answered just now, and obviously all four answers were mentioned, but why didn't anyone answer correctly?" said the fried young man curiously, attracting the echo of everyone in the audience.
"This..."Wu Shangyuan was speechless for a while, not knowing how to refute.
"Is there no answer to this question at all, and Miss Du is just making fun of us. The fried young man said.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I don't care how many kinds of answers you think there are to this question, but there is only one in my heart, as long as you can match what I think in my heart, I will let you pass. Du Weiwei said lightly.
"In line with Miss Du's thoughts, interesting, since everyone doesn't want to go, then Yang wants to give it a try to see if Yang has a heart with Miss Du. The fried young man said with a grin and stepped into the ring.
After he got into the ring, he didn't answer immediately, but greeted Du Weiwei, "Miss Du, are you tired after standing on the stage for so long?"
"It's okay!" Du Weiwei looked at the fried young man and said, "You don't have any outstanding facial features, but when you put them together, it's not ugly, but your hairstyle is too exaggerated!"
"Girl, are you complimenting me on my good looks? I am flattered! To tell you the truth, my hair slept like this last night. The fried young man said unhurriedly.
"Sleep like this. Du Weiwei looked at his weedy hairstyle and stifled a smile.
"Well, I saw the girl's photo last night, and I couldn't sleep all night, but I got up late in the morning, and I saw that the girl was so anxious that I forgot to clean it up, so that the girl smiled. The fried young man said with a smile.
Listening to his words, and then looking at his weed-like bohemian hairstyle, Du Weiwei smiled lightly: "What's your name?"
Everyone was amazed!
I didn't expect it!
The girl could laugh.
She smiled so beautifully.
Like the fragrance of April in the world.
This is the first time Du Weiwei has laughed on the stage, and it is also the first time she has taken the initiative to ask the name of a male contestant.
The people in the audience are all envious, jealous and hateful!
But I have to admire this fried young man.
The routine is deep!
Laughing for the Pomeranians, he didn't hesitate to pretend to be ugly and make his hair so funny.
Talent!
If they really can't do it.
"In Xiayang, I have been looking for my aunt all these years. The fried young man said.
"Your name is really Yang Guo. Du Weiwei asked curiously.
"Uh-huh! β
"I guess your mom must be a martial arts fan. β
"Haha, girl, you are really smart. β
"Okay, you've passed, let's take the martial arts test later. Du Weiwei said with a smile.
"Girl, you have a lot of vision. Yang Guo walked out of the ring with a grin.
But the audience was shocked, and the noise had exploded.
"What?"
"What's the situation!"
"This guy hasn't even answered a question, why did he come over for the exam?"
"This Du Weiwei is too unprincipled!"
β...β
And at this moment, Zhang Jian, a strong man who had been eliminated before in the audience, suddenly shouted loudly and dissatisfiedly: "I'm against it, it's not fair, why didn't he answer anything, just let him pass, you are cheating." β
His words immediately sparked a lot of discussion.
Especially those who were eliminated before are complaining loudly.
"It's like, it's cheating, it's not fair. β
"This is shady, they must have had an adulterous affair before, and they have discussed it a long time ago, otherwise why did they give it without even asking. β
"That's it, the three questions in this article are just a disguise, and the most annoying thing is that they don't do a full set of plays, what do they treat us for, when we are stupid and easy to bully?"
"Shady, shady, shady..."
There was a shouting and scolding from the audience.
Seeing this situation, Wu Shangyuan immediately relieved the siege and said: "All the young talents in the audience, don't be excited, I, Wu Shangyuan, guarantee with my personality that this recruitment conference is absolutely fair, open and fair, and there is no shady." β
"You said there was no shady, so he gave it without answering. Zhang Jian shouted.
"This..."Wu Shangyuan was speechless for a while, and it was difficult to argue.
At this time, Du Weiwei took the microphone and said loudly: "What are you arguing about, is this my choice of husband or do you choose my husband? I choose my husband, of course I have the final say on the rules, I will let him pass if I say what meets my heart, what do you have to complain about, don't I like you, I still want to settle for you." β
This...
Immediately, the crowd was speechless.
It's all the same as eating deflated, with resentment and no temper.
But the fried young man was proud.
"Next, whoever wants to come up, if there is no one, the essay test will end here. Du Weiwei said arrogantly.
"I'm comingβ" A young man in a plaid shirt called out, and ran to the ring.
Shen Jiahao saw that this young man in a plaid shirt turned out to be Shangguan Yunhai.
It's just that Shangguan Yunhai just ran to the stage, and Du Weiwei was ousted from the stage before he could say anything about his preparations.
"How old are you?" asked Du Weiwei.
"Seventeen!"
"Did you graduate from high school? β
β...β
Shangguan Yunhai walked off the stage in embarrassment, looking aggrieved and his face was red.
The crowd burst into laughter.