Chapter 62: I Say Your Poetry Is Too Beautiful
Shangguan Yunhai walked down from the stage and came to Shen Jiahao's side, and there were five young people who came with him, and these five young people were naturally the five young people that Shen Jiahao had seen in the night bar last Friday.
"Shangguan Yunhai, you kid can, your courage is commendable. Shen Jiahao said with a smile, because it was really funny, he was ousted from the stage without saying a word, which was really embarrassing.
However, Shangguan Yunhai himself didn't feel embarrassed, on the contrary, he was very indifferent, but he was unwilling, and he didn't say the love words that he had prepared, and he didn't show his strength at all, he said to Shen Jiahao with some complaints: "Why did you come?"
Shen Jiahao smiled: "There was something in the morning, so I delayed it for a while, by the way, what about your sister? Why didn't I see her." ”
Shangguan Yunhai pointed to Du Weiwei on the stage and said, "You don't care about my sister first, help me take her down." ”
"Take her?" Shen Jiahao said in surprise, not very understanding what Shangguan Yunhai meant.
"Hmm. "Shangguan Yunhai is very serious.
"Why did you take her down?" asked Shen Jiahao.
"Be my girlfriend. Shangguan Yunhai said seriously, his immature face suddenly had a kind of domineering of a mature man, and said affectionately: "There are thousands of styles in the world, and I only have a soft spot for her." ”
"Come on, the girl is right, people choose a husband, what kind of fun are you a little kid. Shen Jiahao said disappreciably, feeling that Shangguan Yunhai was talking nonsense.
"I don't know what to do, and I'm always in love. Shangguan Yunhai continued to say affectionately: "Everyone has the right to pursue love, think of me as a little bully of the South China Sea, shouldn't I do something for the woman I like? Besides, that girl is not much older than me, just three or four years older, as the old saying goes, the female junior still holds gold bricks." ”
"Yo yo yo, listen to what you say, you have ideas about other people, you don't go to class, you came to participate in the blind date, awesome, boy, you are a young love. Shen Jiahao said with a smile, feeling like he was teasing children.
But Shangguan Yunhai still looked serious, and said: "Today's weekend, what kind of class are you taking, besides, what age is it, and you are still in early love, I am seventeen years old, okay, if I don't make a move, the girl will get married." ”
"Eh, didn't you say before that you don't like pickling girls?" asked Shen Jiahao.
"I don't like pickles, but I like her. ”
"Does she know you, and you like her?"
"It doesn't matter if she knows me or not, I just like her anyway, and I liked her a year ago, when I saw her on the Internet for the first time. Shangguan Yunhai said intoxicatedly, as if he remembered Du Weiwei's selfies on the Internet, so beautiful and moving, and those selfies of Du Weiwei on the Internet had already been deeply imprinted in his heart, his dreams, and his deep mind.
"Awesome, boy, unrequited love, but, what do you like about her? nose, eyes or mouth?" Shen Jiahao said, he was a little curious, Shangguan Yunhai is a rich son, what do you like about Du Weiwei? Although Du Weiwei looks good and wrong, and her facial features are exquisite, she is not as exaggerated as it is said on the Internet, what is a 5,000-year-old beauty in China, at most in line with the taste of otaku is pure and beautiful, but in school, there are more pure and beautiful girls, so he doesn't like it?
Shangguan Yunhai said without thinking about it: "All of them, I like everything." ”
"Hahaha, you're awesome, you're quite infatuated, but, give up, boy, I don't think Du Weiwei likes a little kid like you. Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
"Don't talk nonsense, you are so good at flirting with your sister, just ask if you can help?" Shangguan Yunhai said, emotional things are like people drinking water, cold and warm self-knowing, it is always impossible, give up before you work hard.
"Who told you that I was very good at flirting with girls?" Shen Jiahao thought it was funny, the fat man and the thin man also said this before, the question is, who did he flirt?
"Don't pretend, last time in the bar, my sister was tricked by you and gave you WeChat. ”
"Don't slander me, I didn't trick your sister, I moved your sister with sincerity. ”
"Okay, you say there is no routine, there is no routine, now I will ask if you can help me. Shangguan Yunhai looked at Shen Jiahao and said with a heroic expression, his eyes were full of expectation.
"How can I help you, you've already gone up, it's impossible to go up again. Shen Jiahao said, to be honest, Shangguan Yunhai is not bad, and he has a lot of personality, if he doesn't violate morality and the law, if he can help, Shen Jiahao doesn't mind helping him.
"You're right, it's impossible for me to go up, even if I go up, she will definitely refuse me, and I may not be able to win the later part of the martial arts test. Shangguan Yunhai said.
"How can that help?"
"Actually, it's very simple, as long as you defeat everyone here, win this game, and then reject Du Weiwei, then she will be single, then I won't have a chance?" Shangguan Yunhai said what he thought in his heart.
"Damn, you kid, you can also think of this, but, I don't want to accompany you, I want to pick up girls and do it myself, brother, I won't help people pick up girls. Saying that, Shen Jiahao turned around and left, isn't this playing with people?
"Can you help me?" Shangguan Yunhai shouted behind Shen Jiahao.
"No, I don't. Shen Jiahao turned his back to him and waved his hand.
"If you don't help me, I'll tell my sister. Shangguan Yunhai said.
Shen Jiahao took two steps forward, then turned around and walked back and said, "You didn't say that I forgot your sister, what about your sister?"
Shangguan Yunhai lowered his posture, knew with affection and reason, and said sincerely: "I'm sorry, brother, let me tell you the truth, the WeChat that my sister sent to you was actually sent to you by me, I know it's not right for me to lie to you, but it's not impossible, don't you need my sister's WeChat to ask you, can you come?"
Shangguan Yunhai took the initiative to admit his mistake, although he was deceived, Shen Jiahao was not easy to lose his temper, Shen Jiahao said lightly: "What you kid said also makes some sense, but why should I help you do such a lack of morality, let others choose me, and I will refuse her again, this matter is also up to you." ”
"Brother Hao, you can help Yun Shao, this is his first love. Shangguan Yunhai's friend A Biao said.
"First love, that's nothing to help, first love usually breaks up. Forget it, let's just fall out of love. With that, Shen Jiahao turned around and walked away again.
"Shen Jiahao, if you don't help me this time, you won't want to see my sister in the future. Seeing that Shen Jiahao would not commit a crime, Shangguan Yunhai threatened behind Shen Jiahao.
Shen Jiahao turned around and looked at him funny: "You threaten me?"
"Hmm. Guan Yunhai nodded, without any expression on his face: "Can you help?"
"If you don't help, I don't believe your sister can still listen to you, the twisted melon is not sweet, people don't like you, and I can't help." Shen Jiahao walked away in style.
"You don't help me, do you? I told my sister, and I said that you were bullying me. Shangguan Yunhai shouted.
"Whatever!"
"Okay, you have a kind, I said I saw you and other women opening a room in a hotel. Shangguan Yunhai shouted.
Listening to Shangguan Yunhai's words, Shen Jiahao suddenly stopped, then walked up to Shangguan Yunhai and said, "Okay, boy, you are awesome, I will help you soak this girl." ”
The treacherous plan succeeded, and Shangguan Yunhai said excitedly: "Then you go up quickly." ”
"Hurry up, let's take a look, and don't forget that I'm going to beat everyone here. Shen Jiahao said, he was very helpless, why did he get on Shangguan Yunhai's thief ship like this, this kid is not very old, and his scheming is quite deep.
"Oh!"
At this time, they looked into the ring, and in the ring, opposite Du Weiwei, there was a man in a red shirt standing.
This man's Shen Jiahao knows that it is the Xu Shao who walked with Fried Mao and recited poetry before.
"Under Xu Bin, the girl's first question, I chose me to save you. The man in the red shirt said.
"Why?"
"Because I didn't have a mother when I was a child. ”
"I'm sorry for touching your past. Du Weiwei said apologetically, in fact, Du Weiwei is also a child of a single-parent family, maybe she has the same fate, she has a natural affection for Xu Bin.
"It doesn't matter, after so many years, I've long since let it go. Xu Bin said with relief.
Since Xu Bin said so, Du Weiwei didn't need to be too entangled, so she continued: "The second question is, please use one sentence to describe my beauty." ”
"I can't forget the gentleness of your longing, the beauty of drunken Yaoli's dreamland, and say hello, the shyness of spring. Xu Bin opened his mouth and came, and Yaoli was the name of this area.
His voice is clean and magnetic, and his appearance is also very delicate, with a pair of silver-wire glasses, and he is quite literati.
"It's so beautiful!" Du Weiwei couldn't help but praise.
"What?" Xu Bin asked.
"I said your poems are so beautiful. Du Weiwei explained.
"Thank you!"
"Alright, you've passed!" Du Weiwei said.
Everyone was envious for a while, but they had to obey, who told people to compose poems!
After that, no one passed.
It was twelve o'clock at noon.
Basically everyone who wants to go to the stage has already been on stage.
Wu Shangyuan walked out, stood in the center of the stage and said: "This part of the literary examination is nearing the end, if there is anything to try on stage, if not, the literary examination will end here." ”
At this time, Shangguan Yunhai in the audience immediately shouted: "Wait, there is still someone here who wants to go up and try it." ”
"Who?"
Everyone immediately looked at Shangguan Yunhai.
And then there was a lot of talking.
Didn't this kid just go on it?
It's hard to think about it again!
It can't be like this!
If that's the case, then everyone will have to do it again.
Being stared at by everyone, Shangguan Yunhai immediately pointed at Shen Jiahao and said, "He said he was going up to try it." ”
I'll go! This kid is forcing people to go to Liangshan!
There was no way, Shen Jiahao could only go on stage.
Everyone looked at Shen Jiahao's dress, white T-shirt, big pants, and slippers, which looked like a dick.
It's all at this point, pretending to be forced, and playing the finale with us.
The toad wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking.
Could it be that so many of our rich second generations can't compare to your stinky dick!
"Girl, I don't think you're weird. Shen Jiahao stood in front of Du Weiwei and said seriously.
"What's wrong?" Du Weiwei was puzzled.
"It's weird and cute!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
"I hate it!" Du Weiwei couldn't help but laugh.
"Girl, didn't you sleep well last night!" asked Shen Jiahao with concern again.
"How do you know. Du Weiwei was a little surprised, that's right, because of today's recruitment of her husband, she didn't sleep well all night last night, but so many men on stage didn't notice it, just this guy found out, this guy is really careful!
Shen Jiahao said softly and said: "Guess, because you wear sunglasses, it must be to cover your dark circles, is it possible that you are wearing sunglasses and pretending to be cool." ”
"You're smart. Du Weiwei said with a smile.
"So-so!"
"Let me ask you, your mother and I fell into the water, who do you save?"
"Of course save you, my mother is a college swimming champion, she will save you with me!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.
This...
Everyone listened to it and admired it for a while, buddy, you have a deep routine!
Du Weiwei smiled again and said, "Okay, second question, please describe my beauty in one sentence." ”
"I reacted!"
"Huh?" Du Weiwei didn't understand what Shen Jiahao meant.
"I said, I see you, I have a physiological reaction. Shen Jiahao explained.
Du Weiwei blushed when she heard this, and unconsciously looked at some parts of Shen Jiahao.
But it's not very prominent!
Could it be that he was already small there, and he couldn't see it when he reacted.
Oops, what was I thinking!
Du Weiwei shook her head, trying to calm herself.
Everyone was embarrassed when they heard it, but this praise is really awesome!
"The third question, if you are with me, do you miss me more during the day or at night?" Du Weiwei asked after sorting out her emotions.
"Well, this is it! If you are a rainbow, you know when you meet you, love is not divided between morning and evening, you miss day and day, you miss you every day, keep a heart every day, and leave my best love to you. After speaking, Shen Jiahao had already sang.
"Okay, you've passed!" Du Weiwei said with satisfaction.
After listening to it, everyone was impressed, such a flirtatious skill, it was really invincible.
There are routines, affectionate, gentle and considerate, and they can sing, so they have to obey.