Chapter 146: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant, The Child Is Not Mine
"Hello, I'm your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, she's a good girl, please take care of her. If it's just for fun, please let her go. When you're with her, take her shopping and don't let her wear high heels, she'll have sore feet. Every time I see her frowning, I must coax her well. She doesn't like hot days, and when it's hot, she is impetuous. The first time we did it in a small hotel at the entrance of the school, she was so painful that she scratched my back. Don't talk about this, you will slowly know these things, tell me what you don't know. The first time it was super tight, but don't worry, I've already helped you widen, and it's much easier for you to get in, and you don't have to watch her suffer and feel distressed. Her left are larger, and I've always been used to touching them with my right hand. In the future, you can focus on the right side, balance. If you go with her, don't keep her on it, then she'll be very tired. I've only used a lot of positions with her, but you can develop a little more. She's got new hobbies, and what she likes the most is to let me in from behind, she's shy and embarrassed, but she's most comfortable in that position. But don't use cool clothes, she doesn't like that, because it's too cold. You can buy the convex dots, I haven't used them. She should have a hobby. She never wanted me to use a condom, because she was afraid that I would be upset. But let's use it. It's not good to be pregnant. You should also think about her if she doesn't resist giving me kj, you can also try, but the skills are not very good, because I can't bear to keep letting her do this.?she loves me to give her kj, really, she will resist, but really love, you tough. She enjoyed it every time. Her ears are the most sensitive point, and RT is quite sensitive. She has a lot of water. It's very comfortable, and she's very good at teasing people, and she's very good at kissing. That's all.?I wish you happiness.By the way, don't think that her hand touched my brother when you hold hands, by the way, don't think that her mouth is full of me when you kiss, by the way, don't think about her expression when she faces me. Have fun friends. ”
Suddenly, a long barrage emerged, all the live broadcast rooms were quiet, the whole world was quiet, everyone was shaken, and there was a vicious way of caring in the world, and then .......... Everyone read it carefully, and Ye Tian couldn't help but look at it.
Eighteen bends in the mountain road, and the autumn name mountain bike god will overturn at this bend.
After a minute, the screen is full of 6666, and everyone will only send 666, and the rest of the complete will not be sent.
“666666”
“6666666”
"Mom sells batches, I overturned again. ”
"I thought there was an undercover agent, but I didn't expect to see that it was still a friendly army in the end. ”
"And this kind of routine, it's just 6 over. ”
"Damn, I can't bear to look at it, it's too detailed. ”
"I learned a disgusting ex-girlfriend posture again, don't be too 6, I can disgust her to suspect life. ”
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Ye Tian was stunned, there was still this kind of routine, and he couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said, "Awesome!"
And the sailor who threw out the question said weakly again: "Anchor, are you really good like this?"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem. ”
Ye Tian then remembered that the other person was the main master, and immediately straightened his face and said: "Okay, everyone, don't make trouble, this friend is already very entangled, we can't sprinkle salt on other people's wounds, although this is still quite cool." ”
“23333”
"It's really cool. ”
"Forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahahahaha. ”
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Ye Tian continued: "Next time for the anchor's emotional interpretation, that [my girlfriend is pregnant] friend, everyone was joking before, don't care, what you did is not wrong, when you meet this kind of woman, of course, you have to separate, this green hat can't be backed, this green hat is a lifetime, your life will be ruined, you can't carry this pot, and you are married to her, this woman will not really love you." ”
The sailors in the live broadcast room were a little skeptical, they didn't approve of marriage, but the latter sentence was a bit like that.
"Anchor, it's impossible to put it! Maybe people will pay attention, but it's impossible to say. ”
"Yes, anchor, of course, I approve that I can't marry such a woman, but how can this woman not love him? ”
"Anchor, have you encountered it too?"
"You have a story, I have wine, please tell your story. ”
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Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily and said, "In this way, let me tell you the results of an investigation, I am not discriminating against women, but this is a real investigation." ”
"This survey of women is as follows: There are two men, one is an ex-boyfriend who smokes, drinks, takes drugs, squats in prison, has tattoos all over his body, breaks your virginity and makes you have ten abortions, and the other is an honest husband who has a car and a house, is upright, benevolent, and honors his parents. ”
"The second, of course. ”
"That's it, I'm sure it's the second one, that's a good husband!"
"It's good not to dislike her, it's the second one. ”
"It won't be the first one! If it were, I'd start to be suspicious of life from now on. ”
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Ye Tian sighed and kissed and said, "Eh, most of the answers are like this, the first thirty percent: of course it's an ex-boyfriend!" Every time I do it with my stupid husband, I think about my ex-boyfriend; the second fifty percent: yes, my husband is a fool, and he dislikes me for having a few abortions, if it weren't for my ex-boyfriend's lack of money, I wouldn't have married him, hahaha, I'm now spending my husband's money, secretly buying a BMW X5 for my ex-boyfriend; the third eighteenth percent: Uh-huh, even if the ex-boyfriend abandons us again and again, we still love him deeply, and the pick-up man will never understand what true love is. You see, a woman is a complex animal. ”
“23333”
“6666666”
"This kind of woman is so cheap. ”
"Women sometimes do it, which shows that I am a girl, and among the girls I know, there are really people who say the same as the anchor. ”
"This.... This..... I suddenly didn't know what to say. ”
"That brother, you are doing the right thing, and we have your back. ”
"Yes, yes, support you. ”
"That's it, it's obviously that the woman and the girlfriend are wrong, they both cheated and scolded other scumbags, and their minds were not good. ”
"Look at the point, it's good that you created it before you got married, if you created it after you got married, as the anchor said, then wouldn't you regret it more? So you created it in advance, you should be happy, laugh, run, and welcome your new life, and successfully avoided a green hat. ”
"What I said upstairs makes so much sense that I can't even refute a word. ”
"Thank you [My girlfriend is pregnant] for the rocket x10 given to the anchor!-Anchor, I have made it completely clear that I will not dwell on this matter anymore, and my heart has completely let go, thank you for enlightening me, just like the sailor said, I created it in advance, I am not married, I should be excited. ”
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