The sailors began to scream one by one.

"Ahhhh ”

"23333, I appreciate the shameless and capable pretending person of the anchor, don't say it, the screen is full of saliva, and the typing is not effective. ”

"How did I become such a person? I licked the screen, I couldn't control myself!!"

"I'm so envious! I've obviously eaten rabbit meat before, and I don't think it's delicious, why do I feel like the anchor is so delicious?

"Hey, this is strength, there is meat to eat every day!"

"Isn't it, there's meat to eat every day, it's like going to the wild BBQ, surviving? ”

"Survival? Is this a survival show? Why do I look like camping? No, I'm obviously going to eat and drink spicy food, and I envy the dead baby. ”

"Hahaha, don't make a fuss. ”

"This roast rabbit barbecue technology is absolutely master, the skin is crispy and delicious, the meat is delicious, plus the seasoning penetration, take a bite of the thick game rabbit fragrance, how is it possible? How is it possible? There is such a delicious roast rabbit meat in this world, it is so delicious, my tongue is about to swallow it into my stomach, this roast rabbit meat is really a genius, I always worship him, if I meet him, I must kneel down to worship him"

Ye Tian was teasing with the sailors, pretending to be forced, and boasting shamelessly.

"I've never seen anyone so brazen. ”

"Complimenting myself like this, I'm the first to see it, and I'm serious about it, 233333"

"It's too shameless, it's too shameless, anchor, if you continue like this, you will be beaten. ”

"Ahhhh ”

"I have the strength to lose weight when I am full, I and a group of friends have ordered roast whole sheep, obviously the same as usual, but today I feel several times better than usual, is it the chef of the roasted whole sheep shop changed, or is it my delusion?"

"Thank you for the x100 card given to the anchor!"

"Thank you for the x1 plane given to the streamer!"

"Thank you for the Rocket x2 given to the streamer!"

"Thank you for the Rocket x2 given to the streamer!"

"Thank you for the x10 card given to the anchor!"

"Thank you for the x10 rocket given to the streamer!"

Ye Tian found that the more he boasted, the more exaggerated he became, the more water friends liked to give gifts, and they were much older, and they were even more bragged, often filling the screen with 666, and the live broadcast room was harmonious.

Everyone cooperated with the anchor to pretend quietly, which is simply a clear stream in the live broadcast industry.

A fat rabbit entered the stomachs of the two people, making Ye Tian and the two of them a little unsatisfied, sucking the rabbit oil on their fingers, feeling great.

It feels so good and satisfying to be full.

After a busy day and a lot of meat, this kind of life feels really good.

Lying on the hay next to the fire, the little fat mouse stayed quietly on Ye Tian's stomach, Ye Tian also tore a piece of meat for it to eat, but he just smelled it, and then picked up his fruit and gnawed it, and never stopped, no wonder he was so fat.

Jian Nan was holding a big mango and nibbling on the side, and it was estimated that he was not full yet.

Ye Tian adjusted his lying posture and said to the live broadcast room with a smile: "Do you want to hear jokes?"

The sailors were stunned for a moment and quickly became excited.

"Listen to !!"

"Listen to it!!"

"I was so frightened that I quickly moved the little Maza. ”

"I've put my phone away and the door is closed to prevent it from falling, and my mom thinks I'm nervous again. ”

"Yes, yes, I'm ready too. ”

"I can't wait for the anchor to tell some funny jokes. ”

Ye Tian organized the language and said: "In the evening, my father suddenly said to me mysteriously: I can make you a rich second generation! So he took a deep breath and said to him: No matter what you hide from me, I can bear it! At this time, my father stretched out his hand and said: Give me two yuan, and if I win the lottery ticket, your dream will come true!

“66666”

"Give me two bucks, 66666"

"Hahaha, this is the rhythm of Daddy's son. ”

"66666, hahahaha!"

"It's definitely a dad. ”

"I'm also going to ask my dad for two dollars, so that he can become the son of the rich generation, and you wait for my good news. ”

"Upstairs, you're going to be beaten to death by your dad. ”

"Anchor, one more. ”

"Yes, yes, one more. ”

Ye Tian hurriedly said another: "It's still my good friend of the second goods, when I was a child, the dolls were afraid of injections, but she didn't, she liked to play hanging bottles, and she had all kinds of fun." At the age of four or five years old, her mother was doing housework, and she was on the side, and her mother was playing with me, and her mother didn't have time to take care of her, so she said, "Mom, okay for giving you an injection?" Then her mother put a toothpick in her hand and glued it with transparent glue, and the toothpick was tied with a wool thread, and the other end of the yarn was glued to the wall......

The goods lay quietly all afternoon......"

"Poof. ”

"Poof. ”

"Puff Puff !!"

"MDZZ!ha!"

"I'm already laughing at internal injuries, hahaha!"

"This kid has a hole in his brain. ”

"I learned another way to quiet my child for an afternoon. ”

Jian Nan was already smiling from ear to ear, Ye Tian looked at Jian Nan, and suddenly said: "Jian Nan, do you want children~"

"What do you want to do? Men and men can't have children. Jian Nan said while clutching his chest.

Ye Tian's face was black, and he couldn't wait to kick this thing to death, and said angrily: "Get out!"

“666666”

"Hahaha, passionate!"

"Tut-tut, then the question is, is it better for Jiannan to sleep at night with his back to the anchor or directly facing the anchor. ”

"I don't feel safe. ”

"Hahahaha. ”

"I always feel gay in gay. ”

Just when Ye Tian was looking at the starry sky and chatting happily with his sailors.

Suddenly, a barrage called barrage attracted everyone's attention, including Ye Tian's attention, of course.

"Anchor, I'm so sore now, my girlfriend is pregnant, it was a very happy thing, I was also very happy, and then we started to discuss getting married, but then I found out that the child was not mine, so I said to break up, her best friend scolded me for being a scumbag, can the anchor give me an idea about this?

"666666, scumbag. ”

"Scumbag, you're sure!"

"That is, just because the child is not yours to break up? Do you say you are a scumbag?"

"Marry one and earn one, this deal is stable and will not be lost! You earn, you see, as soon as you get married, you have a wife and children. ”

"Hmph, scumbag, love is because she is pregnant with someone else's child, but she still loves you now. ”