Ye Tian stretched out his hand and touched the screen on the drone to stop this paragraph.

Lin Xue'er also stretched out her head curiously and looked over.

The same is true for Wang Dafu.

Suddenly, two bewildered expressions appeared again.

What the hell is this?

I always feel that the literary atmosphere blowing in my face makes people ashamed of themselves.

“666”

“66666”

"Damn, what is this person talking about? I can understand every word separately, but I can't understand it when it is connected. ”

"I have the feeling of reading the Chinese language in the text, kneeling! Kneel! The master is in the people. ”

"This is really untouchable!"

"Big guy, awesome!

"The barrage was successfully suspended, damn, I always feel like a slap in the face, the Chinese teacher is sorry, I gave you back everything you taught. ”

"Learning makes me happy, learning makes me stronger, learning .... I can't understand it at all when I go to study in Nima!"

"23333...I feel that the anchor is also planted this time, looking at the anchor's confused expression. ”

"This guy isn't going to be here to smash the field! ”

"Damn, brother, *** don't show you!"

......

Ye Tian also had a feeling in his heart that this product was here to smash the field.

Otherwise, it would be excellent!

This kind of god-like operation, his scalp is a little numb!

Fortunately, his level of classical Chinese is okay, otherwise he might really be planted this time!

Ye Tianfeng explained lightly: "The general meaning of what this sailor wants to say is similar to his screen name, he fell in love with a girl, the girl is very beautiful and talented, but he is an ordinary-looking, poor, and incapable dick, and the key is that he is a rival in love, come to consult with me, what should I do." ”

"[Lovesickness]: Hehehehehe..... Big... That's probably what it means. ”

“666”

“6666”

“666666”

"Hahaha~~ anchor cock!"

"God Translate!"

"The anchor is really showy, and my scalp is numb when I show it. ”

"Mom sells criticism, isn't it good to talk about people? Brother, you see, everyone can understand what the anchor said, so you have to pretend to be forced. ”

"23333....This operation once made my scalp tingle. ”

"Hahaha~~ The forced grid just now was directly broken by the anchor, damn, it made me laugh like a barbell directly. ”

.......

Wang Dafu and Lin Xueer, who were originally confused and doubtful of life.

After listening to Ye Tianshen's translation, he immediately laughed miserably!

It's a good force, and it was directly lowered I don't know how many grades.

[Lovesickness]: "That... That, anchor, is there a way?"

Ye Tian pondered for a moment and said, "To be honest, from this water friend, I still see an advantage that many people can't see. ”

[Lovesickness]: "What are the advantages of ?????"

Sitting in front of the computer from afar, he was a little excited.

In fact, tonight, he also thought about it for a long time before he said it.

In fact, he didn't have much confidence in his heart, after all, he really didn't have any advantages, so when he heard that Ye Tian had discovered his advantages at this time, could he not be excited?

has advantages, or advantages that most people don't have, he can confidently chase girls!

"What?

"What's the merit here?"

"666...Anchor, you're comforting him!

"Brother, I still advise you to give up! If you are really as good as you say, then you are already a goddess, you have no money, no talent, no power, you are not handsome, what do you rely on to chase girls, now society is very realistic. ”

"Yes, everyone likes to be beautiful, mainly to see how much money you have in your pocket, or how handsome you are. ”

"You have no money, no talent, no power, and you're not handsome, what do you use to attract girls?

"Damn, this car upstairs, not a car to kindergarten. ”

"Damn! This bend, I couldn't touch it, and it flashed Lao Tzu's waist!"

"Fortunately, Lao Tzu kept holding on to the steering wheel and almost overturned directly. ”

"Wait, listen to what the anchor wants to say first, in case I also have this advantage, how can I chase the goddess in the future!"

.......

Ye Tian nodded without a trace, and continued: "Your advantage is that you are still a little forced in your own situation, unlike most young people, who have no pressure in their hearts, so it really hurts." ”

[Lovesickness]: "......"

At this time, he has 10,000 sentences in his heart, and he doesn't know whether to talk about it or not!

After waiting for a long time, say his merits, this is it!

It's not that he's poor, talentless, powerless, and he's ugly!

Tears almost flowed out of my eyes.

You can't lie, it's good to lie to him!

In the live broadcast room, in fact, many sailors are in a similar situation to this sailor, after all, who doesn't like excellent girls!

And hearing Ye Tian's answer, everyone instantly wanted to lift the table.

“(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻”

“(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻”

“(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻”

"Anchor, I have a sentence that my mother sells criticism, and I don't know whether to say it or not!"

"Anchor, I have 10,000 sentences of mom selling criticism, I don't know if to talk about it or not!"

"I'm so angry that I almost burst into tears!

"Although what the anchor said is right, I am still angry in my heart!"

"23333....I knew it was another pit! ”

"I really want to go down the Internet and kill the anchor! I hugged myself with 200 pounds in distress. ”

.......

"Hahahaha, just kidding!"

Looking at the angry live broadcast room, Ye Tian wiped the sweat that did not exist on his forehead, and said with a serious face: "Ahem~~ Actually, this friend, the classical Chinese is still good, you can write a love letter to her in this way, and impress her with your sincerity, just like you said about the rival in love, the conditions should be very good in all aspects, although the society is more impetuous, but there are still many girls who yearn for pure love and little beauty, in case you run into it! If you don't try, you will never know the result, so, come on."

Tell me about it after 10,000 yuan! Well, what if she's blind!

[Lovesickness]: "Thank you anchor, I'll try." ”

"Poof~"

"Poof~~"

"Damn, God is blind, if this girl really has a crush on him, how blind will she be. ”

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, it's too much!"

"As far as I think, the previous version of the anchor is telling the truth. ”

"Hahahaha~~ Don't tell the truth, I can't help but laugh again. ”

"I feel that what the anchor said is right, it all said that my heart is on the road, in fact, there are still many girls who yearn for pure love, I have always longed for it, I don't care about appearance, whether I have money, whether I have talent, as long as I am good to me, you men, don't understand the hearts of girls at all. ”

"it, young lady upstairs, I love you, and I will love you with an innocent heart. ”

"I'm more innocent, I've always been pure, I haven't even talked about love, young lady, add a > "Little sister, choose me! I will be good to you for the rest of my life." ”

"Rub~~ You brutes, this young lady obviously told me first. ”

"! ”

"But I still like a handsome and talented man like the anchor, anchor, I love you!

“....... Damn, the so-called lack of looks is a lie. ”

"Woo woo~~ Mom, I'm out of love again!"