Chapter 350: Veteran Cadre Activity Center [Asking for a Reward]

Wang Dafu watched Ye Tian interact with the sailors with twitching out of the corner of his eyes on the side.

He estimated that for another person, he would probably be beaten!

Those words are sometimes too bad!

Lin Xue'er watched all this with novelty on the side, she had also watched the live broadcast, but she had never seen this live broadcast atmosphere, it was completely different.

Especially.... What Ye Tian said was still relatively poor, and the key sailors listened to it seriously.

She has seen singing, dancing, performing talents, playing games, and has never seen helping people solve emotional problems, the key is to solve them with this kind of blow, as if friends are talking and laughing, or even losing each other.

The live broadcast room suddenly changed the style of painting.

"By the way, anchor, I haven't said a joke for a long time, let's have a few!"

"Yes, the weather is so good today, such a beautiful scenery, it's not appropriate to come to a few jokes. ”

"Well, dinner is delicious today, anchor, let's have a few jokes to celebrate. ”

"Hahaha~~ The 2008 Olympic Games bid was successful, let's celebrate with a few jokes. ”

"66666....Your sudden words made me unable to take it for a while. ”

"Damn, my brain almost didn't react, what you said has something to do with the anchor's jokes. ”

"You're so good! I almost believed all these reasons. ”

"God's weather is good, God's dinner is delicious, God's Olympics bid is successful, I will serve you!"

"In the middle of the night, I laughed like a pig in my room and was scolded!"

......

Ye Tian couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this scene, rolled his eyes, and said: "You guys, this show, successfully interrupted my train of thought, but it's true that I haven't told a joke for a long time, before going to bed, come and have a few helps!"

Wang Dafu and Lin Xue'er have also been watching the barrage in Ye Tian's live broadcast room, although their mobile phones are a little, there is no signal in this place!

That's all there is to it.

When I saw those barrages, I was also confused.

What the hell does this have to do with telling jokes?

Well, and then it was determined, it really didn't matter.

In this live broadcast room, the IQ of ordinary people really can't keep up.

Wang Dafu has watched Ye Tian's live broadcast room, of course he knows what Ye Tian said, so he immediately sat down and listened to him to prevent the car from overturning.

Lin Xue'er was full of curiosity, what is this paragraph? Why are these people so happy?

From the barrage of Qi Brush, it can be shown that these water friends are very happy, it must be very exciting, staring at Ye Tian with beautiful eyes, quietly waiting for the following.

Well, before going to bed, it should be a sleep-aiding thing!

Drink saliva first!

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Then let's have an emotional class first, which just echoes the theme just now, when I was in junior high school, I had a friend whose early love was discovered by the head teacher, and the head teacher called him directly to the office, after several hours of gradual enlightenment and step-by-step education, the head teacher finally understood the reason why he couldn't find a girlfriend in his 30s." ”

"Poof~"

Lin Xue'er just drank the water in her mouth, and the next moment she sprayed it directly, this turn was too anxious, and she couldn't react at all for a while.

So that's the joke!

Is there still such an operation in the world?

Wang Dafu: "66666"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Poof~"

"Poof~~"

“6666”

“666666”

"Damn, this bend is too sharp!

"Grass! It overturned again. ”

"This student is awesome!

"Hahahaha~~ The head teacher finally understood the reason why he couldn't find a girlfriend for more than 30 years. ”

"God can't find a girlfriend, who the hell educates whom!"

"23333....Educate students and be educated by students. ”

"It reminds me of a news story about a trafficker, because he was tired, parked on the side of the highway for a nap, and woke up to find that one of his kidneys was missing. ”

"Hahaha~~ The news upstairs is similar to the anchor's joke. ”

"Damn, I've been single for more than twenty years, anchor, I really want to make friends with a friend like you and let him educate me. ”

"Now in my thirties, I'm still single, and when I heard this paragraph, I almost burst into tears. ”

"I feel that this friend of the anchor is the anchor himself, and only the anchor is so dick and so angry. ”

"Hahahaha~~ Upstairs, I thought the same way. ”

.......

Ye Tian was taken aback, because Lin Xue'er almost sprayed him in the face, so he missed a little bit.

said with a sincere face: "The next time I tell a joke, you must not drink water next to me, it is easy to get injured by mistake." ”

Lin Xue'er's face was slightly red, she didn't speak, but her two big eyes were bent into an arc, she couldn't help laughing, and then leaned closer to Ye Tian and turned sideways a little.

She couldn't help but think of the words that Ye Tian teased her the first few times, and it was like these jokes, which made her angry and anxious, but she couldn't help but pay attention to him.

Ye Tian wiped a few drops of water from his face, woman, he didn't apologize, it was too rude, he wanted to fight back.

His eyes rolled, and he continued to say: "Let's talk about one more, a pair of elderly people are in love at dusk, married, and when they are intimate on the wedding night, because the two old people are usually funny, the bride stroked the groom's younger brother, and asked shyly: Husband, what are you doing." After a while, the bridegroom stroked the bride and asked, "Sister, what are you?" The bridegroom replied: This is the activity center for the old cadres. ”

Wow!

Lin Xue'er didn't need to look at it at all to know that her face was flushed, and her face was buried unconsciously.

This is not a serious joke at all, this is a colored joke.

Everyone is an adult, and we have never eaten pork, and we have never seen a pig run!

The live broadcast room exploded directly!

"it!"

“6666”

“666666”

"Damn, I thought it was a serious car, but when I think about it, this is not a car to kindergarten at all. ”

"Nima! Overturned! Overturned! Hurry up and open the door, I want to get out of the car!"

"Don't be delusional, the car has long been locked by the anchor. ”

"Old cadres, old cadre activity centers, these two words, and two places, have been broken by the anchor again. ”

"Ma Dan, anchor, how do you think I should face the old cadres, and the old cadre activity center. ”

"If I tell this joke to my grandfather, I guess I will be beaten to death by him, who is in the old cadre activity center every day. ”

"Hahahaha~~ Upstairs, you can try it!"

"Ahem~~ This metaphor is so apt. ”

"Damn, this live broadcast room is poisonous, this section is even more toxic, I'm about to be poisoned, anchor, one more joke, I can rescue it again. ”

"Rub~ I thought it was a troll, but I didn't expect to see that it was an accomplice in the end, the anchor, and another one. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, one more! or I won't be able to sleep today." ”

.......

Ye Tian stabbed Lin Xue'er beside him with his finger with a smile on his face, and asked, "Are you still listening?"

Lin Xue'er's body was stunned, and she suddenly felt angry in her heart, she immediately understood that Ye Tian was deliberate, raised her head to look at Ye Tian, and issued a fierce expression: "Woo~~"