She kicked her legs, jumped on my bald head and stood, facing the phoenix girl over there and shouting, "Hey, this little handsome guy, I saw it, don't grab it"

The phoenix girls were very curious, "hee-hee-ha" for a while, and swam over to see

I clasped my hands tightly over the man's logo, and shouted "Don't come here" awkwardly.

Seeing that the curious phoenix girl didn't care so much, a large number of people gathered around, stared at my bald head and asked, "Little girl, where did you come from?"

She smiled and said, "Just born." "Point your finger at my bald head" was born on this. ”

The phoenix girls didn't say anything, just stared at them with a pair of curious eyes and asked, "Mother?"

The little girl looked confused, shook her head and said, "I don't know"

"What the hell is really like this, how can there be such a strange thing"

The phoenix girls didn't ask much, one stretched out one hand and led her, and floated away like the wind

I panicked, washed and washed my bald head, put on the moonlight gentleman's outfit, and walked out wet

The little girl shouted from afar, "Little handsome guy, I will be your wife in the future, do you like it or not"

"She, she, she, she, why was she born, and she wants to get married, and she doesn't ask me how many wives and children I have, is it too naïve?"

It's not good to make her angry, so she can only say "When you grow up, it's okay to marry again"

She didn't say a word, shook it, was as big as the phoenix girl on the side, and said, "I'm an adult, should I marry now?"

"Oh my God, I can't push it off, is this the red thread that the moonlight lady pulled for me, there is such a strange marriage in the world. ”

The phoenix girl didn't fight, but said, "We have been married for a long time and no man has come to the door"

The others also followed: "A man is a layer of paper, which can be broken with a slight click; look at the little girl of the family, she will marry herself out in a few words, it seems that naivety is good, and you don't have to think about anything." ”

However, I have some concerns: can such a big girl have a child and no one teaches her, and she is born with a man who knows how to find a man

The phoenix girls disagreed, and said, "Who wouldn't, but she was not as lucky as she was born on a bald head in office." ”

These phoenix girls quarreled for a while, their voices became more and more noisy, and they couldn't hear a word clearly

The phoenix girls flicked their legs and flew up, and I don't know who shouted "gone"

The little girl turned into a big girl and flew over, riding high on my shoulder and shouting "Little handsome guy, take me home"

"Where is home?" I came here to be an official, and I was beaten by others, so I had to ask, "Hey, do you know where the court is?"

A group of phoenix girls, only one of them turned around and said, "Ignore you"

I didn't offend anyone and begged for others, so I begged for myself, and looked around with the eyes of fire to see if there was a mountain or a mountain, and whether there was a court or what happened to those who were in prison

The big girl hugged my head tightly and shouted, "Little handsome man, we need to find a place to sleep for so long, it's time to rest."

I have to ask, "What's your name?"

Her answer was simple: "You pick it up for me."

”

The phoenix girls turned around and shouted, "Whatever you take, it's called reincarnation."

I have to think about it, what is born on the head is called rebirth, and it is more appropriate to call it rebirth.

As a result, a phoenix girl immediately shouted, "Vote, I'll take you to find it."

"It's so strange, everyone accepted it very quickly. "She will change her skirt, and she will be fascinated for a short time, and she will not smell a woman for a while;

The phoenix girls flew over in a frenzy, took her hand and flew away

The more I look at it, the more I look like a phoenix girl, and I look exactly like them;

The phoenix girls flew fast, spinning around the mountains, not knowing what to turn

It was a large wood, high and low blocking the view, squeezing the leaves out of the way and burrowing into it

What catches your eye is a block of houses, with the highest double door in the middle topped by a large flat that reads, "The mirror hangs high." ”

In addition, there is a large stone lion next to the stone steps on both sides of the gate, and if you touch it lightly with your hand, you will open your mouth and shout "mighty, don't knock on the door if you have nothing to do"

"It's it, how can it talk isn't stone?"

Flying over and whispering to me, "What kind of place is this, do you still want to ask?"

She seems to know better than I am, she was born not long ago, and she is still illiterate like me.

The phoenix girl wanted to stand on her side and speak, "Official, you don't understand, this is not the mortal world, you don't need me to tell you."

It's such a big place, it seems that no one has ever been there; No wonder no one cares about the tree that grows so tall

The phoenix girls are more familiar than me, they don't even have to knock on the door, they push hard, and they open with a "quack".

There was a musty smell wafting in front of him, and with the eyes of fire, there were cobwebs everywhere, and even the public cases and the big signs of silence and avoidance were covered with thick dust.

I frowned for a long time, and I couldn't understand it, so I couldn't help but ask, "Doesn't the Phoenix Mountain God have superiors, why is there no one here to handle the case?"

"The superior is the god of Phoenix Mountain"

"Ah, this guy actually dares to pretend to be a superior, no wonder the holy decree is not passed on to him;

The phoenix girls were making a loud noise, and I finally heard a sentence, "What does the mountain god do, does he have the right to sit in the high hall?"

"Oh my God, I finally understood, this court has long been empty, no wonder it's so deserted. ”

"Knock knock" A burst of gongs and drums startled me.

Looking back, the phoenix girls were beating the big drum in front of the gate with a drum hammer in their hands.

There was a bang, and it sounded across from me

I looked back at the people sitting on the high hall and shouted at me, "Little handsome man, kneel down honestly, and get it from the truth, so as not to be severely punished."

"She, she, she, she, really looks like an official, how long has she been born, how can she look like an old husband and wife?"

Cast a loud shout "kneel or not"

Before I could react, she yelled "Someone, hit me hard"

The four phoenix women pressed me to the ground alive, and two of them held sticks and knocked me down on the back, shouting "I can't move"

"They're really down

Isn't it a player's house?"

The phoenix girl said loudly, "This is a rehearsal, teach you how to be an official"

I should sit in the high hall as to who is in charge

The phoenix girl shouted loudly, "Hit, my wife doesn't sit in the high hall, do you want the little white face to sit?"

"Are they mistaken, the little white face refers to men"

The phoenix girl didn't say anything, "It's you"

"Oh my God, it's such a big turn, I've actually become a little white face, I've never let a woman raise it, why is that?"

The phoenix girls laughed for a while and said, "We raise you"

There was a "bang" and a heavy bang on the public case

shouted loudly, "The little handsome guy is mine, I can only raise him, and no one else is allowed to fight"

It seems that there are still a lot of people who are willing to raise little white faces, why don't I understand, why is a woman's anger so big, can't you just put up with it and let a man raise it

The phoenix girl wants to complain to me, "I've endured it, I can't bear it, I can't even raise it, I don't even want to raise it"

Why can't a woman be an honest widow According to the theory of three obedience and four virtues, she can still be a virgin; how noble this should be

"Bang" and shouted, "Why don't you be a noble chaste man?"

"Chaste man, is there a word for chaste man, is it really nonsense?"

The phoenix women sang and harmonized, there must be virgins, there must be virgins, and virgins were originally a couple, and a year later, a large number of babies were born, and none of them were insincere.

What kind of crooked way is this, I don't want to answer, stand up and pat it with my hand, and the big card is quiet, with my palm print printed on it, and he staggered to reveal a face and asked, "Who are you, black, don't come to the court?"

Tou shouted loudly, "I'm an official, don't you see me sitting in the high hall?"

At this time, I noticed that there was a phoenix landscape painting in the high hall, with a big flat on it, and the four big characters of "Mirror High Hanging" were left in golden handwriting, which were also covered with a thick layer of ash.

The handprint bomb on the silence flew up, floating high in the air, and a face inside swayed and shouted, "Clean up, put the tree up"