Chapter 0418 - Playing Stupid Officials
"He, he, he, how can he be an official, it's really inexplicable, I want it"
The phoenix girls didn't ask, they pushed everything down, kicked it with their feet, and lifted it up, and said "it's clean"
Knock on the public case and shout loudly, "No, I didn't clean it"
The phoenix girls were not reconciled and went to grab the handprints in the air, but they did not expect to shrink and get into my hands
"Bang" sounded, and knocked hard
Throwing a horse in the face and shouting "Raise your hand and open it for everyone to see"
I had no choice but to do so, and there was nothing in my palm, and it was black, like an iron shell wrapped around it
Cast yelling "Little handsome guy, won't you stomp your hands with your feet, otherwise, you won't fall off"
How could she say such stupid things, who would stomp her hands, and she is not a big fool
"Bang" is a stick fight, and it hits my hand
It hurt so much that I jumped up and down for a while before I stopped and asked, "Who did it?"
The phoenix girl held the stick and did not avoid it, and deliberately said, "Let's see if the iron shell is beaten down"
No matter how they are all neurotics, they don't care if others are in pain or not, as if they don't grow up.
"Ahh
My hand literally knocked down a small piece of black shell, revealing white skin.
More than a dozen phoenix women held me down tightly, dragging and tearing, and a large piece came down;
"Bang" a stick and hit me my bald head
I was dizzy from the beating, and with gold stars in my eyes, I couldn't hold on anymore, and I shouted in an angry voice, "If you dare to hit again, I will kill you all."
The phoenix girl smiled and said, "I didn't hit it, it was her"
I covered my head, rubbed it vigorously, and looked up
Throwing a stick and shouting, "Little handsome man, bald head must be white to look good, otherwise, no one will sleep with you"
"How can she beat indiscriminately, and it doesn't matter if people are in pain or not, what if she is killed"
More than a dozen phoenix women took my hands away, pressed them tightly, tore the black shell from the bald bag, and called out a strange sound, "Ah, the skin is too white and tender, it seems to be edible"
I desperately screamed, "Well, it hurts so much;
Cast into my eyes and asked, "If you don't take it down, will you be able to look at you, what has become of you?"
A dozen phoenix girls tore around my head, all over the place
One of them exclaimed, "Look."
All the phoenix women stared at it with their eyes, and all the large pieces of their faces moved, and they shook and shook them, and they pulled off the parts of their faces that were sticking to them, and the whole hard shell was like a mask
Throw it and wear it on your face, your nose can be matched, and your eyes are always a little bit closer
A broken face shell, the phoenix girls snatched it around, and they had to wear it on their faces to try it out
One of them, deliberately using a false voice to learn my voice, shouted in front of all the phoenix girls"
I'm an official, how spirited I should be."
I secretly wanted to be beaten to death by others, and I was angry
"Knock knock" beat the drum in front of the door
Who's going to knock on that stuff and what's going on, I'm scolding
There was a shout from the door, "Little handsome guy, look"
I walked out of the door in a panic, startled, there was a mess of people everywhere outside, and when I saw it, I shouted, "Master Qingtian, you are wronged"
There are many people who echo it, and they don't know what to say
The most panicked thing was to vote, dragged me to the high hall and sat down, and a phoenix girl found a dusty official uniform and hat, patted and beat me for a while, and asked me to change into it
The phoenix girl standing by the door spoke for me, "Line up, come in one by one"
A large number of phoenix women shook and changed, all of them became phoenix men, with more than 20 hands holding the battle, standing on both sides, shouting "mighty" high
There are also a lot of people outside the door shouting "stand in line, don't crowd"
One of them rushed in the door, crawled with a roll, knelt in front of the public case, and shouted, "Lord Qingtian;
The first time I solved the case, I didn't understand anything. In the face of the crying out for grievances two meters away from me, he ordered "Say"
He babbled a lot on and on, but he didn't say anything important
I had to shout "next"
He panicked, knelt on the ground and kowtowed, shouting, "Lord Qingtian, you have to be the master for me."
Throwing eyes and shouting "Say it's important"
"He's him, he's something, he's a superior, and he's locked up my son."
I have to say that "men are different from women; if your son rapes him and he cuts off his head on the spot, he doesn't have to go to jail."
He panicked and said, "It's not like this, it's like that"
I have to keep an eye on the point, and the people who come to report the crime have a purpose, and there can be everything, so I say, "Report the name first, and I'll check it out."
He wants to tell a story: "My name is Wu Quan, and my family lives in Phoenix Mountain, and my son's name is Wu Yong, who is 40 years old this year and has not yet married. was taken by a phoenix girl, and the two hid under the big tree to show their grace, and were seen by the phoenix mountain god.
"Why is it the god of Phoenix Mountain again, this authentic villain, I won't give up if I don't get rid of it" I gritted my teeth fiercely and shouted loudly, "Come on"
A tall phoenix man stood up and asked, "Master Official, please command"
I stared at it with big eyes of hatred and shouted, "Arrest the Fenghuang Mountain God"
He didn't argue either, and walked out the door shouting "follow me"
A large number of phoenix men flew away in high spirits
Even my brain is confused, I don't know where the phoenix man came from, staring at the door with his eyes and shouting "next"
A woman, who had been standing by the door for a long time, could not wait, and when she saw Wu Quanquan coming out, she crawled and broke into the gate
"Bang", kneeling in front of the public case, shouting "Wronged, Lord Qingtian"
I saw that she was wrapped in a scarf on her head and wearing a thick long dress, she looked like a person and was not very good-looking, about 30 years old, and asked "What's wrong?"
"Hooligans
Ah, the big scoundrel has to cut him with a thousand knives to relieve the hatred in my heart."
Cast on the side of the public case and shout, "Report your name, explain the matter in an orderly and reasonable manner, and people can help you solve the case." ”
The woman knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times, lowered her head and said, "My name is Medfen; I am twenty-eight this year, and I have not yet married, but I did not expect to be targeted by my superiors, and he actually stayed there while I went to the latrine, and I still can't live" "What do you say" I saw a black wooden bar on the public case, picked it up, knocked it hard, and shouted "Bang";
This sound startled me a lot, but I didn't expect her to tremble, kowtow several times, and tremble and say, "That's the case."
My heart was so annoyed that I shouted "Someone"
I haven't seen anyone come for a long time, and I'm about to get off the stage, but I didn't expect to say, "Please ask Lord Qingtian to command"
This voice is very crucial, let me immediately save my respect;
Throw out the gate and shout "Follow me"
Unexpectedly, there were a large number of phoenix men outside the door, flying away
I'm not a big fool, I shouted outside and shouted, "The case is over today, and I'll report it when the problem is clarified"