"Achill, is it? What is the real purpose of your coming to Huaxia? If you say it now, I can still help you call a doctor, and if you refuse to say anything and force them to hand you over, then I will have to help you find a priest." ”

The fat brother teased.

The mercenaries are also good-sounding, in fact, they are all praising them when they fight the five scum, and the will to fight is not even comparable to the border drug dealers, especially Archer is still an Internet celebrity now, he feels that he is a "rich man", how dare he risk his life.

"Big brother, I'm really innocent!"

"I'm a foreigner who sneaks into a P5 country where all of them have black hair and yellow skin, isn't that looking for death! And this country still bans guns, how can I carry out my mission!"

"Not to mention guns, I can't even buy a crossbow, I use a slingshot to carry out tasks?"

"Besides, there are cameras all over the street, where do I run when I kill someone, I only sell my art, I don't sell my life!"

"I just said that was a hypothesis, how dare I, if I really came to Huaxia with a mission, what is the nature of it, it is an invasion! Invasion of the Five Constants! How dare I!"

Maybe it's sad to talk about it, Achill came with tears and snot as he spoke, and the fat brother was so disgusted that he couldn't eat the noodles.

Achill was crying sadly, and the director's comrade's phone rang, and the director frowned and took a look, and quickly got up and picked up the phone:

"Yes, yes, I arrested two foreigners, yes, they used to be mercenaries......"

"The two of them came here to travel this time, yes, check it out, why don't I arrange to send the two of them next door?"

"Oh, okay, that's how my police report went. ”

After hanging up the phone, the fat brother hurriedly came up, he didn't speak, just stared at the director, and almost wrote the word gossip on his face, he remembered where the compound next door was.

The director couldn't stand the straight eyes, looked around left and right, and then said in a low voice: "I don't know where in the courtyard next door I heard that we arrested two mercenaries, and I heard that the little soldiers below have green eyes, and they are going to come over and tie up these two people, if the two of them are really that, this is two second-class skills for walking!"

"Alas, it's a pity. ”

Of course the fat brother understands, and looked at Archer and the two said with a look of regret.

"Not really, alas. ”

The director also sighed and continued.

............

"Anyway, thank you so much this time!"

Comrade Director cordially held Fat Brother's hand and sent Fat Brother to the gate, and wanted to send Fat Brother back in a police car, but Fat Brother hurriedly refused.

I'm going to sit in the back row, and the people still think that the police comrades have arrested the prisoner again.

"Thank you, you are the defenders who are fighting to protect the front line of our people, at best, I will give full play to the spirit of the people of the rising sun, and once I find a suspicious target, let him know how terrible it is to fall into the vast sea of the people!"

After a few words with the director and a few policemen, the fat brother took a taxi back to the hotel.

Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, Zhao Qizhi and others haven't sobered up yet, and the video of Comrade Zhou Otherwise's kicking "foreign friends" in a food stall has already spread all over the Internet.

Early the next morning, the sky was still bright, and the fat brother's mobile phone on the bedside table was buzzing endlessly.

"Hmmm......"

The fat brother touched it and looked at it, and he didn't look at it, so he clicked and answered.

"You're hitting someone again?"

"Hmmm......"

"You're still sleeping, you're still sleeping?"

The volume on the other end of the phone was higher, and he seemed very unhappy with his attitude.

"Hmmm......"

Do you know how bad this is?

Dai Zhiyang finally couldn't help but go crazy.

As soon as he turned on the phone early in the morning, he was bombarded with the phone calls of those media reporters, asking him how to explain the fat brother's beating.

Dai Zhiyang hurriedly turned his head to look at his daughter-in-law and asked in horror, "Why don't you beat someone Zhou?"

His daughter-in-law shook her head and said she didn't know.

Lao Dai and his daughter-in-law are holding back their strength to have a child, isn't this a weekend, it's the day of their love again, the two of them turned off their mobile phones in order to avoid interruptions at work, in fact, the videos of the fat brother beating people in the work group of the two have gone crazy, even if Dai Zhiyang and his daughter-in-law are a hospital nurse, which is completely out of line with the entertainment industry.

The reporter's question made Dai Zhiyang and his family confused, and when he called the fat brother in a hurry, he found that the goods were still sleeping, and Lao Dai was so angry in his heart.

If you can't give birth to a child yourself, nine times out of ten it is related to this product!

"No, Lao Dai, your idea is very dangerous, I want to correct you!"

As soon as the fat brother heard Dai Zhiyang say that he had beaten the foreigner Balabala, he was not happy, rubbed his eyes, sat on the head of the bed, and began to pull up.

"What's wrong with foreigners? Foreigners are not born to their parents, so foreigners can't fight? What's more, it's the people's fault first, and the comrades of the police have all said it, and I am considered to be righteous and courageous!"

"It's just that there are too many people like you, and you always feel that foreigners seem to be superior......"

As soon as he heard that it wasn't this thing that took the initiative to cause trouble, Dai Zhiyang finally breathed a sigh of relief, so that his public relations would be much easier, as for the other "nonsense" that the fat brother said, he didn't listen to a word.

He was thinking about how to help the fat brother wipe his buttocks, and when he explained to the public media, the police report came out, and their explanation was that Archer and the two had inappropriate remarks and wanted to attack the onlookers Shi (glasses brother), but they were stopped by another righteous and courageous citizen Zhou, and finally did not forget to remind the majority of crooked friends in China to always remember to abide by local laws and regulations.

According to normal terms, this matter should be the glasses brother first, how can he pay people a medical fee or something, but the problem is that Archer has to pretend to be a mercenary, not to say what kind of mercenary he is, the mercenaries have come out, and the medical expenses are a fart, so the glasses brother is let go home.

What does the official statement mean, fortunately, netizens have great powers, and they quickly dug out the truth, and it is basically eight or nine.

The mercenaries came to us to pretend to be forced, but they were cleaned up by the fat brother as soon as they came? Netizens are simply not too happy:

"Hurry up, hurry, there is no photo of the two of them, the first time I heard a live mercenary!"

"It's strange to say, why don't foreign mercenaries make trouble with our long border?"

"Troublemaker, come and steal the countryman's melon?"

"Many people think that mercenaries are the same as in the movies, but in fact, our armed police may be able to blow up the regular armies of neighboring countries. ”

"The confidence point upstairs, yes, yes. ”

"Crooked mercenaries come to do things, don't think about going deep inland, unless you drive, national and provincial highways are full of traffic police, they can only take the highway, and the deposit collected for the task is not enough to pay ETC. ”

"Upstairs, are you going to laugh at me!"

"Two crooked and strong men who were robbed of their bags at the bus station and have been wandering on the streets since then......"

The two were then dragged to the training institution to work as foreign teachers, and it turned out that being a foreign teacher earned more than being a mercenary?

"Wearing pants every night, stepping on flip-flops and jerking off on the side of the road, with a bunch of skewers and green glass bottles next to it?"

"You're all talented. ”

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