781 Miserable Achill

"Name!"

"Achill. ”

"Full name!"

"Archer Simpson, Cleveland, Maxey, Bakken, Turrant, ......"

"Did you say so much?

"Gender!"

“......”

"Gender !!"

"Male. ”

"Age!"

"33 years old. ”

............

"Fat brother, come on, drink some tea!

The fat brother glanced at the mercenary king who was making notes next door, turned his head to look at the police uncle who brought him a cup of hot tea and asked, "Don't you really need me to help translate, I don't seem to know Mandarin when I look at that product?"

"Oh! No, fat brother, don't worry, what kind of place is our Pengcheng? An international metropolis, there are two of us who are proficient in English and one who is proficient in Japanese!"

The policeman enthusiastically pushed the tea in front of the fat brother, and the fat brother took it and explained as if he remembered something: "I didn't drink, I didn't touch a drop of wine!"

"You really didn't drink it?"

"I really didn't drink it!"

"Then I'll watch the video, why were you so fierce just now, kicking people in the waist?"

"Hi, I'll explain ...... to you"

Saying that, the fat brother explained the matter back and forth, and after the little glasses opened the scoop with a beer bottle, someone immediately took out his mobile phone and started shooting a video, but they didn't shoot the content of Achill's live broadcast in front of him, and they didn't understand what Achill was beeping.

Coincidentally, the police station is still an old acquaintance with the fat brother, once his car was parked in the hospital and the license plate was picked, and the fat brother caught the thief and sent it to this police station, the fat brother remembered that there was an armed police compound next door to their house.

The fat brother described it very objectively, because the small glasses were also brought back, and there were so many people watching at the scene, even if he wanted to, he couldn't hide it, so it was better to explain it all generously.

"Hey, that's what you say...... Are you still acting as righteous and courageous?"

Comrade police seemed to have a toothache, and it was normal to listen to the fat brother at the beginning, but it was wrong to listen to how he felt later.

This white man named Achill came out of his mouth, as if he was a heinous person who provoked the friendship between the two peoples, and if it weren't for the presence of the fat brother who kicked this thing awake, he didn't know how many things he would have done to hurt the feelings of the people of the two countries.

"Besides, don't look at this coward, he's still a mercenary!"

Seeing that the fat brother began to set up a dragon gate array, the policemen who came over to listen to stand-up comedy surrounded most of the circle, and when they saw the fat brother talking about the mercenaries, sure enough, the policemen in the room laughed.

I was still smiling so happily.

"Fat brother, is he really a mercenary?"

The director who received the news looked at the fat brother expectantly.

"Then I don't know, you can ask, anyway, that's what he said just now, he also said that he is a mercenary king or an elite or something, you see the tattoos of his accomplices, can he be a good person?"

The fat brother said to Achill, who was making a note in the next room with a desperate face, and the director nodded in agreement, smiling even happier.

The director didn't think about anything at this time, so he begged the Bodhisattva to ask for it, those two people were really mercenaries, and they came with a mission......

............

"Fat brother, thank you so much this time!

The frightened glasses little brother still feels like a face when he talks about this, and it is the first time he has entered the police station when he has grown so big, and he feels old and excited.

"The sea of people who entered the bureau with me is gone, you, remember not to be so impulsive next time. ”

The fat brother told the truth, he entered the game more often than he went back to the studio.

"Didn't I get angry with that grandson at the time, that stinky mouth didn't have a door, everything was sprayed out, and the boss was still playing your song "Loyal to the Country" in the store at that time......"

Speaking of this little glasses, I get angry.

"Don't! You listened to my song before you went up to open the scoop? You probably said the same thing at the police station, right?"

The fat brother couldn't laugh when he heard it.

"I'm just telling you the truth, fat brother, your song, it really has an exciting effect!

"Yes, of course you don't dare, because you don't usually drink. ”

The fat brother said speechlessly.

"Hey, hey. ”

The little brother with glasses laughed embarrassedly twice, and then insisted that the fat brother write down his contact information, saying that if there is anything useful in the future, even if he said, the two of them are also brothers in distress.

"Alas, I haven't seen the world. ”

After stopping the car and sending the little glasses away, the fat brother called Zhao Qizhi again.

Originally, the fat brother thought that he was taken away by the police comrades, and the employees of Xinghuo must not be able to eat, and they were so anxious that they were scurrying all over the ground, who knew that even Zhao Qizhi was drunk, and the fat brother could hear how hilarious the atmosphere over there was through the phone, and Zhao Qizhi asked the fat brother when he would go over to settle the bill.

What a bunch of wolf-hearted guys!

The fat brother was so angry that he hung up the phone, and then turned around and went back to the police station, the police comrades knew that he hadn't eaten, so they warmly invited him to eat supper, and the noodles were all soaked, and if he didn't go back to make noodles, he would be mushy.

"How's it going, have you recruited it?"

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Archer and his accomplices, who had finished recording the record, squatting on the edge of the wall in handcuffs, with a look of grievance, and the police comrade also pointed to the wall behind him: Confess and be lenient.

"Mercenaries are really mercenaries, it's just that these two are the kind of goods that can't be served with dog meat. ”

Speaking of this, the director who was eating fragrant instant noodles on the side became angry, and glared at the two people squatting by the wall with a look of "hating iron and not steel".

"Don't be angry, your body is your own, what's the matter with these two people?"

The fat brother hurriedly comforted.

The director couldn't help but laugh as he spoke, these two goods used to be mixed with Africa, and they were said to be mercenaries, but in fact, they were taking the worst equipment and the lowest wage, and they were doing the work of guarding the gates.

When there is no fatal task, the basic salary of these people in a month is converted into Huaxia coins, and four or five thousand is considered a high salary, and the two even made a living by recording the kind of video of holding AK and saying happy birthday to Huaxia netizens for a while, and then because the competition was too fierce, the two quit the industry, and then began to rely on their white skin to cheat everywhere.

Not to mention, many foreign netizens are really good at this, the two of them relied on the identity of this brain-dead former mercenary, and even tossed a little fame on the Internet, which is what we often call Internet celebrities, no, I heard that Chinese people are stupid and have a lot of money, so the two of them ran over in a hurry, but before they could get down to business, they were kicked into the game by the fat brother.

"Hey!"

The fat guy squatted in front of Archer with instant noodles and looked like a hanger, raised his chin at him, and greeted him angrily.

Achill lifted his large, panicked face, his eyes blurred, and there were two red palm prints on his small face.

It's really miserable, and the mercenary king is still tied to the police station like a dog, and he has to be slapped by the police......