After Reba left, Ye Tian lay on the chair in the courtyard, shaking and shaking, shaking and shaking!

Enjoying the morning sun.

The whole person is like a salted fish.

"Do you want Ye Tian to come and chop wood? I'll teach you! It's very fun. Dahua on the side saw this scene, full of envy, rolled his eyes, and said.

Last season, he was like this, and when many guests came, he asked many guests to help him approve a lot of firewood.

Ye Tian, who was on the bamboo chair, heard Dahua's words, and his body moved and then ...... Turned over and continued to shake and shake!

Well...... Just facing the sun head-on, now facing the sun on the back.

If a salted fish does not turn over, it is likely to be treated as a dead fish.

And now turning over occasionally will let everyone know that he is still a living salted fish.

Well, I didn't pay attention to Dahua at all, or I didn't hear him at all, even if I heard it, I didn't hear it.

This kind of routine, you also want to trap him?

Originally, Dahua saw Ye Tian move, and thought that Ye Tian was really going to chop wood, but he was proud in his heart, and he was not tricked by him.

But he never expected that Ye Tian just turned over.

And just now, Ye Tian was facing Dahua, and now his ass is facing Dahua.

The body movements speak for themselves, and yes, the whole body is rejecting this activity!

Dahua was suddenly depressed and wanted to vomit blood.

In the live broadcast room of the program group, the audience who saw this scene immediately laughed crazy.

"Hahaha~"

"Hahahaha~~"

"Dahua actually wants to trick the anchor, this is crazy, right?"

"Poor big baby, I don't know that routine anchors have to pay a price. ”

"Anchor: My heart doesn't fluctuate at all, and I even want to laugh a little!"

"Dahua is still too young!"

"I feel that the anchor behind me will let Dahua know why the flowers are so popular?!!!"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey...... That's right, the anchor is so cautious, and revenge will be avenged!"

"I don't know why, I still have a little expectation in my heart!"

"Small expectation +1!"

"Small expectation +2!"

"+3 for small expectations!"

He Ling saw Ye Tian lying on a bamboo chair like a salted fish, walked over, and said with a smile: "Young man, don't you get up early in the morning, why don't you have vitality now?"

Huang Lei on the side answered with a smile: "Then someone must have left to become like this, don't show it." ”

Huang Lei saw the relationship between Ye Tian and Reba, but he didn't know that the two had reached that point, and thought that the two were still just a couple, and the boy was still in the performance period, the kind of process of currying favor with the girl and winning the blood.

However, he didn't know that Ye Tian's status in the family was quite high.

Ye Tian's body didn't move, but he couldn't listen to Huang Lei arrange himself like this, slander himself, and said seriously: "I'm doing some kind of exercise now, junior high school biology! Human body photosynthesis, constantly absorbing free energy in the air, eliminating waste impurities in the body, this is a kind of self-purification, so although you look at me as stationary, but in fact I am moving all the time." ”

That's right, Ye Tian is serious nonsense.

Seriously bragging with you!

He Ling and Huang Lei listened to the black lines on their heads!

I almost believed in your wickedness.

Dahua, who was chopping firewood, immediately stretched his neck to look at it, and asked curiously: "Ye Tian, is this the legendary internal strength of Huaxia?

Ye Tian was stunned by Dahua's question.

Fuck me!

Dahua, what a genius you are!

The reason for this is simply perfect.

A complete explanation of what he just said, with some strong evidence.

"That's right. ”

Ye Tian was as steady as an old dog on the surface, and his voice was still lazy, but it revealed incomparable confidence: "Since you guessed it, then I won't hide it."

This is the legendary internal strength, my Ye family used to be a generation of wealthy families, that is, the ancient martial arts family, but later the road changed, and the family fell in the middle of the road, but this internal strength has been passed down, each generation is a single generation, passed to my generation, my father directly passed it on to me!"

Dahua's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Although he grew up abroad, he liked to watch martial arts dramas the most when he was a child, and he has long been yearning for the internal skills in martial arts dramas.

When he was a child, he hoped that he would become a generation of heroes and go to the end of the world with a sword!

But he didn't expect that one day he would really meet someone who would be able to do internal strength, because everyone used to say that this was fake, and he slowly believed it.

But Ye Tian's perverted power, as well as what he said now, made him open up a new world again!

He Ling and Huang Lei on the side were about to turn to the sky when they heard this, who would believe this kind of fooling a child?

And at this moment, Dahua only felt that his five meridians and eight veins were instantly unobstructed! The whole person was unprecedentedly awake, and the dream of his childhood resurfaced in his mind.

His face struggled for a moment, and then he made an amazing move!

Walked in front of Ye Tian.

Poof!

I only heard a loud kneeling sound, and a firm voice: "Master, please take me as an apprentice!"

He Ling: "......"

Huang Lei: "......"

Damn, they retracted what they had just thought, because they really didn't expect that there really would be a second person who would believe it, and this person was right next to them.

Although they knew that Dahua was more than two, they didn't expect it to be so two.

It's two! It's all two!

Live a second goods!

Everyone was unexpected, including Ye Tian himself.

Does anyone really believe it?

In the live broadcast room of the program group, everyone was completely dumbfounded when they watched this scene.

“666”

“6666”

"Dahua really believes it!?"

"Poof...... Is human photosynthesis a good way to use plant photosynthesis? Who doesn't know if you've studied physics in junior high school?"

"This is obviously the anchor fooling people, but Dahua really believes it!"

"Poor boy, how innocent is this!"

"This anchor is really strong, he can single-handedly defeat the African lion and kill the crocodile in the water, which of these things can be accomplished by ordinary people? ”

"Uh...... Upstairs you believe that?!"

"Nonsense, I'm not an idiot, of course I don't believe it, internal strength or something is fake!"

"To be honest, whether it's true or not, I really want to worship the anchor as a teacher! After all, the anchor's combat effectiveness is not fake. ”

"When you say that, I suddenly want to worship the anchor as a teacher!"

"+1 for the apprentice who wants to be a streamer!"

“+2！”

“+3！”

“+10000！”

"Suddenly found out that Dahua may not be really stupid, this may be what he did on purpose. ”

"No, brother upstairs, you are wrong about one thing, Dahua is really stupid!"

“233333……”

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