Ye Tian: "......"

He didn't expect this kid to be so stupid and so naïve to believe it.

He was speechless for a while!

turned over, turned his back to Dahua, and said lightly: "The internal skills of the family are only passed on to the son, not to outsiders!"

Dahua got up, but walked into Ye Tian's field of vision, knelt down again and hesitated for a moment, and then shouted with a serious face: "Dad!"

Ye Tian was shocked!

That's not what he said!

I don't want you to be my son, I'm saying that it is only taught to my son, eh(⊙o⊙)... It doesn't seem to be a problem!

Fuck, I didn't expect you to be such a person, Dahua.

I treat you as a friend, and you want to be my son!

He Ling: "Poof-"

Huang Lei: "Poof-"

He Ling and Huang Lei, who were drinking water as a melon eater, sprayed directly!

looked at the two of them dumbfounded, they had just apprenticed, and now they recognize their father.

The development of this plot is a little unexpected, too fast!

If they remember correctly, Dahua is even older than Ye Tian.

In the live broadcast room of the program group, the audience is the same.

"Poof—"

"Puff ————"

"I'm in a bit of a hurry to go to this corner!"

"This plot is developing so fast, I don't react to it!"

"Made, I was drinking milk just now, and when I heard this, I sprayed it directly, and now my female colleague is looking at me with a complicated look, because I sprayed him all over the face, what should I do?

"Why did you suddenly call Daddy?!"

"Dahua, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

"But he will only teach his internal skills to his son, and then he will recognize the anchor as his father after a while! I just want to shout 666!"

"Who said that Dahua is stupid, this bend is going around me, I didn't even react!"

"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, this plot development is catching people off guard!"

"Forgive me for being unkind and let out a pig laugh!"

"In terms of flickering ability, I will serve the anchor!"

"It's the first time I've heard someone talk about laziness so freshly and refinedly. ”

"I didn't believe that others could fool people into calling Dad, but now I do!"

"Awesome, anyway, the longest road I've walked now is the anchor's routine!"

"My stomach hurts when I laugh, it's so funny to let me slow down!!"

......

"Don't make a fuss!"

He Ling hurriedly stepped forward and helped Dahua up.

After all, this is in a variety show, and the impact is very bad, and Dahua himself is an artist, which has a great impact on himself.

Huang Lei also hurriedly said: "Dahua, Ye Tianna fooled you, how can the human body have any photosynthesis, only plants have photosynthesis!"

But Dahua looked serious and said: "Teacher He, Teacher Huang, I seriously want to apprentice! I have had a martial arts dream since I was a child, I once swore that once I meet a person who knows internal strength, I will definitely worship him as a teacher, and now it is the closest step I am to my dream, and I will not give up." ”

After speaking, he looked at Ye Tian: "Master, please accept me as an apprentice! I will definitely inherit your mantle and carry forward your martial arts." ”

He Ling and Huang Lei were full of black lines.

Huang Lei said angrily: "Haven't you studied biology in junior high school? Only plants can photosynthesize!"

"I've learned!"

Dahua said with a serious face: "But the human body is very special, and there is no scientific research that shows that the human body cannot photosynthesize, what if the internal strength can do this?"

Huang Lei: "......"

What you said made a lot of sense, and he was speechless for a while.

"Poof......

"Poofha......"

"I'm laughing to death!!"

"I almost believed it!"

"The first time I discovered Dahua, I can say it. ”

"I feel that what Dahua said makes sense!"

"Hahaha...... Upstairs has been brainwashed by Dahua!"

"Anchor: I'm just bragging, I didn't expect anyone to really believe it. ”

He Ling looked at Ye Tian and said, "Ye Tian, stop playing, you hurry up and explain to him, he is about to go mad!"

Ye Tian: "......"

He just wanted to be lazy for himself and find some reason, but he didn't expect this product to really believe it.

"Okay, Dahua, I lied to you!"

Ye Tian sat up from the bamboo chair, sighed and said, "You hurry up! Everyone is watching! Besides, I don't have a son as big as you, we are just friends, don't treat me as a father." ”

He Ling and Huang Lei on the side heard it with black lines, but when they heard that Ye Tian had clarified, they didn't care.

Anyway, they feel that the last sentence is redundant!

However, the plot doesn't go the way they thought.

"Master, I believe in you!"

Hearing Dahua say this, it should be fine this time.

He Ling and Huang Lei both breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as this breath was finished, they heard Dahua continue:

"The human body itself is a treasure, and internal strength must make the human body have the function of photosynthesis like a plant. ”

He Ling: "......"

Huang Lei: "......"

Ye Tian: "......"

This girl!

Let's be brainless!

Won't your brain turn?

Ye Tian lay down like a salted fish again, and said angrily: "Get out! I don't need an untalented son like you." ”

"Don't, Dad, if you don't promise me today, I won't get up!" Dahua pleaded with a pleading face.

He Ling: "......"

Huang Lei: "......"

This product is really shameless.

Damn, it's a little hard to look at!

After explaining for a long time, I finally returned to the starting point, and it seemed to be getting more and more pleasant.

Peng Peng on the side hesitated for a moment, and said faintly: "Brother Dahua, you recognize your father like this, and your parents know about it, are you sure you won't be killed?"

Dahua's body suddenly stiffened, remembering the fear of being dominated by his parents at home, if they knew about what he did, it would definitely be a mixed doubles.

"Okay, Dahua, you get up, I won't say that you are an apprentice. ”

Ye Tian opened his mouth and said: "But I can teach you a little basic, which can make you a little stronger and a little stronger!"

When Dahua heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Really, can I learn internal skills?"

"Of course not!"

Ye Tian refused without hesitation: "I said it all, this is a single line, I treat you as a friend, don't keep thinking about letting me be your father!"

He also wants to learn internal skills, but he can't!

Dahua's face was full of disappointment: "Thank you, Master!"

As he spoke, he kowtowed respectfully, and then got up.

He Ling: "......"

Huang Lei: "......"

Peng Peng: "......"

The conversation between these two people feels awkward no matter how it sounds.

It's as if one of them should not take the other as a son, but the other should be his son.

And this ritual is full of sense, are they sure they are not watching a TV series?!

"Master, let's start training!" Dahua asked expectantly.