"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds say early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives?"

"I'm going to blow up the school, the teacher doesn't know, as soon as I pull the line, I run, and the school is gone!"

Singing a children's rhyme about the situation, this nursery rhyme is adapted from "School Song", which is Xu Mang's soul work in junior high school, when he was still a complete scumbag, but now he is a super college bully, I have to say that life is impermanent.

"Ugh..."

"I used to be a school bomber, and as a result... Hardened into a scientist. Xu Mang sighed while driving the car, thinking a lot about what he would do in the future, such as being a happy rich second generation or a carefree loser.

However...

I never thought I would become a scientist.

Of course, I also thought about my wife in the future, and in terms of wife, Xu Mang's fantasy is very simple, one meter seven tall, convex in front and warped in the back... Angel face devil figure, as a result... Married a Yang Xiaoman and went home.

"What a wreck!"

Not only did he become a scientist, but he also married Yang Xiaoman. Xu Mang pursed his lips and couldn't help but start thinking about a question, is there a parallel universe? Could there be another Xu Mang, and his life trajectory is exactly the opposite of his own?

became a carefree and speechless loser and married a woman with a good figure and good looks, so who is happier than Xu Mang in the parallel universe?

It's a mystery,

Eternal mystery!

soon

Xu Mang arrived at the company, and when he saw Xiaoman's employees, he couldn't help but have a confused look on his face, they were still the same as yesterday... With a confident expression on his face, everything is so suspicious.

Don't they know they're losing money?

Bang bang bang,

Gently knocked on the door of Xiao Man's office, and then pushed the door in, Xiao Man was still working expressionlessly.

"Wife?"

"It's time to eat!" Xu Mang smiled and lifted the food in his hand: "I made your favorite dish... Stir-fried shrimp with celery, Japanese-style teppanyaki tofu, fish-flavored shredded pork, kung pao chicken... The most powerful thing is this, a big pot of fragrant white rice!"

“...”

"I don't have an appetite!" Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face: "You can eat it yourself." ”

"Huh?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, looked at his wife's listless appearance, and said helplessly: "Alas... I've been telling you not to be impulsive, don't be impulsive, you see... Suddenly, it broke through 31,000 points. ”

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

Gassy!

I'm!

Although Xu Mang was talking about comforting words, he felt angry when he listened to it, Yang Xiaoman felt that he was laughing at himself, this big pig's trotter has always been against the so-called big fall theory, but now... It's about to break through 31,000 points...

"Humph!"

"Don't be complacent!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'll tell you... It's about to fall, ten o'clock tonight... The opening market is about to plummet and then trigger the circuit breaker, mother, I'm not joking, anyway, I'm waiting for your dung swallowing suicide performance!"

"Whatever. ”

"You ate first... Let me tell you, it doesn't matter if you eat it yourself or not, you can't starve your child. Xu Mang glanced at him and said seriously: "Why don't I feed you?" Eat a little, I know that the feeling of bankruptcy is very uncomfortable, but people rely on food, iron depends on steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic." ”

Even though I know it's comforting myself, why does it sound so infuriating?

Xu style comfort... It's really wonderful!

"I'm annoyed!"

"What do I fall in love with about you?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "You are not handsome, and you can't comfort people, and your mouth is so cheap... I know that I am being teased all day long, and my mother was blindfolded in the first place? Why do so many single men in the world fall in love with you. ”

"Look at what you're saying..."

"I'm famously handsome!" Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "You dare to say that you didn't covet my face at the beginning?"

"Gross!"

"Can you not say such things?" Yang Xiaoman retched a few times, and then blushed, and said, "Hey me..."

afterwards

Xu Mang became a full-time feeding staff.

(*^-^)ρ(^0^*)~

soon

After a brief tidying up of the tableware, Xu Mang left the company, and soon returned home, lying on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, mainly to see the views on U.S. stocks on Weibo, but there was not much information on it, basically it was a tutorial on how to become a leek.

"Hello?"

"Chen Shao?"

"Is there something wrong?" Xu Mang received Chen Fan's call and asked with a smile.

“...”

"Your wife is like that, and you can still laugh. When Chen Shao heard this hearty laughter, he couldn't help but ask helplessly: "Anyway, can your wife still bear it?" Do you want to quit the status quo, you will lose money if you continue like this." ”

"Ugh..."

"I persuaded at noon, but it didn't work!" Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "Do you think that the women who marry into the Xu family are so casual? I'm dead, but it's not bad to think about... At least you don't have to swallow feces to commit suicide. ”

"Wait?"

"You were going to commit suicide by swallowing dung before, can you pay back what you owe before?" Chen Shao asked.

Xu Mang said embarrassedly and with a smile: "Don't dwell on the past, let the bits and pieces of the past go with the wind... We're going to keep an eye on the present, and I'll tell you... As long as the circuit breaker is broken once, I will swallow feces and commit suicide once. ”

"Is it necessary?"

"If it really fails, wouldn't it be the end?" Chen Shao frowned and said nervously: "Everything has a contingency!"

"According to probability. ”

"There's this illusory odds, but... When the probability is low-key to some extent, it can be ignored. Xu Mang said seriously: "Just kidding... Now it's 31,000 points, and if you want to fall below 20,000 points, you have to fuse it four times in a row!"

"I don't dare to act like this on TV!" Xu Mang smiled: "I don't even dare to write about this kind of thing, it's too detached from reality!"

“...”

"Sometimes... The reality is even crazier!" Chen Shao said: "You know. ”

"It's still the same sentence!"

"It doesn't exist!"

Hang up the phone,

Xu Mang collapsed directly on the sofa, tens of billions of dollars... was tossed to bankruptcy like this, what did you marry and come back?

That's good!

I hope that this teaching can make Xiaoman wake up.

...

At night

Xu Mang is holding potato chips, patrolling all corners of the company, and he is idle anyway, so it's better to take a look around... Recently, due to the special situation, both husband and wife live in the company, and many employees also live in the company.

After all, due to the time difference, the opening time of the U.S. stock market has reached the evening in China.

At this point,

At a certain staircase,

Xu Mang was smoking a cigarette while looking at his mobile phone, there were still two hours before the opening, according to Xiao Man, the circuit breaker would be triggered today.

Cut!

To hell believe her!

When I returned to Xiao Man's office, I suddenly saw Xiao Man change forward, and her face was full of smiles at this time.

"What's wrong?"

"Make money?" asked Xu Mang.

"No... Still losing. Xiao Man said disapprerovingly: "But I got the news..."

Words fall,

Glancing at Xu Mang, who was smiling evilly, he said angrily: "But I won't tell you!"

"Cut!"

"I don't want to listen to it!" Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders, silently walked to the lounge inside, and then said, "I'll sleep first... Don't call me. ”

moment

Xiao Man is left alone in the office, and she is watching a piece of news "OPEC+ meeting broke down"...

The content is simple, about the plans for production cuts ... The opinions of the two major oil countries are completely different, and oil prices are about to begin to shrink sharply, and I don't know to what extent, but... According to estimates, it should plummet by about 30 percent.

And the collapse of oil prices will definitely trigger the warning line of US stocks, and then a crash.

Xiao Man thinks... Two hours later, there was a worldwide upheaval, and all this was in its own plan, thanks to a keen sense of the world situation.

"Humph!"

"Big idiot!"

"It's up to you to do it then!" Yang Xiaoman felt upset when he thought of Xu Mang's various distrusts of himself, he always felt that his wife was not good at finance, in fact, the old lady was really powerful, but she was just unwilling to behave.

Wait, wait, wait,

And the last hour,

Yang Xiaoman went to the war room, which was temporarily converted from a conference room.

scene

Everyone is concentrating on the computer, and they are full of anticipation for the upcoming opening... Although I have lost a lot of money before, I did not choose to give up, after all, it is rare to participate in such a big event, which can be said to be an honor.

Of course

If you don't give up, you don't give up, you still question it, can you go short?

At this time,

Suddenly, someone shouted:

"It's falling!"

"Oil prices have fallen!"

"Oh my God... Plunged by 31 percent!"

In a flash

There was an uproar in the war room.

"it!"

"It's... That's amazing, isn't it?"

"Mr. Yang is awesome!"

Everyone was stunned by the sudden collapse in oil prices... Mr. Yang had previously proposed that oil prices would plummet, which would induce the collapse of U.S. stocks. Half of the prediction has been fulfilled, so the next thing to see is the performance of the US stock market in an hour.

Whether it was as expected by Mr. Yang was that the market plummeted by 7% at the opening and triggered the circuit breaker mechanism.

now

Yang Xiaoman came to the war room, and then knew the news of the collapse in oil prices, but smiled indifferently, and did not deliberately show surprise, and her steady behavior won the respect of everyone present.

is worthy of Mr. Yang, a strange woman in the financial world!

Time passes minute by minute,

There is still a last minute, the US stock market is about to open, and everyone present is holding their breath and waiting for the moment when a miracle happens.

meanwhile

Xu Mang entered the land of dreams, and in his dreams... U.S. stocks soared!

"It's open!"

"Oh my God... Wouldn't it?"

"Trigger the circuit breaker directly?"

Everyone present was stunned, Mr. Yang really did it!

......