Chapter 59: Oh, the monster looks at the stick
There is a small village located in the middle of the mountains that are eroded at night, and the location should be next to the national highway.
Ma Cuihua did not enter the village, but for safety reasons, she parked her tricycle on the side of the road outside the village, just under the street lamp promoted by the national new rural construction policy.
She had already set up a bonfire on the ground, and a large leg of lamb was slowly roasted on the grill near the fire, apparently preparing to kill the leg of lamb, which weighed about 5 pounds by herself.
Either people who can exercise are people who can eat, and they are also people who can eat, and they don't get fat no matter how much they eat.
The whole leg of lamb is roasted and the skin is browned, and the oil is bubbling with oil, and it is estimated that it is also a master who is charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
And what is Ma Cuihua doing at this time?
Instead of standing by the fire, she took a fish and slowly processed it on a small table next to her, looking like sashimi.
"666 has to admire Cuihua, this food standard is even higher than mine, it is simply a pure natural original flavor, unique shape, and a good dinner. β
Even Zhang Yang was eating dry pot pork ribs and shrimp at this time, but looking at the big leg of lamb on the fire, he was salivating, and he didn't know what he was talking about.
'Squeak~'
The Great Sage held a prawn in his paws, and while nibbling on it, he pointed to the big leg of lamb that seemed to be shiny and fragrant.
Hearing the voice, Zhang Yang turned his head and saw the greedy appearance of the Great Sage, and couldn't help but touch the back of his head.
"Okay, okay, let's have barbecue tomorrow night when we rest!"
In broad daylight, the weather is so hot, Zhang Yang doesn't dare to make a barbecue to eat, the temperature can kill people, or wait until the evening is cooler.
Hearing his words, the Great Sage nodded its head with satisfaction, and continued to bury its head in dealing with the prawns, and looked up at the big leg of lamb on the TV screen from time to time.
Rhubarb is relatively cold, facing the leg of mutton that seduces his little friend on TV, it is two ears that don't listen to things outside the window, and is bent on dealing with the big pig's trotters, it seems that for it, the invisible is not touchable, and the attraction is big, well, it is a very pragmatic dog.
"2333 just saw that big leg of mutton, I was startled, this girl is a little domineering!"
"9999, 6 turned, such a big leg of mutton Cuihua is actually ready to do it alone!"
"I envy this kind of life, one person, one car, one dog and one leg of mutton......"
"I really should let those big stomachs behind the screen take a look, this is called really eating, daring to eat, and being able to eat!"
"Come on, except for a few that can be eaten, which of the others is not eaten and picked out!"
"I met one last time, that guy was eating on the table, and there was a trash can under the table, and the food was being delivered out bucket by bucket!"
Zhang Yang saw that Ma Cuihua was living a good life, so she quit her live broadcast room, after all, she was the mother or sister of her rhubarb daughter-in-law, so she still had to care about it.
The screen turns again, and the person who appears on the TV is a man he really doesn't want to see but can't help but want to see.
"I'll go and see our pink man, this little life is a bit bourgeoisie!"
A large pink tent was set up on a flat ground on the side of the road, surrounded by the same dimly lit mountains.
It's just that the lighting method adopted by this guy is a light bulb that emits a strange pink light, like those pink light boxes in the streets and alleys, and the surrounding area is brightly illuminated, but the color is a bit flattering, and it seems to be a connected battery.
"I also have this tent in 2333, it is the kind of 1 bedroom and 1 living room, our pink man has a good life. β
"666 No wonder he had to drag a big cart behind the dragon chair, and his feelings were for these things. β
"Every time I see that orchid finger and mustache, I want to learn it inexplicably, what should I do?"
"Yo, it's still Western food, the veal steak is fried, I'll go, there's actually red wine!"
"You say, if it weren't for reality, would this guy find a pink steak?"
"666 is really possible!"
"Brother Yang, you can't do this, although people don't live as well as you, but life is more enjoyable than you. β
In the face of the ridicule of fans, Zhang Yang was also speechless, this tnd is called enjoyment?
It's impossible to keep watching, and it is estimated that if he stays in this guy's live broadcast room any longer, he won't be ready to eat dinner.
Even the great sage sitting next to him saw the scene in the picture, he was unstable and almost fell off the sofa, and he stretched out his little claws and slapped his chest with palpitations, estimating that if he was like his ancestor, he would knock it over with a stick and shout.
"Bah, where are the monsters escaping!"
The time was close to 9 o'clock in the evening, and a full person, a dog and a monkey worked together to wash the dishes and chopsticks, but basically Zhang Yang washed the dishes there, helping to hand them over loudly, and rhubarb shouted and cheered at his feet.
Then they collapsed on the sofa one by one and enjoyed the comfort after the meal.
At the same time, Zhang Yang also felt that today's live broadcast should end here, no, it should be to lead the people in the live broadcast room outside to wander around, but he still has business to do.
"Okay, everyone, I have to get ready to rest, let's follow the old rules, you watch the night view at night, this time I'll let the drone fly a little farther and go to the mountains. β
As he spoke, he used his consciousness to control the aircraft and flew out of the open window, heading straight for Huaguo Mountain not far away, and randomly found a relatively high stone and stopped.
"System, big beauty, pickled pepper phoenix claws, hurry up, give me an upgrade, I want to become a special soldier, I want to become stronger!"
Zhang Yang, who couldn't wait, ran directly to the bedroom, and greeted the system in his heart, ready to upgrade the second-level physical fitness.
In the past month, he has been thinking about accepting this reward, but after the first upgrade, the system has been rejecting him on the pretext that he has not fully integrated the sudden physical changes.
"Big pig's trotters, the reward is being distributed, if you feel unwell, you deserve it from now on, prepare!"
It's not the same reminder as last time.,I guess the system is a little tsundere.γ
Once again, I felt a tingling sensation coming from my body, and the comfort of brushing my whole body with a soft brush hit me again.
But he knew that this feeling was just an appetizer, and the pain was still to come, and sure enough, the strength of the soft-bristled brush became stronger and stronger, and it slowly turned into a wire brush, and even later it turned into an electric wire brush that brushed his body from the blood vessels to the surface of the bones to the surface of the skin.
It hurts!
Piercing!
The heart is like a knife!
It's painful!
Dead and alive!
Mourning, no, that word seems a little unrealistic.
He finally understood what he had said before, and he had to say it as soon as he could!
"Ahh
This feeling comes and goes as quickly as it comes......
NononoοΌ
One minute!
Two minutes!
Three minutes!
4 minutes!
5 minutes!
This feeling of dying and coming back to life slowly disappeared, and a feeling of finally dying and ascending to heaven appeared, as if I had seen the beard of God and his old man and the doughnut on his head.
Zhang Yang was about to beckon God and his old man to come with him for a BBQ, or take off the doughnut on his head and take a bite, but the result was different from the pain of death and life, but the time of this enjoyment was very short, and it disappeared almost in the blink of an eye.
"System! I haven't eaten a doughnut yet!"
Only this time after he finished shouting, it was different from the last time, and as soon as his voice fell, he immediately remembered two other voices.
"Wang Wang (who?dare to mess with my boss, looking for death!) !!"
"Squeak (Wow, youkai look good!) !!"
The voice sounded full of worry and anger at the unknown.
The Great Sage, who had a higher IQ, also ran forward, stretched out his little paw and gently touched his head as before Zhang Yang, as if to comfort him, and seemed to say: It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it's good, it doesn't hurt!!
He touched the little head of the Great Sage with his backhand, and then scratched it again, and then realized the back of the neck of the rhubarb who ran over to comfort him.
"Okay, okay, I'm fine, I've got a big benefit from your boss this time!"