63 We are ordinary friends
The next day, the fat brother wore a Mao suit and talked nonsense in front of tens of thousands of officers and soldiers, and the paragraph spread on the Internet, and countless netizens asked for help to verify whether it was the fat brother himself.
Seeing this, the fat brother had no choice but to post a Weibo.
"Although it is a little unclear, I can vaguely see that the man in the video is so handsome that he has alarmed the Party Central Committee, please don't panic the majority of male compatriots, there are not many men who are handsome to this extent, it should be the fat brother himself!"
Seeing that the fat brother was so shameless, netizens ridiculed him even more.
"Fat brother, I finally know why you have to donate money to the welfare home every month, you are atoning for your sins!"
"It still depends on the face, is the fat brother the soul of the joke world!"
"I also want to meet that wonderful little brother!"
"Don't you guys upstairs think the fat guy is more weird?"
"Know more strange and many roads!"
"Grandma Dean, that's great love, if I had already sent these two goods to be humanely destroyed!"
"Don't be angry upstairs, just swallow this breath!"
"It turns out that the fat brother was so familiar with the police system before he became an anchor...... and they went in three days and two ends. ”
"I'm the only one who thinks he's drinking swill...... Vomit...... I can't do it anymore!"
"Zhou, otherwise, you're disgusting!"
The ID of the netizen in this message is the tsundere Miss Han.
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"Yunyun, don't play with your phone, your aunt's family will be here in a while. ”
A well-maintained middle-aged woman walked down upstairs, somewhat similar to Han Yuyun's eyebrows, looked at Han Yuyun who was smirking at her mobile phone and said.
"Oh, Mom, why are they so particular about the family!"
Han Yuyun replied without raising his head.
Kuang Xinlei shook her head when she heard this, the doorbell rang just now, and when she opened the door, she saw that her sister Kuang Xinlan's family of three had arrived.
"Sister!"
"Come on in!
When Han Yuyun saw the three people entering the room, she also got up from the sofa and called lazily twice: "Uncle, aunt, Xiaoyuan." ”
"When did Yunyun come back?"
Wei Wenhua looked at Han Yuyun, who was back on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, and asked with a smile.
"I just came back the day before yesterday. ”
Miss Han continued to reply without raising her head.
"And otherwise, alright?"
Wei Wenhua teased in a low voice.
Wang Zhi was shocked when he saw the eldest lady of the Han family at the fat brother's house that day, and he told Wei Wenhua about it when he went back.
"It's okay...... Uncle, what are you talking about? We are ordinary friends!"
Miss Han finally raised her head, and said with embarrassment on her face.
"Don't worry, don't worry! I didn't tell your mother, I didn't even tell your aunt!
Wei Wenhua looks like I know everything.
Seeing Han Yuyun's anxious roar, Wei Wenhua hurriedly sat down and said loudly, "Isn't my brother-in-law at home?"
As soon as she saw her mother's gaze swept over again, Han Yuyun didn't dare to be presumptuous, otherwise she would be nagged to death by Kuang Xinlei again.
"He, it's not like that, as soon as the end of the year comes, he will go everywhere to inspect, and he will be able to come back tomorrow night, but he will go to the Spring Festival Gala in the thirtieth of the Chinese New Year's Eve." ”
Kuang Xinlei said helplessly.
On the dinner table.
Kuang Xinlan saw her niece looking unappetizing at the table full of dishes, and laughed: "Yunyun is so big in the blink of an eye, it is estimated that Yunyun will be a mother in two years!"
"I'm not in a hurry, aunt, if you're in a hurry, you can rush Xiaoyuan!"
"Yunyun, my aunt has a few sons of good friends, I think they are all very good, do you want to ......?"
"Eh, eat your food! People are so big, do you still need to worry about this kind of thing!"
Wei Wenhua knocked on his wife's bowl with chopsticks and reminded her not to care too wide.
"You, don't you just want to help Yun Yun find a look? Besides, she's so far away from home in Pengcheng alone, wouldn't it be nice to find someone to take care of him!"
"Auntie, don't worry about it, my mother is not in a hurry, right?"
After speaking, he looked at Kuang Xinlei and said.
"Your grandfather and your father know that they are favoring you, I want to say that you are effective, will you let you run to Pengcheng alone to be a reporter!"
Han Yuyun stuck out her tongue mischievously and didn't dare to say more, for fear of provoking this "resentful woman" to complain again.
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The fat brother sang a total of two songs in the Yangcheng Military Region, "Green Flowers in the Army" and "Say a Word from the Heart", which naturally won the applause of the whole house, and all the officers and soldiers who watched the performance applauded vigorously, and the head of the large military region also nodded incessantly, expressing his satisfaction.
The fat brother didn't mention the cost of coming to the big military region to perform, if the army hadn't booked a ticket for him, he even planned to pay for the passage himself.
After looking at the time, the fat brother was about to pack up and leave for the train station, but as soon as he went out, he was stopped by a guard and respectfully invited him to the small conference room.
When the fat brother looked at the two people sitting in the conference room, he subconsciously wanted to salute, but he put it down awkwardly when he was halfway up, and laughed at the two generals.
"Zhou Ran, male, 19 years old, has been living an unchanged life in Pengcheng No. 1 Welfare Institute since he was born. Until you failed the college entrance examination in June this year, and then your life began to be completely different. ”
"Am I right?"
The old general Chen, who had visited the fat brother in the ward, closed the file and looked at him with a dry smile.
The fat brother nodded, and then immediately explained: "About me, General Chen, I explained to you in the hospital at the time!"
"I know, it's just that Commander Cheng of the Yangcheng Military Region doesn't know yet, so I'll help him introduce you by the way. ”
Old General Chen glanced at the fat brother with a smile, and continued: "Do you know why the country didn't reward you after the last cruise incident?"
"Hey, I don't need a reward! I don't want to be famous or profit-seeking, I just happened to be in that incident at that time, then of course I stepped forward! As the saying goes, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility!"
After the tension just now, the fat brother finally relaxed, I am not an active soldier now, and besides, I have not done anything illegal and undisciplined!
"You know that the Princess cruise ship is American, right? The United States has been pressuring us to hand over the murderers of 13 Americans on board. ”
General Chen continued to say to himself.
"Then hand it over!"
The fat brother also followed his words.
As soon as the words fell, he found that General Chen was looking at him with a strange face, and the fat brother was excited: "You mean that 13 of the terrorists are Americans?"
General Chen nodded with a teachable expression.
"Thanks to the motherland! Thanks to the party! I will certainly work harder in the future to contribute to the early realization of the motherland's four modernizations and make a contribution of insignificant strength!"
"Haha! You kid is better than a monkey with sticky hair!"
When General Chen heard this, he and Commander Cheng immediately burst out laughing.
"Okay, I called you here today to tell you why your certificate is gone, and at the same time, the head above also asked me to convey to you verbally in private, the motherland and the people thank you for standing up in times of crisis!"
"Thank you for your concern and affirmation, I will definitely ...... in the future"
"Okay, okay, who did you learn from this set, it's okay, get out!"
General Chen waved his hand with a look of "disgust".
"Okay, take care of your health, I will give you an early year in advance, and I wish you ......"
"Get out!"
General Chen scolded with a smile.
The fat brother felt that his road was getting wider and wider, and the general with shining Venus said that he would see him, and he would see the two of them at once, who had his own awesome......
After the fat brother left, the room was extraordinarily quiet.
"Mr. Cheng, what do you think?"
"Suitable is suitable, but he is not from our army after all, let's look for it again, alas!"