When the male and female duets were singing on stage, the person in charge found the fat brother who was preparing to go home backstage.

"Otherwise, wait!"

The person in charge hurriedly stopped him.

"What's wrong?"

"There's a singing show that goes wrong, can you find a way to help save the show!"

"I don't have any other songs, I can't hold a guitar up, can I? besides, I don't even have a guitar!"

If you say let me sing earlier, the fat brother in today's field can wrap you up alone!

But you'll have to give me some time to prepare!

At this time, the beautiful host at the front desk also found the two of them: "Fat brother, you can help think of a way! Here you are versatile, you can go up to the top for a while!"

The fat brother looked at this familiar intellectual beauty, and always felt that he had seen it somewhere.

"I want to go up to the top too, but what am I going to say?

The fat brother said helplessly.

"By the way, don't you know how to tell a joke? You go up and try it? Help us hold it for 6 minutes, no! 5 minutes is enough! Okay? Help, okay!"

The beautiful host seems to be quite familiar with the fat brother, knowing that he is "versatile", the fat brother can't stand the praise of people the most, especially when he is praised by the beauty, he can't find the north.

So he gritted his teeth: "Okay, then I'll try my best!"

"Thank you, thank you, I'll treat you to dinner when I get back!"

After speaking, the beautiful host stuffed the other microphone in her hand into the fat brother's hand.

The fat brother looked confused: "What do you mean?"

"You're next!"

After the beautiful host finished explaining, she walked quickly to the front desk.

it!

Don't you give me any time to prepare!

"Do you like the song "Say a Word from Your Heart" just now?"

"Like!" shouted in unison.

"I like it too, so I invited the singer of this song back, and everyone applauded, please Zhou!"

"Bang bang bang!"

The fat brother changed back into the tunic suit, came up with the microphone in both hands, and smiled awkwardly at everyone.

"Leaders, leaders, comrades-in-arms, hello everyone! I'm back!"

The chief in the audience thought that Zhou was going to sing again, but it didn't look like it.

"I'm honored that everyone likes my song, in fact, I have written a lot in private, but I have never had the opportunity to sing it to everyone!

The head of the audience frowned when he heard this, what is going on?

"Because other people sing for money, I used to sing for hell!"

"Hahahaha!"

There was a burst of laughter from below.

"I can't afford to sing the second song today because something went wrong last night!

Last night I was staying in a guest house in our military region, and I was so hungry that I couldn't find anything to eat! I climbed through the window into the kitchen and saw a big pot of stewed vegetables, including potatoes, vermicelli, minced meat, and so on.

"As a result, at breakfast this morning, the waiter whispered to me and gossiped about it, saying that the cafeteria was haunted, and a big basin of swill that didn't have time to pour in the canteen last night was gone!

How can the officers and soldiers below take care of discipline, and they lean forward and back together and laugh like thunder!

"Because I like to sing, I worshipped a master and learned to sing!"

"I don't have to pay tuition for my worship, and Master still cares about wine!"

"Once I went to Master's house for dinner, Master said to me: Otherwise, there is a bottle of foreign wine in the kitchen, and I don't know it, so you can drink it!"

"I took that bottle of foreign wine back and slurped it and dried it! I didn't dare to give it to others, the master said it was good wine, and it was expensive!"

"As a result, I pulled my stomach for almost a week, and I realized that the bottle I drank was olive oil!

There was another burst of laughter below.

"No wonder my master's neighbors said that their family was always excited every day!"

"I talk a lot wherever I go, and I blush all day long!"

"The neighbors also told me that your master and their family are not usually so nagging, I don't dare to squeak when I hear it!"

The leaders in the front row also burst into laughter.

"Later, I finally got out of school, thinking that I could find some performances to earn some living expenses or something, so I printed a lot of business cards, with my avatar and contact information on them, and asked a friend of mine to help me send business cards and get some work. ”

"As a result, my friend didn't know what to think, so he went to the hotel to send it, and stuffed a business card under the crack of the door of each room!"

"Hahahaha!"

Anyone who has never stayed in a hotel has this experience, and when you hear it, you will understand, and you will burst into laughter.

"As a result, I was arrested by the city's anti-pornography people, and I was investigated for several days!"

When the officers and soldiers below heard this, they immediately burst into laughter.

"I grew up in a welfare home, and I have a little brother who has a very good relationship, he calls me brother, and we have a good relationship with each other to wear a pair of pants!"

Someone laughed again.

"What are you laughing at, this sentence is not a joke!"

As soon as the fat brother said this, the people below laughed even harder.

"Don't laugh, listen to me, last year's Chinese New Year, I thought about going to the bank to withdraw some money, so I rode a motorcycle and took my little brother to the bank, but I was afraid that the police would drag my motorcycle, so I said to the little brother: You help me watch outside, the police came and said, the brother said okay!"

"As a result, as soon as I entered the bank with my front foot, my little brother rushed in and shouted: Big brother, run!

"Hahahaha!"

"Why is this brother so funny!"

"I'm going to die laughing!"

The serious and lively atmosphere just now was only lively, and the leaders of the front row were also smiling and clutching their stomachs.

"As a result, four or five security guards pressed me to the bottom and went in again!"

"I was released after tossing for a long time, but I still have to go and withdraw the money!"

"This time I'm smart, I didn't ride a bike, we walked there! I just arrived at the door of the bank and met an armed escort, it may have been a little cold that day, my brother rubbed his hands and asked me: Brother is not frozen in his hands?"

"Two guns at my head!"

The people below were almost laughing and got under the stool, and the familiar beautiful hostess was also laughing and wiping her tears.

"In the end, the two of us got into the police car again, and my brother asked me without knowing whether he was alive or dead: Brother, why didn't you open up just now?"

"Two pistols at me!

"The director of our welfare home also said that my brother lacks heart and eyes, so I should stop playing with him, why?"

"The New Year is auspicious, our dean grandmother said that the New Year can not say unlucky words, the Chinese New Year's Eve dean has to stay up late for the New Year, my brother saw that the dean's grandmother was napping there, so he leaned over and asked: Grandma, can you survive tonight?"

"Hahahaha!"

The leaders in the front row were laughing and slapping the table.

"Grandma was angry when she heard this, I thought to myself that grandma should not be angry, so I hurriedly went over and comforted: Grandma forget it, you can swallow this breath!"

The chief sitting in the middle was even happier when he heard it!

"I don't know why, grandma is even angrier!"

"Since then, I have had less contact with that brother, until one time we met at the wine table, I knew that the dean's grandmother told him: Zhou is not lacking in heart, you will play with him less in the future, do you hear!"

The fat brother glanced at the beautiful host who couldn't even laugh straight, and when he saw her make an OK gesture towards him, he knew that the time was almost up.

"Okay, my story will come to an end first, next time I will continue to talk to you, Zhou is here to give you an early year, I wish you all the best in all your wishes, good luck and good health, thanks to your blessings, and I also wish our country a thriving and prosperous country!"

The fat brother's voice is getting higher and higher, the speed of speech is getting faster and faster, and the last word "An" is shouted out even louder!

As soon as the words fell, there was a cheer from below!

Then there was more applause than before!

The fat brother didn't dare to salute without a military uniform, and kept bending down to thank the audience.

"Otherwise, you're too good!"

The person in charge rushed to the backstage and gave the fat brother a thumbs up.

The host who finished the curtain also rubbed backstage: "Fat brother, you are so talented! Come when you open your mouth! I laugh so much that my makeup is almost spent!"

"Hey! just get through it. ”

The fat brother didn't know that this paragraph of his casual nonsense today was actually uploaded to the Internet, causing a wave of enthusiasm among netizens.