In a blink of an eye, it was the beginning of April 2011, and on this day Xiaoyu received a call from Xiaoxian, she said on the phone: "Brother Xiaoyu, tomorrow at noon, please go to the Leju restaurant very close to Zhu'er's house for dinner, I told them all." You and Yin Hong must arrive before twelve o'clock, and Yin Hong will also call her. ”

"What's the matter with you? Xiaoyu asked her.

"Don't talk about it now, it's coming tomorrow, let's talk about it when we're together. She hung up immediately.

This Xiaoyu is guessing: Maybe it's her birthday, hey, no, it seems that Xiaoxian said that she was born in the second half of the year. It's just that she has never made a living, and it is not clear what day she was born.

When she came back from work in the evening, Yin Hong was also talking to Xiaoyu about it, and she also said that Xiaoxian didn't make it clear what was going on. She said, "Big brother, take care of her, we'll know tomorrow when we go." Since she shouted, let's take this opportunity to rub her. ”

At noon the next day, the six of them got together again. Although since Xiaoyu was injured last year, they (they) have added another He Yalan to their six-person gang, in fact, they (they) are now a seven-person gang.

But Xiao Xian still didn't inform He Yalan that day. She later said that He Yalan was too far away, and there was no need for her to run for this matter, so she didn't tell her.

But on this day, in addition to these six people, there was still one more person, and this person was Xiaoxian's new husband Hu Youqing. This Hu Youqing is a medium height, he is about the same height as Xiaoyu, and he is also more than one meter and six, and he is a more capable person by looking at his appearance. The ability mentioned here is to have a pair of hard-working hands, which at first glance is that kind of healthy body and a standard figure.

Indeed, after Xiaoxian's introduction, this Hu Youqing not only talks freely, but also is polite and gentle to people. Xiaoyu is here, and he himself feels ashamed that he is not as good as this Hu Youqing. Therefore, Xiaoyu felt relieved to Xiaoxian from the bottom of her heart.

In fact, when these people saw this, they thought that Xiaoxian was saying that she was marrying Hu Youqing. But I felt that it was wrong, because since I was married, it was impossible to invite such a few people. Although it is a second marriage, if it is a second marriage, at least you have to call your mother's relatives and family, why do you call us people.

After a while, the wine and food were brought to the table, and this Xiaoxian took out her divorce certificate to show everyone, which made everyone feel strange. These people are thinking: only get married and have a treat, how can you get divorced.

At this time, Xiao Xian said happily: "I just divorced Gu Xiaocheng yesterday, and I am really happy in my heart, so I will invite a few of you to come and rub it today." Speaking of my divorce from Gu Xiaocheng, I really can't imagine that it is so simple. Guess what?

For so many years, I didn't have the courage to say the word divorce, and it was difficult for me to say it. The reason is that when his mother was there, she said that she wanted me to let him, and I would order him and wait for him to become sensible. But after so many years, not only has he not been sensible and has not grown, but he has become less and less talkative. He is now engaged in the end of each month, and when he has been paid for a few days or ten days, he is really going to ask me for money.

That day, I said to him: You are now yourself and you can't support yourself, you really have to become a man like this, you can't live if you don't play that card for a few days? I can't give you money.

Guess what he said? He said, "I'm annoyed for a few days a month, and I'm usually happier than anyone else." I do evil, what do I ask you to do, you give me a wife, don't you sympathize with me so little? I'm only asking you for such a little money in the last few days of every month, if you are really reluctant, then it is better not to get married. If I don't get married, I'm a living person alone.

When he said that, it really me off. For so many years, I have raised most of my daughters, and he has not even taken much of his usual living expenses, and he has not found any less money than me, and he has used up all the money he has found alone. Now they asked me for money. ”

Xiaoxian's words were crackling endlessly, and then she remembered that she hadn't called everyone to drink and eat food. She said embarrassedly: "Come and drink, eat whatever you want." I'm happy today, so I'm talking a lot. ”

After a pause, she also toasted and beckoned everyone to eat and drink for a while, and then she continued: "I said, oh, I said that it is better not to get married, and he will live here alone."

I followed his words: If you say it's better not to get married, then let's divorce the marriage, and if you get divorced, you will be completely free, and you will know the plan with money.

He said, "Well, I know you've wanted to divorce me for a long time." Then the divorce will be divorced, and the divorce will be irrelevant and neat. It's just that I don't have a house for you to live in after the divorce, so how can the house be squeezed at this point, then you can find a place to live.

What he meant was to drive me out.

He said that exactly what I wanted, and that's exactly what I meant to leave him. I said briskly: Okay, let's leave, I'll go, anyway, I have a lot of words, and you will be truly quiet when I leave.

In this way, we were in a hurry, and we got married and divorced within a few days. However, yesterday we went through the divorce formalities and went a long way. When I turned to look at his small, pitiful back, I still felt a little pity and sympathy in my heart. I thought about how he would live the rest of his life. I also thought about it, he spent his day at work, drinking, smoking, and playing cards. He didn't even know that he had a good boyfriend on my side. ”

Speaking of this, Xiaoxian looked at Hu Youqing, who was silent. This Hu Youqing is just very calm and calm, he eats and drinks slowly and laughs with everyone.

These people also talked about it for a while. They (they) have some sympathy for Gu Xiaocheng's future, but they really can't accept his life's eccentricity.

Xiaoxian looked at Hu Youqing again and said, "Now that I'm divorced, I can only live here with Hu Youqing, in fact, we are already together." Today, in front of a few of your friends, it means that I and Hu Youqing are married. She said it, but she was still a little embarrassed to look at everyone and laugh.

She also said: "He is not far from my mother's house, I just want to find a job nearby, far away from Gu Xiaocheng, out of sight and out of mind." ”

She added: "Then there is my daughter's ancient saying, she will be twenty-three years old next year." She is not very good at reading in other aspects, but she loves sports, so she was admitted to the physical education college, and then she was assigned to be a physical education teacher in other places. And she said that she played a boyfriend, a tall gown, and was also a physical education teacher. It's strange to say, Gu Xiaocheng and I are only a little more than one meter five, less than one meter six tall, but this ancient rhyme is one meter six nine high, weighing almost seventy kilograms, really like an athlete. I haven't told my daughter about our divorce this time. If you can control her, let her know slowly. Anyway, she has a job now, and I don't worry about her anymore. In the future, whatever she recognizes, she will follow her if she recognizes her father and mother, she will recognize both, she will follow her if she doesn't recognize either, and the old man who will recognize her or not will follow her. Her follow-up made everyone laugh.

At this time, Xiaoyu was quietly swinging the dragon gate array with Hu Youqing, but everyone was listening. When Xiaoyu asked what Hu Youqing was doing. This Hu Youqing said: "I don't have any work in my life, and I don't want to be controlled at work, I just like freedom." Because since I was a child, I liked to touch fish, catch loaches, yellow eels, field chickens (field chicken: i.e. frogs), and even catch snakes to sell. It's an inexplicable profession, but it's everyone's hobby. He was a little embarrassed when he said it, but he was confident.

Xiaoyu asked him how much money he could earn a month when he did this in the past, and how much money he could earn a month when he did this now.

He said: "How can I say this, I can only say that it has always been similar to a part-time job, but it is good to be free." If you want to talk about the past, let's say that I was a child until 15 years ago. From when I was a teenager, the price was cheap at that time, and it was easy to catch everywhere at that time, but there were too few people to buy it at that time, and it was difficult to sell. So at that time, there was more supply than demand, and I didn't take it seriously. By the 80s, especially from '85, when I was in my twenties. The price of these things has increased year by year, and more people have eaten them. In those years, I really made money doing this, but there were many people doing this. Later, the state was in control, and both the pheasant and the snake said that they were protecting animals, so they had to catch loaches and yellow eels. By now, loaches and eels are scarce. The scarcity I'm talking about is wild, but of course there is no shortage of artificially farmed ones. But the more scarce things are, the more expensive they are, so people nowadays just like to eat wild ones, and now a pound of yellow eels is fifty or sixty yuan, but the more expensive the more people eat. And because there are fewer paddy fields in these winters, there are fewer people who catch them. But I went to catch them by the few paddy fields, and by the ditches and ponds. In addition to doing this, I sometimes do some moths. Therefore, after a month, there are still more than 2,000 or 3,000 yuan. ”

Xiaoyu really admires this Hu Youqing. He said, "You are indeed free in this way, and this is also a craft." If you do this, those buyers know that your goods are pure wild, and you must be in short supply. ”

Hu Youqing said: "That's right, every time I sell loaches and yellow eels, as long as I show my face there, the buyer will come." Usually those buyers don't negotiate the price, but I don't inflate the market price either. ”

In the end, these people also said nonsense: There are really all kinds of people in this world, and they all have their own ways to survive. It's really 360 lines, and the line is the champion.

Later, at the end of lunch, Xie Fei said: "Now we are a few people, although Cowbell is a second marriage, Cowbell's marriage is still very stable, and the two of them are also harmonious." Yin Hong, but she found a good husband who was obedient, which can be regarded as okay. What about He Yalan, although she is small, her husband is good, and she is reluctant to her. She is also the richest, and she has a nanny, and she is also the most happy. She drives more than a million cars, and she is the richest of us. Xiaoxian has been wronged since she got married for so many years. But now it's okay, now I can find a handsome husband who is free and capable. She said it made everyone laugh and everyone agreed.

She continued, "What about Zhu'er, to say that Zhu'er is the most bitter. Why is it bitter, because Zhu'er has been living in silence for so many years from marriage to divorce. When she said this, she looked at Zhu'er and said, "I heard that you talked about your classmate a few months ago, how are you two doing now?"

"How's it going? We've played together a lot over the past six months, but I always feel like he's got nothing. In terms of character, although the sunny monsoon is like Brother Xiaoyu in some places, it is not as good as Brother Xiaoyu in some places. So, I'm still hesitant. She said this lazily, and everyone laughed again.

They laughed at it: how can she compare Xiaoyu to her partner? Why are we all optimistic about Xiaoyu? Oh, maybe that's why we can play together.

At this time, the quick-mouthed Xiaoxian said: "Brother Xiaoyu is the only one in the world, if you want to find someone who is exactly the same as Brother Xiaoyu in all aspects, it is impossible." The only Brother Xiaoyu is here, but he can't be with you. Therefore, some things are just about the future, don't be so picky. Xiaoxian's words made everyone laugh again.

She then said, "Then Auntie, you told us all, what about yourself." Tell me about yourself. ”

"Myself? Let's put it this way, I married Chen Wei at the beginning, and I was still very happy. Although we have been together for more than a month a year, we are still very affectionate in those seven or eight years. It's just that he changed later and got divorced. But then married Liu Jiesheng, and we were fine for more than ten years, until he died. So I got married twice in my life, and I was happy twice, and in the end, I was sad twice. So if you want me to get married again, unless you ......," Xie Fei said, looking at Xiaoyu.

"Wow, my good aunt who doesn't pay attention, aren't you also thinking about our brother Xiaoyu?"

This quick Xiaoxian, her uncovered joke, caused everyone to laugh again.