Chapter 7 Health Punk Association
How can you tear off this dog-licking disguise?
That's a problem.
Wenyi, who was bent on avenging the fifth summer, hadn't thought about what kind of big move to use, so he smiled heartily: "Eh, it seems that you don't need it~"
Because of licking the dog, he actually lay directly on the countertop of the soundproof glass room, sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, and sleeping.
Wenyi tore the little petals in his heart, and secretly rubbed his happiness: "Let you seek, let you make money, let you harm, let you die!"
What craftsmanship, what immortal, what super popularity?
It's obviously a spineless cup to pour, is there any!
Luo Demon Girl was even more determined in her heart: "To such an extent, you can claim to be the god of the wine country?
The puffy little Yiyi suddenly became less angry.
Is there a surprise to watch now?
Sleep Nirvana?
Snoring, drooling?
Shuai Ge, who has 20 million fans, will not disappoint Xiao Yiyi, ho?
"Ah, what's going on!" "Wenyi was happy for less than two seconds, and found that the screen playing Lou Shang tasting liquor on the spot directly switched to the warm-up video of the 5th China Liquor Top 100 list.
It's all over, how can you still warm up?
The fat guy in the glass room across the street isn't a good guy either!
Such a wonderful and relieving picture was cut off directly before the murder of the king for money fell!
Shuai Ge is the only "media person" on the scene, and he is also the one who can decide which angle in the soundproof glass room of Loushang to show the audience at the scene and in the live broadcast room.
If Shuai Ge didn't turn on the camera facing Lou Shang's soundproof glass room, the ugliness of seeking money and killing the king would be covered up.
How can this work?
Hate the literature and art of Wu and Wu, and decided to use his privilege as a wine culture ambassador to find Shuai Ge theory, but found that Shuai Ge was in another soundproof glass room, talking about something.
There's gossip here!
As a wine culture ambassador who helps his girlfriends compete in the domestic market, before returning to China, he definitely did a detailed "market research".
Luo Demon Girl used the fastest speed to enter Shuai Ge's live broadcast room.
She was greeted by three swipes:
[Saliva clicks, the top of the building is still croaking]
[Even sleeping is such a perfect side face]
Literature and art are speechless, and the world has been reduced to the extent that people even lick dogs?
The other one has no cause and effect, according to the content, it should be the daily mutual confrontation between Shuai Ge and fans:
[Don't die and struggle, we were dumped Brother That's a handsome guy, you Fat Ge Ton is a big wrestling brother at best, the 26th floor fell down directly, the key point, the kind with your head on the ground!]
Luo Demon Girl, who entered the live broadcast room, felt that she needed to expose Lou Shang's hypocrisy, so that those unknown fans in the live broadcast room could get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible.
Before the literary and artistic lines were finished, I found that Shuai Ge had already carried the banner of despising Lou Shang:
"Have your consciences been crossed by locusts?"
"Am I not big?" said Shuaige, holding up his proud upper girth.
"Isn't my name Shuaige?"
"Didn't I show you my passport?"
"Isn't the spelling Sh-u-ai G-e?"
"Big me + handsome ge, why isn't it a capital DA SHUAI GE?"
"I'm such a good and big handsome guy, can I compare to Lou Shang's dry little poor appearance?"
In terms of absolute value, the handsome man of three hundred and forty pounds, not to mention Lou Shang, and even the 36D coquettish enchantress are all out of reach.
[What to do, I'm speechless......]
The swiping area gave a big handsome guy, a small response.
"It's right to be speechless, the truth is the same as the flesh that grows on my body, it may be late, but it will definitely not be absent!" Shuai Ge slapped the table indignantly.
And then the eggs.
As an anchor, Fat Ge Ton is only the main owner of 1/99 of the fans in the live broadcast room.
Even if there is a deal with him, it must be a minority of the minority.
The 19.8 million "begging alliance" in the live broadcast room has already begun to carnival:
[Please, PS master!Please, put me P next to the dumped brother, I want to sleep with the dumped brother, you!, no one is allowed to rob me!]
[Oh my God!Why is it so good to sleep!Finally understand why sleep broadcasts can also make money!I can 7*24=365 live broadcasts like this!]
Literature and art were dumbfounded, these brain-dead fans didn't escape from kindergarten, right?When can 7*24 be equal to 365?
Literature and art are very angry, and what is more angry than literature and art is Shuai Ge.
Shuai Ge used a picker to express his protest: "This is the end of today's live broadcast. I'm your anchor Shuaige. Handsome Ge's handsome, Shuai Ge's Ge. Shuai Ge, who has obtained national authoritative certification. The 20 million fans who fell for Shuai Ge, we will see you next time we broadcast live. ”
Shuai Ge went offline without giving fans any time to react.
This one by one has no discipline, it's really unreasonable!
Isn't Fat Ge Ton handsome?
Isn't small meat beautiful?
Lou Shang, who doesn't have two taels of meat on his face, can't even get downstairs, can he be handsome?
Is the surname handsome, or is it handsome?
In such a reversible black and white live broadcast room, don't do it!
Who says fat people don't have a temper?
Fat people also have human rights, okay!
Literature and art passed through the glass room, and praised Shuai Gebi from a distance, and just happened to meet Fat Ge Ton and raised his head angrily.
What's the situation?
At a glance, the goddess praised my face!
Fat Geton's face turned red with a swish.
Because the fat is too thick, the red inside does not spread to the epidermis.
When Shuai Ge withdrew from the live broadcast room, the live event of China's annual Top 100 liquor was also over.
Literature looked around the venue, and after quickly locating the location of Literature and Art, he ran over to find her: "Wait for another dinner, do you want to go home and rest first, and my brother will go to you when it's over, okay?"
"Who is Yiyi's brother going to have dinner with?" Literature and art are facing literature that I haven't seen for nearly a year, and the coquettish index is also at the level of exploding the universe.
"As far as the winemaker and the big anchor of the festival are concerned, we will jointly release a new wine in a few days, and after today, I will not see the winemaker. "Literature explains why you can't accompany literature and art right away.
"Brewer ho?" Wenyi flashed his eyes wide, expressing his doubts with a smack finale.
"It's the appraiser of the festival. Literature quickly read the doubts in my sister's eyes.
"Ah, how can my brother have dinner with the person who just bullied his sister!"
"Then I pushed it?" Literature against literature and art, at this time, there are no tricks.
"Don't! just take me with you!" Wenyi said while rubbing his hands: "The overnight feud can't be kept!"
Literature smiled warmly at his sister who would rather die than be coquettish: "Do you really want to go?"
On the list of coquettish skills that endure the magic girl, literature ranks second in the world after the fifth summer.
Literature and art nodded like garlic: "Shocking ghosts and gods, first-class truth." ”
This combination of [earth-shattering crying ghosts and gods + first-class one] is the mantra of the coquettish and enchanting lady.
"Then I'll wait a minute, I'll go see how the winemaker is doing. After the communication between literature and art, I remembered that there was still a person who fell in the soundproof glass room of the annual ceremony.
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The cold literature and the hot fifth summer can become girlfriends, absolutely thanks to the all-encompassing "Health Punk Association".
Health punk is a unique way of life for new and new human beings, advocating health preservation while dying.
The Health Punk Association is an association that promotes an "alternative health" lifestyle, staying up the longest night, using the most expensive eye cream, drinking the strongest alcohol, and keeping the body healthy.
Before knowing the Fifth Summer, Wenyi developed a series of "unique" health secrets that violated the wine culture: beer + American ginseng, red wine + Korean ginseng, whiskey + ginseng, brandy + codonopsis.
But anyone who can drink alcohol will not be able to come up with such a "secret recipe" for spoiling alcohol.
But the emergence of this series of secret recipes has its own special historical significance.
At that time, it was.
Just over eighteen years old, there are no days of literature and art.
Under the arrangement of the new general manager and chairman of the board of directors of Culture Liquor.
Serve as the "supreme" wine culture ambassador of the cultural wine industry.
Everyone knows that it is a false job, except for the literature and art themselves.
In order to highlight the extraordinary "family history" of the cultural wine industry, Wenyi, who was in his early eighteens, opened his own fantasy ambassador road.
As an ambassador of wine culture, can you not be a little more "knowledgeable about wine" and "more connotative" than ordinary people?
Literary and artistic productions must be "high-quality products".
At that time, the father of the two siblings died suddenly, and the cause of death is doubtful.
After discussing with his mother, he decided to return to China alone and go to the troubled waters of the cultural wine industry, so that Wenyi could continue to stay in Scotland and complete his studies.
In this way, if something really happens, at least in the family, there is literature and art that are safe and sound.
Literature and art only learned the news of my father's accident after everything had settled.
At that time, she was left alone in a "safe place", desperately looking for a sense of existence, and she also wished that she could also do something for her family.
As a result, there is a "earth-shattering crying ghosts and gods, first-class" health wine recipe.
Lori's face and confused heart belong to the contradictory unity of literature and art.
If there is only one contradiction and unity in literature and art, an association will definitely not be established.
To eat spicy hot pot, you must add banlan root, to eat boiled live fish must be accompanied by double coptis, and to eat snail noodles must be in the fifth summer of honeysuckle, which appeared in the field of literature and art in such a special historical period.
The two hit it off and formed the Health Punk Association.
Literature and art are completely opposite to the personalities of the Fifth Summer, but they are highly overlapping on the inside.
A contradiction of drinking, a contradiction of eating.
Together, it becomes unity.
The Health Punk Association has long been committed to saving young people from sudden death while indulging in their existing bad habits.
Because the idea won the hearts of today's young people, the association soon showed signs of "global expansion".
Wenyi didn't wait for literature to go far, so he hurriedly called Fifth Xia: "Xia Xia, you wait for Yiyi a little longer, and I will soon be able to help you take revenge." ”
"I'll wait. Don't hurt. After the five words of minimalism, the sound of being hung up came from the other end of the phone.
The coolness of the fifth summer has always been from the inside out, referred to as the inner cool.