Five years ago, during the winter vacation of the junior year, the popularity of the anchor Shuai Ge was not an accident.

Shuai Ge's first 100,000 fans were earned from the first semester of his freshman year to the first semester of his junior year, and he earned it through his own extremely magnetic voice.

At that time, Shuai Ge was not an Internet celebrity joker, but a little-known "voice actor" in a little-known Internet radio station.

Because it's so unknown, no one has ever asked Shuai Ge to dub or do anything else.

Shuai Ge began to read aloud his own humorous "courtship cheats".

In Shuai Ge's world, he is the chief women's friend of Jiangnan University - at the request of Shuai Ge himself, he was corrected to the chief girl's friend.

At that time, Shuai Ge, who hadn't even had time to receive the nickname of Fat Geton, was already extremely confident: "There is no number that Ben Shuai can't get, and there is no girl that Ben Shuai can't talk to." ”

The whole one is mighty and domineering.

Generally speaking, the voice of the fat man is sharp and thin, a bit like a girl, but the bass of Shuai Ge is simply intoxicating.

If the voice can make people pregnant, most of the people who have chatted with Shuai Ge can conceive quadruplets.

This may be due to the large human resonance cavity brought by Shuaige's tonnage of 300 catties.

All in all, in short, closing your eyes and listening to Shuai Ge's words can completely cleanse all the troubles in the world in an instant.

A very small number of fans celebrated.

Such a good sound, don't miss it when you walk by.

Shuai Ge was recommended to a well-known live broadcast platform, and slowly had his "first 100,000".

Shuai Ge's second 100,000 fans stems from his appearance that can only be described by the coquettish demon mantra - earth-shattering ghosts and gods.

Of course, the three words "one and so on" that must be followed by the Luo Demon Girl must be removed.

There are more fans who like Shuai Ge's voice, and naturally there will be more and more "true love fans" who want to know what the owner of this voice looks like.

As a fat man with a height of one meter seven, a weight of one hundred and seventeen, brackets, and kilograms, how can he show people such a characteristic appearance?

Fat people don't have portrait rights?

Shuai Ge firmly disagreed, but the situation did not allow it.

Shuai Ge's fans are stuck at 100,000, and he can't get up.

This made Shuai Ge, who had just changed to a big platform, feel very faceless.

Fans have brainwashed Shuai Ge: "The live broadcast doesn't show people's faces, it's strange that fans can go up!"

Then, fans who fanatically love "voice actor" Shuai Ge coaxed and deceived.

Then, Shuai Ge believed it.

Then, Shuai Ge turned on the camera.

Then, Shuai Ge really gained 100,000 fans overnight.

Imagine the ugliest boy you have ever met in your life, and double the degree of that ugliness, which is the most real appearance of this classmate surnamed Shuai Mingge.

Fat to the deformation of facial features, find out.

Why can ugliness still increase fans?

In this era when everyone likes to hunt for curiosity, Shuai Ge is particularly fat and ugly, plus the "three characteristics" of special narcissism, which directly refreshed the definition of the word ugly by fans in the live broadcast room.

The "handsome guy" who came out after a long time has to be praised with tears.

Many fans closed their eyes and used blind swiping to express their endless praise for Shuai Ge's appearance.

The praise of everyone has made Shuai Ge's self-confidence more than a hundred floors.

As a result, Shuai Ge's opening remarks after coming to the live broadcast platform were also updated:

"My dearest you in front of the screen, are you okay? I'm your anchor Shuaige. Handsome Ge who was recognized by the state as soon as he was born. SH-U-AI G-E, such as fake replacement, one in 100 million. If you can find more than 14 people with the surname Ge in Greater China, even if Ben Shuai is sorry for the 100 million in your mouth!"

In Shuai Ge's original "Courtship Secrets", he is the most popular boy majoring in brewing engineering at Jiangnan University, and he is asked by beauties from all walks of life every day.

What about the facts?

Indeed it is.

As long as the school is not on holiday, there will be no shortage of invitations from Shuai Ge.

As the school's chief women's friend, oh no, girl's friend.

Every day, many girls ask Shuai Ge to go shopping together, drink milk tea together, and eat in the cafeteria together.

Especially those girls who already have boyfriends.

The invitation of these girls, in Shuai Ge's extremely confident little eyes, means that even if the female classmates already have a boyfriend, they can't help but fall in love with his "fairy-like appearance".

What about the facts?

There is already a girl who has the lord and Shuai Geyo to eat, in order to reassure her boyfriend.

From the boyfriend's point of view, Shuai Ge's uncollected face and strong figure swung there, and his girlfriend's empathy index basically dropped to zero.

Girls who don't have boyfriends like to ask Shuai Ge to go to Shuai Ge's place to eat and put it.

The purpose is to highlight their appearance.

The principle of operation is like this: a girl who was originally medium in appearance appeared in everyone's field of vision with Shuai Ge, and immediately had a first-class appearance.

As the saying goes, there is no harm without contrast.

Taking Shuai Ge out to go shopping is like bringing a portable beauty camera, or a 360-degree high-end camera that becomes beautiful without dead ends.

But the popularity brought by the psychology of curiosity is always limited, and Shuai Ge's fans have stopped at 200,000, and there can't be more.

The 19.8 million fans after 200,000 have no direct connection with Shuai Ge's heavenly voice and regional-like appearance.

It was completely stepping on the bloody wound of his roommate Lou Shang.

On the first day of the winter vacation of his junior year, Shuai Ge, who was not treated with all the flowers and cow dung, felt a deep emptiness.

What should I do if my girl's friend's vanity is not satisfied?

Shuai Ge shifted his focus back to his "courtship cheats".

The "fairy-like" Shuai Ge is so popular with college girls that Shuai Ge has already written that there is nothing to write about.

So he began to write a paragraph about his roommate Lou Shang - "My Roommate Who Was Dumped Fifty Times by the Same Girl".

Unexpectedly, after "reading aloud" Lou Shang's first and second dumps, as well as what happened after being dumped, fans soared by tens of thousands without warning.

In Shuai Ge's story, he was so ugly that he was sorry for the audience's roommate Lou Shang, and he didn't know what shit luck he had handed over.

On the first day of freshman admission, he was successfully confessed by the courtyard flower and became the boyfriend of the courtyard flower.

It is impossible for people to walk shit luck for a lifetime.

Since then, Lou Shang has embarked on the road of no return after being dumped fifty times.

Compared with roommates, the word courtyard flower can naturally attract the attention of curious fans.

Under the persuasion of the fans' bitter mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, Shuai Ge put a photo of himself and the garden flower.

The garden flower is a woman with a "thin" figure.

He is one meter six tall and weighs one hundred and six, with no brackets at the back, and there is no need to specifically indicate that it is kilograms.

Shuai Ge didn't talk nonsense with his eyes open, the weight of one hundred and sixty pounds, compared to Shuai Ge's one hundred and seventy, brackets, and kilograms, it was definitely slim.

Even if there is Shuai Ge's "fairy appearance" as a foreshadowing, there is no way not to put quotation marks around the word courtyard flower.

As a result, curious fans began to be curious.

What kind of ugly boy can be ugly to be dumped fifty times in a row by a "so big" yard flower?

In the face of such an appeal, Shuai Ge replied to his fans every time: "My roommate, you are so ugly that you shouldn't appear in any pixel world." ”

The sentence that Shuai Ge gave to fans was actually said by Lou Shang, who never took pictures.

Due to family reasons, Lou Shang no longer has a correct understanding of himself since he was seven years old.

Shuai Ge is reluctant to let go, and Lou is still reluctant to shoot.

Shuai Ge thought that this matter was over, but he couldn't stand more and more fans, interested in his roommate who was dumped by the same girl fifty times.

Shuai Ge thought that he would be popular, but he never thought that he would be so popular.

I didn't think that after I became popular, not only did I have a lot of involuntary bodies, but also brought his roommate who was dumped fifty times to the fire.

Shuai Ge's comment area is a huge wave every day, eagerly looking forward to seeing how unsightly Shuai Ge's roommate who has been dumped fifty times is.

After all, in the eyes of most curious fans who are attracted by Shuai Ge's ugliness, in this world, it is not easy to find someone uglier than Shuai Ge.

In response to the call of the majority of fans, Shuai Ge posted a "group photo" with Lou Shang in the dormitory.

Shuai Ge is in the absolute C position, and he also has a beautiful face, Lou Shang as the background, in the extreme corner of the photo, the face is not frontal.

is such a "background", but it has created a hot search topic of "the most handsome background in history".

Everyone thinks that this photo is Shuai Ge in order to justify himself.

How could a handsome boy's roommate be dumped fifty times in a row by a girl who is obviously below the average level.

This doesn't make sense!

Whoever believes in Shuai Ge, a liar, is a fool.

As a kind and upright big handsome guy, he was said to be ugly by fans who didn't have long eyes. It's already hard to accept, and then being called a liar is not something that can be summed up in the four words of shame and humiliation.

Shuai Ge searched for his mobile phone album from the first three years of college.

All the buildings that still appear in the corners and corners of the building, and all the life photos are posted.

This time, Shuai Ge's was completely popular, and the speed of increasing fans was comparable to that of a rocket launch.

But the fans are not handsome himself, but his roommate Lou Shang, who was dumped by the same girl fifty times.

For the first time in history, there were fifty hot searches in a row.

From "Asking for the most handsome background in history fifty times, let me go to the pinnacle of life".

Until the end, "ask for a throw, just once".

"Brother Dumped" swept the whole network with unprecedented popularity.

The "Seeking to Dump Alliance" expanded at lightning speed.

The winter vacation of the junior year belongs to Shuai Ge, and it belongs to Lou Shang.

But Brother Dump did not wait until the first day of the second semester of his junior year to meet the empty alley of 10,000 people organized by the Dump Alliance.

After listening to Shuai Ge tell about his first and second experiences of being dumped, Lou Shang chose to disconnect from the Internet.

Lou Shang did not eat or drink for three days, reviewed his "love journey" in the past two and a half years, and made the decision to drop out.