It is said that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but Xiao Yiyi is a woman, ten minutes is too late, okay!

Literary and artistic, the biggest culprit of whiskey, who used the phrase "murder for money" to slander his girlfriend ten minutes ago, slept quietly in the soundproof glass room.

Luo Mo girl was angry and said in her heart: "Why are you embarrassed? People are so angry that they want to kick the small door with their little feet, ah, you actually know how to sleep." ”

The chat between Shuai Ge and literature is not the focus of literature and art.

How to open the door of the soundproof glass room without kicking the door is the highest priority.

Push, don't move, pull, don't open.

What kind of trouble is this good glass door going to make?

Literature and art soon competed with electric glass doors.

Taking advantage of the fact that Literature and Shuai Ge didn't pay attention to the movement on her side, Literature and Art carefully studied the doorknob that had made her angry before.

It turns out that there is a small electric switch on the side of the handle.

With a single touch, the door automatically moves open.

This is really, it takes no effort to step on iron shoes and find nowhere to get them.

The Lady of the Devil has never been a person to hold a grudge.

She is extremely easy-going, and she is coquettish when she sees everyone.

Get rid of a silly girl who is slaughtered by others.

But but, but, the coquettish enchantress also has a creed in life - it's good if you bully others, as long as you don't bully the girls covered by others, it's no problem!

Every time Wenyi sees a troubled boy drama, he will substitute himself into the position of the eldest brother.

On the coquettish enchantress, Lori's face is real, and the eldest brother's heart is also fake.

Wenyi walked to Lou Shang's side and warned Lou Shang in the most vicious tone in history: "Ah, isn't it good for you to bully others?

Lou Shang didn't give any reaction to Wenyi, he didn't seem to hear any sound at all, and smiled at his dream with a perfect sleeping face.

Lou Shang's smile was very innocent.

It's like an ignorant child, asleep in anticipation of Santa's presents.

This smile is so lethal that it makes the coquettish enchantress angry: "Ah, you're a scoundrel when you're awake, what kind of cuteness do you pretend to be when you sleep?"

Luo Demon Girl's big brother heart who loves to fight and hold grievances, under the premise of no suppression at all, suddenly broke out,

Literature and art soon made up their minds to take revenge according to local conditions.

As far as the eye of literature and art can see, there are two large kettles for gargling and strong tea.

Judging by common sense, one is filled with clean mouthwash, and the other is definitely finished.

Wenyi put his little hand in his mouth and bit it.

Three seconds later, the "gnawed" brother didn't help her find which one was a clean mouthwash strong tea.

That's not going to work!

can't find the one that hasn't been drunk, so Xiao Yiyi can't accurately take another pot to take revenge!

Silly couldn't tell the difference between the coquettish enchantress, pouted, and then made a small decision.

A pot in the left hand and a pot in the right hand.

He walked to the direction where Lou Shang was drunk.

"Ah, do you know that you are very bad? Obviously not a good person, you have to pretend to be very good at the previous ceremony. Ah, why are you so embarrassed to sleep here unharmed?" The glass of water in Wenyi's left hand poured down from Lou Shang's head.

Then, the kettle in Wenyi's right hand was also ready, and as soon as Lou Shang woke up, he splashed it directly on his face.

Literature and art even thought of the lines: "If people give you such a good wine, it is not called making money and killing you, but splashing water on you is called making money and killing you!" Now you know the difference, don't you?"

To Wenyi's disappointment, after her first pot of tea was poured, Lou Shang did not react.

This feeling of punching down and hitting the cotton is really a bit scratchy.

It's so angry!

Wenyi straightened up the heart of the old boy hidden in her 36D chest: "Ah, I don't believe that two pots of water can't wake you up!"

Wenyi put down the kettle and poked his little hand with satisfaction.

Although, it's regrettable enough to not be able to wake up this guy who sells his reputation, but it's still very good to wash his own hair with the mouthwash of the guy who is bad to the bones.

At this level, how can it be regarded as helping Xia Xia avenge a small revenge, right?

"Call an ambulance!" Shuai Ge's natural voice had never been so violent as it was at this moment.

Shuai Ge took off his coat and wiped it for Lou Shang, got off his head, and was drenched in water all the time.

Literature and art were a little frightened by Shuai Ge's extremely explosive voice.

She looked around for a moment, and then determined that the person who needed to call an ambulance in Shuai Ge's mouth was the person who had just been splashed with water by herself.

Isn't it routine to use water to wake up a drunk unconscious?

What kind of trouble is calling an ambulance?

The heart of literature and art was lost in an instant.

Is something wrong with this man who sells his reputation?

So if there is any problem, why are my brother and the fat anchor standing outside chatting just now?

Literature and Art were a little frightened and overwhelmed, she herself was very confused, but she was never really confused.

She came with tea and poured it on the building, but before she poured it down, she had confirmed the temperature.

Sure, sure, and sure, it's not hot water.

There is no such thing as going to the hospital as soon as you splash it.

At most, it's a little uncomfortable to get wet.

Wouldn't it be nice to change your clothes?

A big man, it's not like this, right?

Thinking of this, Luo Demon Girl's eyes instantly turned red, and she asked for help from the literature who only arrived in one step: "What should I do, brother, is Xiao Yiyi in trouble?"

Literature and art like to pretend to be a big brother, and often engage in some "big brother's anger" with heavy thunder and small rain, but it is absolutely never something that really gets a good person into the hospital.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, my brother is here, I'll call, you go home and rest first, I'll look for you when I'm done." While wiping the water on Lou Shang's body, Literature did not forget to comfort his sister.

Literature is against literature and art, and when he opens and closes his mouth, "Don't be afraid, there is an elder brother", which is a habit he has developed since he was three years old.

What's wrong with being only five minutes older than literature and art?

The big five minutes are also the brother who is like a fake.

Let the sister, spoil the sister, surround the sister, and follow the sister, are the four irreconcilable principles of life in literature.

"Are you a goddess or a female nerve? Can you cry where you want?" Shuai Ge is not as gentle and gentlemanly as literature and art.

Although this joker brother became famous for complaining about Lou Shang's sad and emotional history like an autumn breeze sweeping away leaves, his relationship with Lou Shang is actually the best among all his classmates.

Literature can invite the moving building to come out to sit in the annual ceremony of the cultural wine industry, relying on Shuai Ge's matchmaking.

Lou Shang gave his only "public appearance" in a year to his narcissistic, venomous, but most cheap-hearted fat roommate, which is enough to explain the relationship between the two.

Shuai Ge's aesthetics have always been more peculiar, ordinary people can't scold the palace-level beauties, Shuai Ge is unhappy, and he turns his face in minutes: "You can't call an ambulance, you can give me as far as I can!"

Literature and art have never been submissive little sheep, so being pointed at and scolded by others, there is no way not to refute: "Ah, I poured water, not sulfuric acid, why are you such a murderer?"

In fact, Wenyi also realized that his impulsive behavior just now was a bit excessive, but at most, it was just a big mistake for the nails, as for being so embarrassed?

Lou Shang coughed lightly twice, and finally showed signs of waking up slowly.

The moment Lou Shang opened his eyes, the haze shrouded in the world of literature and art disappeared in an instant.

It's not because of this man's plump and handsome face, nor because of this man's deep pupils, it can't be simpler, because this man was not splashed to death by her two pots of water.

What an ambulance, hum! hum!

"Ah, why don't you continue to pretend to be dead until you die directly?" This sentence is a meeting gift from literature and art to Lou Shang.

If life is only as first seen, eat instant noodles three times a day!

The outside of a soundproof glass house can see the inside, but the inside can't see the outside.

Although Wenyi had long been outside the glass room that couldn't open the door, staring at Lou Shang viciously for a long time, for Lou Shang, this was definitely the first sight.

It's just that this glance didn't leave an impression on Lou Shang like a glimpse.

He had just opened his eyes, his wine had not yet fully awakened, and he did not yet know what was going on in the world.

Finally, in a dream, he found the little figure that he had missed for a long time, why was he woken up like this?

Wenyi sent a "meeting gift" to Lou Shang, but she didn't say anything to Shuai Ge, she was not angry with Shuai Ge, because Shuai Ge was the one who scared her.

The coquettish enchantress has always been generous and never cares about her own personal gains and losses.

But the man who pretended to be asleep until he needed to call an ambulance was different, so he didn't want to die to scare Xia Xia's family whiskey!

Literature stopped her before literature and art continued to "vent their anger": "Good, don't make trouble, my brother called an ambulance, Master Lou Shang can't catch a cold." ”

Literature and art could still hold back tears, but now they have completely burst the embankment: "What! Master Lou Shang can't catch a cold? Then brother, you also said that cultural ambassadors can't cry!"

Isn't it a death syndrome if you are splashed with water?

Excuse me!

Ahhh

The 36D coquettish enchantress was almost into F!

This time, Wenyi was angry with literature: "My brother knows that I don't want to make trouble, why don't you say what kind of master you invited, saying that the whiskey of the fifth summer is murderous?"

When did my brother get involved with these people and get rid of snakes and rats?

Well, that idiom seems a little wrong.

But but, but, this is too aggrieved, right?

The coquettish enchantress stepped on ten centimeters of red-soled shoes, like a gust of wind, and left the soundproof glass room.

"Fifth Summer?Whiskey?" Lou Shang, who woke up slowly, had water droplets on his head and doubts written on his face.