Chapter 70: The Farmer and the Snake I
Su Tanran returned to Taoyuan and found that Zhou He was in a meeting, and woke up from a sleep, only to find that it was still in the meeting, which was really long.
Hawkers, the officials are holding meetings except for meetings, otherwise wouldn't it seem that they are too idle?
Su walked around to pick up the task. This time, let's take on a simple and interesting task. Well, the task of repaying the favor, well, it should be very simple, and it is easy to complete. Su was full of joy next, and he hated himself for being too sloppy countless times in the future!
Master Zhang rode by on a big horse, glanced at the screen where the task was issued, and Qiansu stood stupidly on the side, riding a horse with an expressionless face.
However, that horse, that damn big horse, he couldn't see Su Tanran for a moment, so he went over directly and licked the saliva on Su Tanran's face!
"ā_ā cough, pony is so good, hehe, it looks like he likes me very much. "Nima, can Master Zhang take care of his horse? Lick my saliva every time, don't you feed him? I'm not a carrot
Mr. Zhang pulled Ma Jiang and didn't apologize, nor did he say any greetings. He didn't pay attention to Su Tanran's words, as if his horse had gone to nibble on a weed on the side of the road, pulled the horse and left. However, the horse also frequently looked back at Su Tianran.
Su Tianran took the hot towel handed over by the logistics and silently greeted the eighteenth generation of the horse.
Angrily, he threw the towel to the maid in the logistics department. Su opened the task and clicked on the task link. A burst of golden light flashed, and Su Qian disappeared into Taoyuan.
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"Senior sister, here you go. The man smiled and handed the meat skewer to the woman next to him: "This deep mountain and wilderness, I have wronged my sister." ā
The woman shook her head shyly: "It's all junior sister who is not good, if I build a foundation and open the valley as soon as possible, I don't need my senior brother to work hard for me." My brother treats me so well. ā
Hearing the woman say this, the man's face instantly turned red: "No, no, it's all as it should be." It's a pity that this beast doesn't have much spiritual power, and when I return to the sect, I'll send delicious food to my junior sister. ā
The woman glanced at the man shyly again, and Sven ate the meat skewers in her hand. Although there is no seasoning in the mountains, the things made by the senior brother are delicious. If only I could eat what my brother made in the future.
"Senior sister, is it delicious?" the man asked again embarrassedly for a long time.
"Good, delicious. I...... I want to eat it for the rest of my life. ā
"Senior sister!"
"Senior brother!"
After the two of them finished eating, the man sacrificed a flying sword and said to the woman gently: "Come, senior sister, I'll take you." The two of them left together, leaving a mess on their back.
Shortly after they left, a flash of golden light flashed, and a cauliflower snake with the thickness of a baby's arm appeared on the extinguished ashes. This snake is about two meters long, ordinary yellow, with some black stripes on its body, and it is no different from the ordinary cauliflower snake in the field. Cultivators can find that this snake has a faint spiritual power. If the senior brother and sister just now were still here, they would have exclaimed, isn't this the one they just ate?!
Su Qian raised his head and looked at the side of the senior brother and sister leaving. Nima, you're delicious, your whole family is delicious! Can't you see that I'm a snake spirit? Oh, you're awesome, you're very emotional?!
After complaining, Su began to go down the mountain, Engong, people are here.
This mountain is called Lingniu Mountain, and it is said that there are cow immortals on the mountain. In fact, it is just an ordinary mountain in the mortal world. There is a green branch mountain next door, and there are good things on it. A Lingzhi fairy grass that has opened its wisdom is trying to absorb the essence of heaven and earth, wanting to become an immortal and a god. The green snake is the little snake born under the Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass.
One day, a snake egg somehow rolled under the Ganoderma lucidum grass. After a few days, the Lingzhi fairy grass opened the spiritual wisdom, and the immortal light of that moment made the snake in the snake egg break out of the shell, and also let the cauliflower snake inside be stained with great light, opening the spiritual wisdom.
Ganoderma lucidum is named Qingzhi, and the cauliflower snake is named green snake.
Qingzhi dislikes this stinky snake that stains him very much, if there is a snake that can protect him, forget it, it is a non-venomous cauliflower snake!" "You are yellow, you should be called a yellow snake." ā
"I, I, I'm going to have your last name. "Green Snake is wronged and dead, he likes Qingzhi anymore.
"Ahem, alright, alright. The two imps don't quarrel. "This is the guardian beast spider essence of Lingzhi. Originally, he had planned to eat the snake egg, but in those days, the suitors were so attentive that he was not hungry. A few days have passed, but this little snake has gone lucky, and actually opened up his wisdom. The ancestors have clouds, and the demon beasts can't use killing thoughts among themselves, they should support each other, so that they can cultivate and recuperate, and beat that group of human monks in one fell swoop.
The spider spirit did not have a cultivation method suitable for the green snake, so he went out to find exercises for the green snake and stopped by to see his lover. Although Qingzhi didn't like the green snake, he didn't drive the green snake away, and the nectar on his body every day was left to the green snake who lived under him.
Qingzhi went to the temple to listen to the Buddhist scriptures, and the green snake could only wait for Qingzhi to come out aggrieved because of the breed.
However, one day the green snake was captured by several mortals. The green snake listened to those mortals say that they wanted to cook him in soup and drink, and he was half frightened to death, and he was soft in the cage. It happened that a seven-year-old child passed by, bought the green snake with his pocket money, and released it.
The green snake looked at the child and wondered why this little brother had let him go? Aren't humans going to eat him?
"Buddha, Buddha, the faithful boy Zhang Ze released the little snake, I hope the Buddha will be kind to make my mother's illness better. The green snake saw that he did not leave after letting the snake go, but knelt on the ground and prayed, and the pious look on his face deeply attracted the green snake.
Zhang Ze: Is this the name of a benefactor? It's so nice. The green snake swam over and looked up at his benefactor.
Zhang Ze looked at the little snake he released, snorted and laughed, and actually reached out to touch the head of the green snake. The green snake reflexively bit him, and then he was frightened, and he actually took revenge.
Zhang Ze looked at his bleeding hand and was a little stunned: "Isn't there any good retribution for kindness? ā
The green snake shook its head vigorously, no, no. Benefactor, I'm just a reflex.
Zhang Ze staggered up and left the woods, and the green snake couldn't catch up after chasing for a long time. How can you reflexively bite your benefactor?
Later, Green Snake and Qingzhi returned to Qingzhi Mountain. After Qingzhi listened to the words of the green snake, he just said, "Then you can cultivate hard, and then go and repay him." Since then, the green snake has worked hard to be abnormal, and has absorbed the essence of heaven and earth through Qingzhi, and has made small achievements in the past ten years.
And one of the things that Green Snake loves most is to peep at his benefactor for ten days and half a month. The benefactor was scolded by others, and he was the first to rush forward and bite the man's face, but he was almost killed. The Chinese pastoral dog barking at his benefactor during the day was also taught a hard lesson by him.
On this day, he came to spy on his benefactor again, but was caught by two monks and skinned and barbecued. No, he hasn't repaid his benefactor yet!
"Do you want to repay your benefactor, don't you want to become a god and become an immortal?" a seductive female voice sounded in her ears.
The green snake didn't know where the voice came from, but he still said: "I don't want to, I just want to repay my benefactor." Everyone says that we snakes are cold-blooded. In fact, we snakes also value kindness. ā
"Oh, what a good little snake. We will make your wish come true for you, and you only need to pay a small amount of hard work. ā
"Okay, good, I'll give you what I have. I want my benefactor to be harmonious all my life, I want to repay my benefactor, and it is best to let my benefactor know about my existence, and I want to stay with my benefactor. When the benefactor immortal is gone, I hope that I can return to Qingzhi Mountain, return to Qingzhi's side and die again. ā
"As you wish. ā
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Su poured out and swam for a long time before he could go down the mountain. This body is really ...... When will I become a human?
A burst of golden light flashed, and Su Qiran suddenly turned into a human. Eh, the ability of the green snake is not yet an adult. Su Qian frowned, the flesh of the green snake had actually been eaten. Now this is actually the body created by the red dust compared to the green snake. It looks like it should be an upgraded version of the Green Snake.
So good! Su tilted his feet and took two steps, but his body went limp, and he fell to the ground. Su Tianran felt a sense of weakness in his soul, and after a while, he turned back into a snake.
So dizzy, Su was dizzy, and he didn't know what made him like this. The more I thought about it, the more my head hurt, and finally I fell asleep groggily.
When Su Tanran woke up, his head was still very dizzy. The faint aroma of wine came from the tip of his nose, which made Su Tianran suddenly come to his senses. This wine is a strong burning knife, although the quality of the wine is not mellow, but the wine is refreshing and strong.
Su moved suddenly, but fell from a high place to the cold ground. Su Tianran endured the pain and looked at it, it turned out that he had fallen from the table to the ground. There was a jar on the table that was emitting a strong aroma of wine.
The door creaked open. Su Qianran turned his head to look, ah! It's a benefactor! Su Qianran remembered that he slept on the side of the road, and now he was actually rescued by his benefactor? Anyway, why does the benefactor look so familiar?
Although the benefactor was dressed in coarse cloth. But he is not like a farmer's boy, but his skin is better than snow, and his face is like a full moon. The eyes are like a pool of clear water, and when looking forward to it, it has an elegant and noble temperament, which makes people feel ashamed of themselves and dare not blaspheme. But that cold arrogance and agility are quite seductive, and people can't help but be haunted.
Hey, this description is so cooked, where did you move the soy sauce from?!
Su poured tears into her eyes, raised her head, looked at her benefactor aggrievedly, and waited for him to hug her. Zhang Anche, I fell so painfully, I want to hug him! Isn't this his family saint?! The white-headed Zhang Anche who holds hands with him, Zhang Shengshang!
Zhang Ze looked at the big snake on the ground and suddenly grinned.
The villain in Su Tianran's heart is already a nymphomaniac, and her husband is so handsome!
Then Su Tianran watched his handsome husband lean over, and said, "Husband, people want to hug."
However, he was pinched in the mouth and lifted up and thrown into the wine jar on the table.
Before Su Tianran could react, he was choked on a big sip of wine. Ah, I forgot that I was still a snake, and my husband couldn't recognize it! Hmph, Zhang Anche waited for me to come over, and see how you confessed your mistake, and actually threw it into the wine jar.
"Such a big snake to make wine, huh...... Do you want to cut it into two sections?" Zhang Ze looked at Su and looked at his head, muttering to himself.
Su poured into the jar of wine. I am a serpent, and I am in wine. Together, it's brewed medicinal wine!
Zhang Anche, you actually want to make me in medicinal wine! No, he is not the Zhang Anche who does everything except counterattack, it is Zhang Ze, it is Zhang Ze who released the green snake!
Su Qianran watched Zhang Ze throw some wolfberry red dates in, and he was stupid on the spot. Nima, this is the rhythm of dying as soon as you come up?!Boom, I don't want to be drunk, I didn't take a bath!
By the way, can you speak?Su Tianran thought about this, and suddenly felt an itch in his throat: "Ahem, cough, cough!"
This time Zhang Ze is stupid, he looked left and right, he didn't see anyone, why was someone coughing.
Su was proud, hey, people are snake spirits, rare species, not lame goods used to make wine, stupid humans.
Su wagged her tail proudly and coughed twice. Zhang Ze was obviously a little shocked and took a big step back. Then he shook his head, laughed and scolded himself for being neurotic, and then threw wolfberry red dates. It's just that he didn't dare to look at Su Tianran.
Su Qiran poked Zhang Ze's palm with his tail and coughed twice. Boy, can you face yourself?!
"Ahh But his left foot stepped on his right foot and fell to the ground fiercely.
"Hey, hey, don't panic, don't you, don't you remember the snake you let loose when you were a child? Su Tianran hurriedly said, don't scare people away, I won't eat you, I am kind: "Benefactor, remember that Liu Goudan who bullied you was bitten by a snake, I did it." Aunt Qin didn't admit that she stole your chickens, and in the end all the chickens died, and I did it. I used to bite your dog every day, and finally wagged his tail at you every day, but I did it. And besides, don't you like village flowers? One day her belly pocket appeared next to your pillow, and I did it!" Su wagged her tail, so embarrassed.
Zhang Ze got up with a suspicious face, and there was no fear on his face. "So what are you doing now?"
"I'm here to repay my benefactor!" Su wagged his tail proudly: "I'm very useful!
"Repay?" Zhang Ze touched his chin: "Can you make a promise with your body?!"
Eh, ?!! was so direct as soon as he came up? Su Tianran was a little shy. It seems that the master is really as beautiful as he was back then, and he can be looked down upon as a snake. Emma, so shy.
Suddenly, wolfberries and red dates were smashed on the body. "I don't have to do anything else, just make a promise, I need a jar of medicinal wine. ā
Hey?!! didn't you snap a pop with your body? Cover your face, it seems that I am too bad, and I actually want to be crooked. Wow, what about my rituals? No, the point is that I'm going to be soaked again?
"Aren't you afraid? I'm a snake spirit. "Tat, I don't want to be a medicinal liquor. I've been soaking in wine for a long time, and I'm so dizzy.
"What did I tease you before, what does a snake calculate? The cow essence on Lingniu Mountain is all eaten by me. Zhang Ze smiled evilly: "What can you do for me? I need you to make a promise, I want snake wine." ā
"I'll guard the yard. "I provoked a hard idea, eat cow essence......
"I don't need a dog. ā
"I do laundry and cook. ā
"I can do it myself. ā
"I, I, I can help you fight the bad guys. "I'm so dizzy.
"Heh, who can bully me. ā
"I ...... Benefactor, I can help you with the farming. ā
"I can do it myself. ā
"Why don't you enjoy it so much?!"
"I'll enjoy it, isn't it enjoyable to drink?!"
"You, you, you!" Su Tanran's head was getting more and more dizzy, and his eyes were almost unable to hold on.
"I'm sorry, I can do anything myself, I don't need you. ā
"You, can you attack yourself?"
"Uh...... Can you do this?"
"IāI can snap!" his gaze faded away, and he couldn't see the glowing eyes of the man in front of him.
"I've eaten youkai, but I haven't snapped yet? Zhang Ze touched his chin and looked at a certain snake that had fallen asleep with interest.