Chapter 71: The Farmer and the Snake II
When Su woke up the next day, he was burned awake. Why is it so hot? Is it in the crater? Hmm, it's soft, what is it? Su rubbed the hot thing next to him. Can you take a bite? Su was confused and bit it directly with his little fangs.
As soon as I bit into it, I heard a muffled grunt. Then he was grabbed by the tail and thrown directly to the ground. The flick made Su feel pain all over his body, and all his internal organs seemed to be disoriented. If it weren't for a bit of Taoism, Su Qian swore that he would definitely die!
"Hmph, dare to bite me!" A sneer came into Su Tianran's ears: "Little thing, are you impatient?"
Su Tianran thought of Zhang Ze at this time, raised his head, and saw Zhang Ze sitting naked in the quilt looking at his ribs. Forehead...... Could it be that he was the one who bitten? Su tried to lighten the atmosphere with a bright smile before he remembered the fact that he was now a snake.
"Benefactor, it's okay, I'm sorry Benefactor, I didn't mean to. "Don't blame me, why do you look at me with murderous eyes?! I didn't wake up, I swam to your bed in the middle of the night. Are you okay to put the snake on the bed and sleep with you? It's not a hot day, and I need to be an ice pillow. "Don't worry, I don't have poison. ”
Zhang Ze touched his chin: "Benefactor, hmm, you call me master." The host sounded a little more emotional. ”
Huh?!Why did the topic change so quickly? The master is the master, just a title. Although it felt weird, Su Tianran still honestly called out to the master. After shouting, I saw Zhang Ze smiling, as if he enjoyed the title.
"Well, didn't you mean to take on a human form? Zhang Ze stretched out his hand, and Su Qian consciously swam up. also stretched out the core to flatteringly lick Zhang Ze's face.
Zhang Ze put Su on the bed. Su Qian thought about becoming an adult, so his golden light flashed, turned into a human form and sat on the bed looking at Zhang Ze, and smiled proudly. How's that, I've never seen such an awesome, the world is full of wonders, stupid humans.
Zhang Ze's face darkened: "Forget about the man, how old are you?"
"Eh, what's wrong with being ten years old?" At this time, Su Tianran was a yellow-shirted boy.
Zhang Ze's face darkened, and his expression changed: "You dare to lie to Uncle Ben, do you believe that Uncle Ben soaked you in wine and drank it!"
Su Tianran was a little aggrieved: "How could I lie to you? I really came to repay the favor, and I didn't have poison." ”
"Why don't you say you're a man?!" Zhang Ze pushed Su Tianran angrily: "Ten years old, what can you do at a ten-year-old?!"
"I'm a man! Besides, don't look at my young age, I might have done it. I can do laundry and cook, I will guard the house, and I can help you grow crops!" "What, I'm a snake spirit, but it's a rare species, don't look like you dislike me, okay."
Zhang Ze put his hands on his chest, with a look of disgust: "Do you have breasts, do you have ass, can you give birth to a son? Even if you are a woman, can you snap at such a young age?"
it! Peat! How do you say that? What's going on in your head? "I don't know it! Can't a man snap it? What's wrong with being young, there are still people who are good at it. Su Qian glared at Zhang Ze and turned his head away angrily.
"Man ......" Zhang Ze touched his chin and looked pensive: "It seems that Zhang Xiu from the next village is good at this, I'll ask him tomorrow." ”
The corners of Su Tanran's mouth twitched, hehe, he didn't hear anything.
Zhang Ze suddenly looked at Su Tianran with a bright face, with a look of anticipation.
Su was startled by his gaze. Cover your chest with your hands and take a defensive stance. "Why, I told you I wasn't good. ”
"You take off your clothes!" Zhang Ze stretched out his hand to pull Su Ran's clothes.
"What about it?!" Su Qiran's heart was full of 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past. I'm only 10 years old, is Jiang Zi really good? Just now, you didn't understand men and women, and you yearn for men and women, have I opened the door to the new century for you? "I don't want to! I'm only 10 years old! If you do this, you will be damned!"
"Curse me to be damned?" Didn't you promise it with your body?" Zhang Ze smiled evilly, and suddenly one hand clamped Su Tanran's hand with force, and grabbed Su Tanran's pants amid Su Tanran's screams. At this moment, the golden light flashed, and where was Su Qiran in Zhang Ze's hand, it was clearly a big cauliflower snake.
Zhang Ze funnily poked Su Tanran's fat: "You were witty once." But he found that the serpent did not move as if it were dead.
Zhang Ze touched his chin in contemplation, and suddenly smiled.
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Su Tianran was woken up by hunger this time, and a dead mouse was put in front of him, which made Su Tianran secrete more saliva.
No, no, snakes eat mice, but I don't want them, I don't want rats, rats are hairy, and they are disgusting to look at. Thinking like this in my heart, the saliva in my mouth became even more vigorous, as if there was an abnormality in the mind that dominated the body.
Hungry and uncomfortable, Su Tingran swam out of the yard, looking at the two eggs in the chicken coop, Su Tianran's eyes could shine. Forget about the rats, the eggs are acceptable.
Just as Su was about to swallow the egg, his tail was pulled by someone, and then he was lifted: "You really have a big stomach, do the rats eat it?
"I'm going to eat eggs. I don't eat mice, I want to eat meat, or I can eat whatever you want. Su Qian rolled up on Zhang Ze's arm and said in a coquettish tone: "I'm so hungry." ”
Zhang Ze smiled, touched Su Tanran's head, took out two fruits from the cloth bag on his body, and handed them to Su Tanran.
Su tilted his head, what fruit does the snake eat. I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat, meat meat meat!
Zhang Ze's fruit touched Su Tanran's mouth. Su Qian was aggrieved and swallowed the fruit. Wait a minute, this fruit has spiritual power! Su Qian looked at Zhang Ze in surprise, how did he get this fruit as a mortal, this is the mortal world, and this kind of fruit containing spiritual power is not all over the ground. Wait, Zhang Ze also said that you have eaten cow essence...... Could it be that Zhang Ze is a monk who is deeply hidden, but there is no spiritual power fluctuation on his body. And Green Snake has been paying attention to Zhang Ze for more than ten years, and I haven't seen anything wrong with him.
Zhang Ze watched as the fruit bigger than the snake's head was swallowed whole into the snake's mouth, and then slowly slid backwards. couldn't help laughing, and took a few more fruits to Su Tanran.
Su Tianran knew that there was spiritual power in it, and he swallowed one after another with joy.
When he waited for Zhang Ze to feed with his mouth open, Zhang Ze completely laughed. Poof, a snake, with more than a dozen fruits in its body, only to see that the snake was filled with more than ten round balls, like a sugar gourd.
Su Tianran didn't know what Zhang Ze was laughing at, and tilted his head to look at him: "Where did you get this fruit from." ”
"Zhang Xiucai gave it to me, and he said that his rabbit eats this. Zhang Ze couldn't help but poke the fruit in Su Tanran's stomach: "Do you faint after a long time of transformation, and you also talk too much?"
"Huh, how do you know?!" Su Qianran suddenly remembered this and went to pick up his pants: "Ah! If it weren't for you stinky rascal, would I be dizzy?! I'm only ten years old, how can you do it?!Perverted!"
"I just want to know if there aren't two snakes. Zhang Ze frowned: "You call me a pervert again, my wine still lacks you!"
Su tilted his head and shrank his head: "Ahem, the snake has become a human, what a natural person looks like, what a snake looks like." Heck, don't say these useless. So how do you know I'm going to faint. Do you know that?"
"Before, Xiaohua sued me. He said that if the spiritual power is not enough, it will not be enough to support the transformation. Speaking of Xiaohua, Zhang Ze's expression suddenly softened.
"Who is Xiaohua?" Su searched his memory, but didn't find Xiaohua. The people in the village are all clear.
"Xiaohua, it's the cow immortal on Lingniu Mountain. Zhang Ze got up and fetched water from the well in the courtyard.
"Huh?" Green Snake's memory only knew that there was a legend of a cow immortal in Lingniu Mountain. However, as a neighbor of Lingniu Mountain, the green snake does not have any memory of the cow immortals. And didn't Zhang Ze say that he had eaten any cow essence? Could it be that this cow immortal got it for him?" "Why didn't I know there was a cow immortal?"
"Xiaohua, he doesn't like to come out to wave, unlike you, who came to peep at me in ten days and half a month. After Zhang Ze washed his hands, he put water in the chicken basin again, and then picked up the eggs in the chicken coop.
"Eh, eh?!, you know me?!" The green snakes are all from a distance to peep. How did Zhang Ze, a mortal, know that this cow immortal had discovered it in secret? Could it be that this cow immortal was looking at him now? Thinking of this, Su had goosebumps all over his body.
"Why don't you know? Is there a stupider snake than you? Every time I go and eat the chicken leg of the dead fat man in the east of the village. Thankfully, I found out. Zhang Ze went into the house and took the herbs out to dry: "Also, I couldn't swim in the river, and I was washed down by the current and swam up again." I was thinking that this snake is two hundred and five. ”
Su was a little embarrassed, in the memory of the green snake, this is all true. If you can be found so far away from Zhang Ze, it must be that Niu Immortal. "I want to hear about that cow immortal, can I meet him?"
"See him, hmm, how about the little fried snake section?" Zhang Ze looked at Su Tianran with a frightened look on his face and smiled: "Didn't I say that I ate him? If you want to see him, you naturally want to go to my stomach." ”
"Eat-" Speaking of eating cow essence......!!! did you eat the cow immortal?!, you used to affectionately call him Xiaohua? Aren't you friends?! You actually ate the cow immortal, you crossed over from the future world, didn't the ancient people all fear ghosts and gods?
"Why?" Zhang Ze looked very funny: "And why? I also want to ask, why do people want to be hungry, and why do they eat when they are hungry." I was hungry, so I ate him. ”
Su swallowed his saliva with difficulty, tat was so terrifying. Niu Jing can be eaten, is he a human?! No, how can a mortal kill Niu Jing?! It must be Zhang Ze who is scaring him. "Less liar, how did you eat him!"
"How did you eat it?" Zhang Ze fell into deep thought: "It's just making soup, frying, and burning radish." After speaking, he licked the corners of his lips as if he had an aftertaste.
Why did tat sound so terrifying, I don't know why Su Tanran believed it, it was the man in front of him who ate a cow essence.
My instinct told me that this mission was so scary, I wanted to go home! If I don't leave, I'm going to be eaten!
"Isn't it very proud to have an owner who can eat cow essence?" Zhang Ze smiled and grabbed rice to feed the chickens: "As long as you are obedient, I promise not to make wine with you." ”
"Well, I'll be very well-behaved and obedient. "TAT am I blind? Why can't I see my future TAT?