Chapter 33 The eldest sister-in-law is like a mother
"Ahh
Fifth Xia replied with an idiom to confirm that she knew the meaning of literature and art very well: "The eldest sister-in-law is like a mother." ”
She is not opposed to taking care of literature and art like her mother, so when she says "good", she is absolutely sincere.
In Scotland, Fifth Summer has always taken care of literature and art as a "child".
Speaking of which, the fifth summer is one year younger than the brothers and sisters who study art, but people's psychological age and actual age are never necessarily mismatched.
A girl who grows up in an environment of extreme indifference will either grow up on her own or die in despair.
After a not-so-short period of despair, Fifth Summer chose to grow herself.
The two words sister-in-law have not yet entered the relatively scarce Chinese thesaurus in the fifth summer.
But this does not prevent Fifth Summer from using her heavenly Chinese interpretation ability to connect the sister-in-law in the mouth of Cupid's general agent of the earth, and when talking to literature and literature on the phone, she has to shout two voices from time to time "The eldest sister-in-law is like a mother".
With only three seconds of reaction time, the fifth summer gave the optimal solution to the idiom of "the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother" - sister-in-law = mother.
Under such an "outstanding" understanding of the fifth summer, "being a sister-in-law to the earth-shattering ghosts and gods, first-class art" has become a way for the fifth summer to continue to take care of the coquettish enchantress as a "child" even if she came to China, just like when she was in Scotland.
Maintaining the status quo of "raising a baby" is no pressure on Xia Xia, who has been "raising" Yiyi for five years.
With such a reasonable and reasonable request, what reason does Fifth Xia have to refuse?
Something you can't ask for.
Why not?
If literature and art are asked in a different way, such as asking the wife of the fifth summer who is willing to be a writer.
It is very likely that Fifth Summer will know that Wenyi is joking with her, and will not make any substantive response to such a nonsensical request.
Of course, "very likely" means that there is a difference between the absolute and the absolute.
Even if the word wife was chosen at that time, it was not 100% safe.
Just a few minutes ago, the fifth summer also sent a strong signal of "your mother" = "wife" in front of literature and art, forcing the overlapping words of literature and art to develop from "two-dimensional" to "three-dimensional".
"I know that Xia Xia is the best for Yiyi!Ah, Xia Xia can say it again, baa again? Yiyi asked to record it with his mobile phone. Literature and art reacted instantly.
Even if the 1.4 billion people on the earth can't understand the language expressions of the fifth summer, literature and art must be the 1.4 billion and one.
After understanding, how to deal with the misunderstanding of the fifth summer?
Is it to be guided correctly, or is it to continue to mislead?
Cupid's general generation of the earth finally had such a perfect play before the agency was recycled.
Even if it is a misunderstanding, it should not provide a chance to solve it.
The record is the real hammer.
"Good. After the fifth summer raised the mobile phone in literature and art, he repeated it according to the words, and there was still only one word.
But a one-word formula can't satisfy the temporary intention of literature and art to be a real hammer.
In line with the principle of not missing it when passing by, Wenyi decided to seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of the "Five": "It's not like this, Xia Xia can't be so perfunctory, you have to be serious and say a complete sentence." ”
Wenyi cleared his throat, raised his sworn fingers, and with a smile brighter than the sun, he gave the Fifth Xia a demonstration of correct words: "I, the Fifth Summer, am willing to be a sister-in-law to Wenyi." ”
Then, the fifth summer really fulfilled the desire for literature and art.
Then the whole world fell silent.
Wenyi forcibly held back a smile and used the rhythm of "Wild Bees Flying" to wink at the painting.
"Yiyi baby, what's wrong with your eyes?" Tong Hua didn't answer.
Except for the initiator of literature and art, the other people here, including literature, paintings, and the housekeeper waiting on the side, don't know what's going on in the world.
"Ah Ma Ma, the supper you made, the shape is similar and scattered, wait for the day Yiyi's sister-in-law ~ son is empty, let your sister-in-law ~ son make it for you to taste!" " For the first time, Wenyi felt that his mother's comprehension ability was problematic, but now was not the time to explain.
The most important thing now is to confirm the new identity of the fifth summer: "Sister-in-law~ wouldn't mind making an extra roar when she made a supper for Yiyi?"
Wenyi used the same frequency to wink at the fifth summer.
"Hmm. "The fifth summer sensed some problems from the reaction of the painting and the silence of the literature.
And because I don't know the two of them well, I can't be sure what went wrong.
Fifth Xia didn't care very much, the sentence that Wenyi just asked her to say, whether there was a problem or not.
In this world, there are too few people and things that can make her care.
Fifth, Xia can see at a glance that the depression is hidden under the literary smile.
But but, but, so what?
Fifth Xia never thought that he was responsible for all the people in this world who were suffering from depression.
There are so many people who are suffering from depression, how much can she endure as a small person?
Psychological problems have always been very personal problems, and in the end, you have to rely on yourself.
In the fifth summer's view, she can manage herself well, which is already a gift from God.
If, on the long and dark road of growth, Fifth Summer also chooses to use a smile to resolve the indifference of the whole world.
Then she should have been smiling by now, depressed to death.
There is the kind of national gentleman who laughs when he sees everyone, and there is the fifth summer, who will not laugh under any circumstances.
All the while, the Fifth Summer was cold and unapproachable.
She didn't want to smile, it was the same to everyone.
Even the coquettish enchantress has never seen the fifth summer really laugh.
No one knows what kind of smile Fifth Summer has.
Instead of hiding it with a smile, Fifth Summer chose to face the gloom in her heart.
Face it head-on, then win.
Then, she will be able to live like she is now, in a world where she can see the sun.
Living in the light of literature and art like the sun.
The sun will bring warmth to people under the sun.
But it will also stab the despair in the darkness.
Only when you come out first can you slowly adapt to the light of the sun, and you can wander in the sun without being burned.
It is not possible in literature, and through a few hours of getting along, you can figure out the way of speaking in the fifth summer.
But it is easy to detect the little trick of the coquettish enchantress from the deliberately lengthened "sister-in-law ~ son" in literature and art.
It is extremely rare for the national gentleman to say four words that are not too spoiled for literature and art: "Enough is enough." ”
Some jokes can be said to be cute when you turn them on, but if you keep them on, it's not like that.
In particular, what literature and art say is not really, whether to do more or less to make a supper, such a daily trivial matter.
"Obey orders! brother~" Wenyi is very "sensible", and he does not continue to make trouble on the same "language cognitive error".
Cupid, who is about to be taken back, wants to take advantage of his last tenure to record a video to prove his glorious achievements.
"Why is it so similar and scattered? Ma Ma is obviously very expressive! Xia Xia baby, come and taste it. Only the new one I like has the right to speak, and the old one that Yiyi is tired of, so the two of us should ignore her. Tong Hua also chose not to "rob while the fire" was at such a time.
When literature and art do not involve Cupid's general generation of the earth, it is still relatively measured, but once it involves her "career dream", it will become a little exaggerated.
This kind of joke, if the fifth summer never understands it, it's okay, if it is figured out one day......
It is based on such concerns that literature and art can be stopped.
The national gentleman is a little worried.
Because the coquettish enchantress asked the fifth summer to "make _____ for the earth-shattering ghosts and gods, first-class art. "It's a series.
In the space of ____, there used to be a variety of contents.
For example: the general manager, warm baby, koala bear, orchid grass.
Another example: boyfriend, grandfather, girlfriend, grandmother.
There are even daughters, cousins.
Animals, plants, living things, non-living things, everything.
Sister-in-law or something, little meaning.
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"I can handle it myself, the dining facilities here are more complete than the hospital, don't go back and starve yourself in order to care about me. Lou Shang saw Shuai Ge come in and joked quite seriously.
"You want to eat it, do you want to use your paws to pick it, you can eat it?" Shuai Ge handed the spoon and fork to Wenwen before he continued, "Now you can take the wine and leave, are you leaving?"
Lou Shang knew that his agent was worried again, and he also knew very well that the way Shuai Ge used to express his concern would always be a little different.
"Everything is subject to the arrangement of the handsome agent. "The attitude of the dumped brother, who has 19.8 million followers, is as humble as an artist who has not yet officially debuted.
"Then I'll let you go, do you want to go?" Shuai Ge couldn't stand Lou Shang's humility the most, as if such a 20 million big V, a little narcissistic, how inflated.
"Go. Let you eat it. What's so difficult about going there?" Master Lou Shang's expressionless face made the originally very smelly sentence turn into a light and breeze.
This kind of light cloud and light wind is the place where Shuai Ge can't stand Lou Shang the most.
I can't beat or scold, and I have to choke myself to death if I say a few words.
What kind of sin did he create in his previous life to share a dormitory with such a person, and then open a company.