Chapter 237: Anchor, You'll Be Killed by the Teacher Like This

After teasing the American girl, his mood suddenly improved a lot, and the intimate contact posture lying on his shoulder was gone, otherwise it would really tickle his heart.

Seeing the impatient sailors on the barrage, Ye Tian adjusted his posture, felt the clear feeling behind him, and raised his head seriously and began to say: "The female colleague is very beautiful, and she has nothing to do at work today, so I joked with her: 'I'll test you with a brain teaser and use your chest to guess the name of a Japanese actress.'" She froze for a moment, and then went away in a rage!

"Come on, come on, use your little brains, guess what I said at the time?" Ye Tian said with a smile.

The barrage in the live broadcast room has begun to roll wildly.

β€œ***!”

"Maria Ozawa!"

"Yui Hatano!"

"Nozomi Aso!"

"Kana Hanazawa!"

"Seamiri!"

"Yui Shinheng!"

β€œ****!”

"Hina Sano!"

......

Seeing these names, the smile on Ye Tian's face suddenly stiffened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he raised his middle finger fiercely at the live broadcast room, giving a disdainful look, and then said, "MMP, am I so superficial?"

That's right, these are the names of actresses, famous actresses, these guys are simply crazy, all of them are old drivers, and they are all sluts.

Then the barrage in the live broadcast room began to appear:

"Mmmm, the anchor is so superficial!"

"Yes, upstairs is right. ”

"I've seen through the anchor for a long time. ”

"It seems that the anchor is still self-aware. ”

"Hahahaha~~"

β€œ6666666”

β€œ2333333”

.......

Ye Tian: "......"

He didn't have anything to say for a while, because in a way, what they said made sense.

However, the strong willpower was very obvious at this time, Ye Tian forcibly let himself break free in that negative state, and said angrily: "Don't make trouble! ”

As soon as he said this, the sailors suddenly became anxious.

"Don't!

"it, don't! Anchor, this way, my life will become meaningless. ”

"Don't get excited! Okay, don't make a fuss! ”

"MMP, anchor, your words scared me, and I felt that life became boring in an instant. ”

"There is no anchor to tell a joke about life, how tragic it is. ”

"23333...Is that such an exaggeration? It was so scared that I jumped out of bed, then jumped from the 30th floor to the downstairs, and then collapsed all at once. ”

"6666666....I'll obey you!"

"When will I be as good as you. ”

......

Ye Tian looked at the black lines all over his head, these goods were really naughty, but they were also beautiful in their hearts, one-sidedly, they had a good position in their hearts when they told jokes.

No way, handsome, awesome, that's it.

It's hard for him to keep a low profile.

"It's supposed to be Irma Hirakawa, anchor, am I right?"

"6666....upstairs! ”

"Hey, hey~~ I feel like it's - Takizawa is big, come, a friend who understands me like it!"

"Damn! upstairs is really awesome!"

"Brother, borrow one to speak. ”

"It's amazing, it's so dick. ”

"Twilight friend 柰zi, hey, hey~~ [Cheap smile]"

"Awesome, my brother!"

"The master is in the people, seeing your answers, I know the true meaning of the joke told by the anchor, I have learned, I have learned. ”

"Eh, it looks like I still have to study hard, and I hope to be as good as you one day. ”

"Strong!233333....."

.......

Seeing these barrages, Ye Tiancai nodded, is this the correct way to open the barrage in the live broadcast room?

Who took the previous one crooked, it must be a fake live broadcast room.

I was immediately relieved that these guys were still saved.

"Come again!"

This time, Ye Tian was very active, and he didn't urge the sailors at all, waved his hand, and continued: "When I was in school, the teacher said that my IQ was low, and I gave him a question when I was angry. I said, "May I ask how your grandfather and your grandmother entered the cave room and typed a four-character idiom?" The teacher said at that time: There is a happy event in the family. I said: False, the answer is...... Here, use your little brains!"

There was silence in the live broadcast room, and everyone seemed to be thinking about what Ye Tian had just said.

"Isn't it true that there is a happy event at home?"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with that. ”

"But this should not be convincing, after all, the teacher said that the anchor has a low IQ. ”

"What's that?"

"If you think about it, what the anchor said must have a deep meaning. ”

"Squeeze in, sell melon seeds and peanuts in the front row!"

"2333...Upstairs, don't make trouble!"

......

Ye Tian smiled and reminded, "Think about the night of the cave house, what do you need to do? That's quite important." ”

As he spoke, he kept raising his eyebrows, which suddenly shocked the sailors sitting in front of the computer, and a flash of inspiration flashed in their minds, and they were dumbfounded.

β€œ6666”

β€œ6666666”

"Awesome!

"233333....anchor, weren't you beaten to death by your teacher at that time?"

"Just ask, is the anchor's teacher still alive now?"

"Hahahaha~~ I also understand!MMP, the anchor was definitely beaten badly at that time. ”

"At least ten broken bones! Beaten, kicked and flying, it was still the posture of a 720-degree double helix ascending in the air. ”

"Uh..... What do you mean? Why don't I understand?"

"Raise your hand weakly, I don't understand, ask for an answer!"

"23333....Do you think I understand? Actually, I don't understand either, but to prove that I am smart and can't be with you, I have the audacity to shout 666, because I am right to shout 666. ”

"Upstairs, I found that you were right, nothing wrong with you. ”

"6666....and this kind of operation. ”

"Grandma Caoni!"

"The water friends upstairs are not very high-quality!"

"That's it, that's it, the quality is too poor, how can you scold people. ”

"Severely condemn this kind of unqualified person, anchor, you also say a few words. ”

......

When Ye Tian saw this kind of scene, his heart was as calm as water, and he still wanted to laugh a little, but he had to try to hold it back, so sad.

The sailor who said 'Grandma Caoni' came quietly: "That.... Well, I'm not swearing! I'm talking about the answer. ”

As soon as this sentence was said, those sailors who were very happy were instantly quiet and dumbfounded.

Especially among those sailors, there are still those who posted a barrage at the beginning, pretending to know, which is more embarrassing now.

When you think about it, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with this answer.

Poof!

Ye Tianyi couldn't help it, laughed out loud, and laughed heartlessly: "Hahahaha~~ Look, you accidentally exposed your IQ!"

in the live broadcast room.

β€œ23333”

β€œ2333333”

"Anchor, are you happy?"

"MMP, accidentally exposed his IQ. [Blood-vomiting expression]"

"This answer is awesome!No problem!【Laughing and crying emoji】【Laughing and crying emoji】"

"I feel that the joke that the anchor said will be popular, and when I am free, I will test my teacher. ”

"Upstairs, I wish you all the best after you finish!"

"Laughing to death, laughing to death, anchor, you will be beaten to death by everyone like this. ”