Chapter 238: If you don't understand, go and open a room [ask for automatic]
The live broadcast room was very lively, and everyone actively continued to speak.
This kind of question is not only used to test people's IQ, but also to scold people, 6 is not good, 6 is flying.
Ye Tian smiled heartlessly, and the live broadcast room was also very happy, there was only one person, secretly watching this scene, with a confused expression.
Of course, Anne, who was sitting behind Ye Tian, looked confused, and knew Chinese, which did not mean that she could understand such a profound paragraph.
"I still can't give you such a profound topic, you see, you have turned your face. β
Ye Tian said innocently, the expression on his face was very bad, which made people want to beat him, no, and muttered again: "The IQ is not high, and you blame me, it's really difficult to be an excellent anchor." β
Although it is a muttering sound, everyone in the live broadcast room can hear it!
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"Anchor, I can't help myself anymore. β
"Anchor, my black belt can't be controlled, what should I do?"
"Anchor, I can't control my iron fist. β
"Anchor, I can't control my kitchen knife. β
"Anchor, my dog can't be controlled. β
"Anchor, I tell you solemnly, if you despise my IQ again, it will make me ............. If you love you more, you have to be responsible for me and support me for the rest of my life. β
"666666....upstairs, you traitor!"
"I'll tell you weakly, in fact, you can't beat the anchor, the anchor punches the hyena, stomps on the crocodile, hacks the python to death.... Even now I'm riding a forest elephant, that, who still can't control themselves. β
"23333....I hate you for telling the truth. β
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Annie: "......"
She only felt that she had been shot in the knee, because she didn't understand any of them until now, and at this moment, she had excellent grades since she was a child, and she was very suspicious of her IQ at the moment.
"Haha~~ Let's talk about jokes!"
Ye Tian said with a smile, and suddenly this proposal to change the topic was unanimously approved by everyone.
I only heard Ye Tian think for a while, and continued: "The girl is in the third year of junior high school, and her mother took her to the hospital for a stomachache for examination, and the doctor asked during the examination: Have you ever had X life? But at this time, the girl said weakly: Yes. Mom's face changed suddenly. At this point, the girl asked weakly, "Doctor, does this have anything to do with the condition?" Doctor: No, just ask.....
As soon as he finished saying this, he heard a laugh, although it was small.
That's right, the laughter reached Ye Tian's ears, it was very clear and pleasant.
Ye Tian also felt a soft massage from his back, and the strength was quite good.
This time Anne finally understood, but her cheeks were a little red.
in the live broadcast room.
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"Is this doctor still alive?"
"This doctor is awesome, he wants to go to heaven!"
"Anchor, tell me the truth, did this doctor die? β
"Hahaha~~ To tell you the truth, the doctor was beaten miserably, and his face was swollen!Hehe~~ teasing you, in fact, his leg was also broken!Hahaha~~ Lie to you, he walked peacefully. β
"Don't worry, everyone, the doctor walked very peacefully, haha~~ I lied to you, my body can't be completed. β
"Lied to you, the ashes are scattered on the street, the sprinkler truck came over and played that today is a good day, the family members have good emotional control, they are eating oranges and playing mahjong, and some relatives are laughing. β
"23333..... I'll serve you!"
"Khan! I go to the toilet, and I don't accept the dick, so I'll obey you!"
"I was very calm, so I knelt on the ground and looked at the comments of the anchor in the live broadcast room and everyone, and I knelt steadily. β
"23333....don't say it, I encountered this incident in the hospital again, but the ending was different, the girl was eight months pregnant, and the little girl and her mother were completely dumbfounded. β
"666666....The guy upstairs, is it really fake?"
"Today's girls, so good at playing?"
"Stealing the forbidden fruit, now the little girl is too self-loving. β
"That, anchor, I've had some emotional problems recently, can you consult? I remember that there was an emotional counseling session in the live broadcast room before?"
......
Ye Tian looked at the live broadcast room with a smile, and looking at these comments, he couldn't help but be happy.
These sailors are really talented, they are really getting closer and closer to him, and sure enough, someone as good as him will definitely be able to lead everyone to a bright future.
For example, the upper limit of IQ is constantly growing, making them as good as him.
You see, that's the proof.
My heart is beautiful!
When I saw the last comment, I was stunned.
It seems that he used to be known as a social and emotional counseling teacher.
couldn't help but straighten his face, put on a social expression, and said seriously: "That sailor, please tell me honestly about the emotional problems you encounter, I am very happy to help you answer." β
I only heard the water friend say: "I have always liked a girl, but I have not dared to confess, just a few days ago the company arranged, and her business trip, we were busy for several days, and finally completed the company's tasks, happy, I finally mustered up the courage to invite her out to drink and eat supper, back to the hotel when we broke up, I was about to confess through the strength of the wine, she suddenly smiled and asked me: "Whose song is the glorious years?" I didn't think about it, blurted out: "Huang Jiaju's!" Then she snorted, turned around and left, no matter how much I apologized, it was useless, she just ignored me, and she didn't talk to me until now, anchor, what should I do now? What did I do wrong? I'm so confused, my mind is so confused!"
in the live broadcast room.
"Uh.... There's nothing wrong with that!"
"Brother, you did nothing wrong!
"What's the situation, this girl can't have something wrong with her heart!"
"That's it, I won't just find a reason to perfunctory you. β
"I think this girl might see that you like her, and make up a random excuse to dismiss you. β
"I thought so, and there was nothing wrong with that. β
"Khan, brother, when you meet this kind of girl, you better not get up, you will have to lose face when the time comes. β
"That's it, men have to be tough. β
......
One by one, the sailors enthusiastically came up with ideas, and everyone was at a loss, what the boy said was true, and there was really nothing wrong with it.
Only the girl had a problem.
The sailor: "Really? Should I give up? But I really like her, anchor, is it really my fault?"
Basically, everyone advised him to give up, after all, this kind of thing sometimes can't be forced.
Ye Tian looked speechless, completely different from everyone's reaction.
With helplessness on his face, he said faintly: "Didn't I tell you? Since you don't understand, then go and open a room! β
The sailor: "????"
in the live broadcast room.
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"What is this?"
"Anchor, rape is a crime and punishable by jail. β
"Anchor, don't have bad ideas. β
"Is there really a deep meaning?"