That's right, Bu Fan is floating, he hasn't trembled under the winning power of the system for a long time, he seems to have forgotten who is the eldest brother and who is the younger brother, and now it is floating that is not a little bit.

Bu Fan watched the system being speechless by what he said, which further fueled his arrogance. After a short break, he opened his mouth and was ready to continue.

Bite....

"If the host does not understand anything about the system, please read the user experience instructions carefully; if the host does not understand anything about the system, please read the user experience instructions carefully; if the host does not understand anything about the system, please read the user experience instructions carefully.... Say the most important thing three times. ”

Bite....

"If the host is not satisfied with the system, please put in the user feedback in writing, and the operator will visit the user's opinions from time to time; Please put in the user feedback in writing, and the operator will visit the user's opinion from time to time; Please put in the user feedback in writing, and the operator will visit the user's comments from time to time..... The system always says it three times. ”

Bite....

"Sensing the host's resistance to the parameters of the system, the system will start the stripping procedure, and the program countdown will start at 59.58......"

"Nima.. , ruthless..."

Hearing this familiar voice and seeing things developing in a familiar direction again, Bufan knelt down.

"Master, if you have something to say, don't do anything to strip at every turn, who is with whom, we all say that husband and wife have no overnight feud, is it okay for us to quarrel with the bed at the head of the bed! Or I'll go to the bedroom now..."

Who dares to strip the system, thinking that the light one is paralyzed and becomes an idiot, and the heavy one goes directly to reincarnation, the second cowardly Bu Fan really doesn't have the courage to fight the system to the end.

But Bu Fan's words system is like a deaf ear, and it has been counting down.

49..

48..

......

25..

"Stop, hurry... Stop, uncle, can't I call you Uncle System? We've been together for nearly two years, this has no feelings and family affection, don't be petty at every turn. ”

The system remained deaf and continued to count.

18..

17..

.....

10..

"I was conquered by you like this, cutting off all retreats, my mood is solid, my decision is confused, I was conquered by you like this, drink the poison you hid, my plot has ended, my love and hate have been buried in the ground..."

Bufan sweat is like rain, at this critical moment between life and death, he decisively sacrificed his killer weapon.

That's right, he sang "Conquest" to the system with affection, and now it depends on whether "he" loves him or not.

You find a reason to balance me

You make an excuse for me to accept

I know what you're thinking, and you can't see how I'm feeling

It's dark and the wind is cold

You say it's time, playing tricks on you and me

In real life, cracks will inevitably appear

Not to mention an occasional indulgence, and I was in a bind

I'm so tired, I'm so hurt

Whether you love me or not, I don't know what to say

Do you love me or not, maybe I'll be better off tearing off the hypocrisy

Do you love me or not, I don't know what to do

Do you love me or not, wake up yourself and maybe no longer be sad, let alone time, to play tricks on you and me

......

3..

2..

1..

When the system countdown had been counted to 1, when Bufan's pupils dilated and his face was dead, the system prompt finally rang again.

"Ding. System Stripping Program Canceled..."

"Ding. This time, the system consumes too much energy due to the start of the stripping procedure, and the emergency energy storage mode will be turned on, and the countdown will be 1..."

As soon as the system finished prompting, Bu Fan convulsed and completely softened on the sofa, and at this time he really showed what is called "capital paralysis".

It's still a familiar taste, or the original recipe, at this time, Bu Fan can't even use the strength to move his fingers slightly, and his eyes are looking at the ceiling blankly.

At this moment he was thinking about a very deep philosophical question, "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"

He wanted to ask the heavens and the earth, and by the way, ask himself, "Why did you float just now?"

"Life is so good, and yet he is going further and further down the road of death. ”

Isn't a peaceful life fragrant?

......

After nearly ten minutes, after Bu Fan recovered, he stood up silently and walked to the place where he usually put food, took out instant noodles and didn't soak them, and opened them directly and chewed them.

One pack, two packs, and it wasn't until halfway through the third pack that Bu Fan barely stopped with a full burp, "System I want to know now, obviously I don't agree to stripping, why do you have to stop until 1 when you count down?"

Bite...

"The system feels that life should have a sense of ritual. ”

Bu Fan was silent.

Bite...

"In order to let the host know, life is not suitable, and it is possible to cherish it."

Bu Fan was silent.

Bite...

"The system feels the need to make the host aware that it is okay to be fearless, it is okay to be fearless, but it is not to be ignorant..."

It feels so familiar with the conversation....

Bu Fan was silent, he didn't know how to justify the fact that the system kept prompting in his head, anyway, his chest was blocked now, and he didn't feel comfortable.

"System, you are really showy, not an excellent show, you are Chen Duxiu's show, you are a lone show..."

"Thank you for the compliment, this system is determined to be perfect, considerate, and dedicated to serving the host, so that the host can become an excellent person, these are basic operations, don't make a fuss. ”

Hearing this, Bu Fan felt that his head was being trampled by 10,000 grass and mud horses, did he really know that what he just said was a compliment?

Is it because he didn't learn the Chinese class taught by the physical education teacher well, or is he no longer the same as the system.

Good words can't be distinguished.

He doesn't want to talk to the system anymore, lest he die before he gets old at a young age, and by the way, he will have high blood pressure, heart disease or something.

In short, the gains outweigh the losses!

In short, he couldn't go on like this, Bu Fan decided to ignore the system and talk to another friend of his, he wanted to be quiet now. Bu Fan did what he said, his body was empty and no longer spoke, and the whole environment was quiet and quiet at this time.

.....

I don't know how long later, a phone rang, breaking the strange atmosphere.

Bu Fan took out his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID, and immediately picked up the phone.

A familiar voice immediately came from the other end of the phone: "Bufan?"

"I'm Bufan, hello Director Kang. ”

At this time, the person who called Bufan was Kang Lei, the director of "Soldier Assault".

After Kang Lei waited for Bu Fan to finish, he continued: "Hello, Bu Fan, where are you now?"

"I'm in the capital now, what's wrong with Director Kang?"

"In the capital, then you can arrange to fly to Hunan in the afternoon, and tomorrow you will participate in the recording of a program on Mango Satellite TV to do a wave of publicity for the drama "Soldier Assault". ”

"Okay, I'll arrange it in the afternoon, and I'll go to Hunan in the evening, Director Kang, which program is it?"

"Happy Saturday on Mango TV. ”

"Tomorrow day recording?"

"Well, I'm afraid that tomorrow will be a day and night, I will send you the address later, and you will go directly to the hotel when you come over in the afternoon, and we will meet and talk at that time." ”

"Okay! Kang Dao will meet and talk then. ”

After a few brief pleasantries, Bu Fan hung up the phone.

Thinking of going to Hunan Satellite TV's Happy Saturday tomorrow, Bu Fan was excited in his heart, it was an evergreen variety show, not that he could be on it.

After the excitement, Bu Fan hurriedly called the boss Lan Xinling to report and listen to her instructions and arrangements.

When Lan Xinling agreed and arranged for Han Xiaoguo to buy tickets, Bu Fan hung up the phone and called his teacher's friend, Teacher He.

Mango Satellite TV's Happy Saturday is one of the pillar programs of Mango Channel, the absolute core of the main team is Mr. He, Bu Fan went to his territory this time, plus from his master Wang Lei, Mr. He can also be regarded as his elder, Bu Fan is a junior, and the etiquette should be in place.

After Bu Fan finished calling Teacher He, he called Han Xiaoguo on the third call, asking her to come over and help him pack his luggage, and he went out directly in his clothes.

Get a haircut, buy two more clothes by the way, and be beautiful for the first time on a variety show.

......