985, damn want to cry

"What's wrong?"

Xiang Xiaoyuan was chatting with Xiaoyuzi's mother, and when he heard the teacher calling his mother, he asked from afar, but he didn't come.

Seeing this, Zhuo Wei felt that he had a chance to redeem himself, and hurriedly whispered to his teacher: "Master, teacher, child, don't worry, I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person, look at your sister, I gave her a little pig, and I didn't do anything bad." I won't give you a piglet, I won't give it away. ”

The master blinked his eyes wide, stared at him for a while, nodded his little head, oh, continued to squat down, looked down at the little pig beating the drum, and finally didn't call his mother.

Zhuo Wei's secret path was so dangerous, he almost lost his efforts. He looked at Xiang Xiaoyuan not far away, chatting with people, and it seemed that he didn't plan to come over now.

He didn't dare to provoke Master Li's children anymore, it was so difficult to understand her careful thoughts, it could be a pit at any time, what if he called his mother again.

He didn't understand how she could conclude that she was a badass because she was kind enough to give her a little pig?

Alas, what a clever mother.

Li thought that this was the last life to save the galaxy? There are two ghostly and clever sisters, cute and smart.

By analogy, Li Xiang must have saved the universe in his mother's last life, gave birth to a talented son, and had two smart and beautiful daughters, who were the envy of others.

Zhuo Wei didn't dare to provoke the teacher, so she squatted on the ground and watched the little pig. He looked at Dou Dou, who was chatting with Balabala, and thought to himself, is it going to be a trick with this little rabbit sister again? A little nervous, this is not easy to deal with, and it can't be on a channel, you tell her this, and she pulls that for you, which makes the mouth dry.

His gaze shifted to the other child who was chatting with Dou Dou. This child is one size younger than Master Dou Dou, and he is also quite cute, and he looks like a little clever ghost.

I hate little clever ghosts!, aren't there any stupid children??" Zhuo Wei muttered to himself.

I don't know who this is, could it be Li Xiang's relative? Zhuo Wei decided to get close to this little friend, maybe he would be able to deal with it easily.

"Hey, this little pig doesn't beat the drum anymore. The master suddenly said in surprise, only to see that among the seven little pigs lining up on the ground to beat the drum, the first one stopped.

"I'll see. ”

Zhuo Wei picked up this little pig, tossed it twice, and confirmed that it was broken, it was really a bargain, this set of 8 bought for 50 yuan, and one broke before it arrived in the morning, no wonder it was about equal to a pack of small biscuits in Dou Dou.

"It's broken. Zhuo Wei said.

The master was surprised and asked, "Is it dead?" Is it swollen and dead? ”

Zhuo Wei: "It's not dead, it's broken." ”

Dou Dou and Xiao Yuzi came over, and Dou Dou asked curiously, "Who killed the little pig?"

Although it was a question, his eyes were aimed at Zhuo Wei, because this dead little pig was in his hand, and he pinched it, and it must have been pinched to death.

Zhuo Wei was speechless, but he had to plead: "It wasn't me who killed the piglet, it broke it itself." ”

Dou Dou jumped to his feet: "Suicide? Little Pig Suicide Spicy? Oh my God, my God of the Lun family! Show Sister Little Rabbit." ”

She hasn't seen the piglets who committed suicide yet, the pigs in her restaurant are all gone when they grow up, and the pigs there will always be piglets, and they will never become big pigs, anyway, she hasn't seen big pigs.

In order to wash away the suspicion of killing the piglet, Zhuo Wei gave the broken pink pig to Dou Dou, and Dou Dou held it in the palm of his hand like a baby.

"Show me, show Yuzu. ”

Little Yuzu stood on tiptoe and jumped up and down to see. Dou Dou grabbed her little head and told her not to jump around in front of her, dazzling and dizzy.

She held the little pig she received with her left hand, and the little pig that had just died with her right hand, and observed very carefully, wanting to see what the difference between the living and the dead was, and in the end she didn't see any flowers, and when she saw that the little grapefruit was annoying, she gave her the dead little piglet.

"Hee-hee, haha, I have piglets too. "Little Yuzu is holding the little pig and is very happy.

Zhuo Wei took the opportunity to get close and said with a smile: "Who is this little friend? Dou Dou, is it your sister?"

Dou Dou: "She is my little best friend." ”

Zhuo Wei: "Little girlfriend, I really envy you, you have a girlfriend at such a young age, you must be good friends, by the way, good friend, what's your name?"

Yuzu: "My name is Yuzu. ”

Zhuo Wei exclaimed: "This is really a good name, it is the name of a little princess when you hear it......"

He doesn't care if it's a real name or a nickname, what's wrong with her, he doesn't care anyway, he just wants to be close, he just wants to talk.

"Since you are Master Dou's best friend, then you must know Master Dou Dou's brother, right?"

Xiao Yuzi blinked her eyes wide, thought for a while, didn't understand, turned her head and asked Dou Dou: "Who is your brother?"

Dou Dou: "Your old brother." ”

"Oh~" Xiaoyuzi suddenly realized, her old brother, she is very familiar, "Spicy is my old brother, our brothers are good ducks." ”

Zhuo Wei praised and continued to ask with a smile: "I guess you must like your brother very much." ”

Xiaoyuzi nodded innocently: "He's so handsome, my mother likes handsome guys." ”

Isn't it that you like handsome guys? What does this have to do with your mother! Zhuo Wei thought to himself, fortunately he is a new paparazzi, if an old paparazzi who has been immersed in it for many years hears this, he may immediately think about whether Li Xiang will have an affair with a young woman.

Zhuo Wei was happy in his heart, and he was about to ask the key question, so he continued to work hard.

"Since you like your brother so much, then you must also like your brother's girlfriend, right?"

Xiao Yuzi was stupidly about to speak, but Dou Dou pulled the master over and introduced him to Zhuo Wei: "Jie is my sister." ”

Zhuo Wei was impatient and wanted to throw this little rabbit sister away.

"I know your sister, her name is Master Li. ”

Then he ignored Dou Dou and asked Xiao Yuzi amiably: "Xiao Yuzi, you haven't answered my question yet." ”

Dou Dou interjected again: "Xiaoyuzi has a piglet, the Lun family also has a piglet, my sister doesn't have a piglet, big brother, can you sell me a piglet?" ”

Why is it so annoying!

Zhuo Wei said: "Don't sell it, I'll give you one." ”

Then you hurry up and go a little farther, and don't disturb me and Xiaoyuzi chatting.

Who knew that Dou Dou said that she didn't want to give it away, because the teacher didn't want the piglets given by others, she had to buy them herself.

Zhuo Wei said impatiently: "Then you take the money." ”

Dou Dou shook his head: "The Lun family has no money. ”

Zhuo Wei rolled his eyes, you still said you wanted to buy it if you didn't have any money, you didn't want to give it to you, you didn't have the money to buy it, you were kidding me.

Dou Dou took out a pack of smart bear cookies from his bag: "I'll give you a pack of cookies." ”

Zhuo Wei now just wants to send the little pig out quickly, block Li Doudou's child's mouth, and let her play while playing, so he doesn't care what the other party uses in exchange.

He took the child's biscuits, suddenly thought of something, withdrew his hand, and asked uneasily: "Your biscuits are so expensive, you won't ask me to ask you for money." ”

"Uh-ho-ho-ho~~~" Dou Dou sneered, she thought so, but since she was recognized, let's be generous, "Don't you look for money, just give me a little pig." ”

"That's pretty much it. Zhuo Wei said, grabbing a little pig beating a drum on the ground and stuffing it into Dou Dou's palm, while taking the smart bear biscuit from her hand.

Dou Dou turned around and gave the newly acquired pig to Shishi, and Shishi said thank you sister happily.

Zhuo Wei smiled and continued to ask Xiaoyuzi: "Xiaoyuzi, do you like your brother's girlfriend?"

"Biscuits are so expensive, worth a lot of pigs. ”

Zhuo Wei glared angrily, it was Li Doudou's child again! Why couldn't he stop her mouth.

"What do you mean, you?" Zhuo Wei said in a bad tone, trying to cover the little rabbit sister's mouth.

Dou Dou is not afraid that his tone is not good, this is her territory, her home is in Jieli, there are adults near and far, they are all her people, as long as she yells, someone will come to help immediately, and she can also call the police uncle, of course, it would be better if Li Daxiang was there, but it doesn't matter, the invisible team and the followers of the invisible team are here.

"You're going to give me more...... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 piglets. Dou Dou looked at the numbers that the only little pig left on the ground said, and caught them all.

Zhuo Wei said angrily: "Why don't you just say that you robbed me?"

Dou Dou shook his head: "Ho ho ho, Hao Lun, we are Hao Lun, don't rob, don't kill Lun, be a good Lun, my brother said, what about Lun, the most important thing is to be happy, don't fight, don't kill Lun." ”

Zhuo Wei was speechless, and he had lost his temper: "Okay, okay, you can take it all, and give it to you." ”

Anyway, the purpose of buying piglets has been achieved, aren't they all in front of the children, and the piglets are useless.

"It's not for me, it's the Lun family that bought it with small biscuits, ho ho ho, the Lun family is a good child. ”

"A good boy is a good child, buy it, take it. ”

Dou Dou happily put the piglet in the bag, happy and bad, today's trip out of the great value, full of loads.

Zhuo Wei: "Come, little grapefruit, tell me, do you like your brother's girlfriend?"

He doesn't plan to hide it anymore, the children are stupid one by one, and they will only bend more and more, so it's better to ask directly.

Yuzu thought about it and shook her head.

Zhuo Wei happily asked, "Don't like it, why don't you like it?"

Xiao Yuzi suddenly took out a pink sugar-coated candy from her pocket, handed it to Zhuo Wei to eat, and said, "Big brother, I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to find my mother, I love my mother, I miss her." Thank you little pig, bye-bye. ”

Ran away......

Finish......

"I have a lot of little pigs and ducks, hey, hey, hey, hahaha~~ to show my mother. ”

Dou Dou and Shishi also ran away.

Zhuo Wei looked down and saw that the ground that had been bustling just now was empty, and there was not a single piglet left! And he didn't ask a single question! Moreover, there was not a single child left, and they all ran away......

He couldn't help but sigh deeply, damn wanted to cry.

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