Zhuo Wei looked at the child in front of him, fleshy, baby fat obviously, natural blush, red face, big eyes are very big, turning non-stop, at first glance it is a little clever ghost.

He immediately felt that he was really stupid, really stupid, how could he think that the child in front of him was stupid and easy to deceive at the beginning, where is this stupid, this is simply going to become a sperm.

Zhuo Wei has lived for 25 years, and it is impossible for him to be tricked by a 5-and-a-half-year-old child so easily, so he said: "Is this good? Tell me your name first, child? If you tell me, I will send you a pink pig." ”

If there is no giving, there is no gain.

Moreover, the mouth of the eater is short, and the hand of the recipient is short, first send a little pig to Li Doudou, and ask her questions later, she is too embarrassed not to answer?

"My name is Sister Little Rabbit, hehe, I want this little pig, it beats the best drum, okay?" Li Doudou pointed to one of the eight little pigs.

Zhuo Wei wondered, the eight little pigs are a set, and the rhythm of the drums is the same, and there is a difference between good and bad?

He had sat here and listened for so long, and he didn't notice anything different.

"Your name is Sister Little Rabbit? No, I'm asking you for your name, what is your last name. Zhuo Wei asked.

Of course, he knew that the person in front of him was Li Doudou, who was not a big celebrity, and it was easy to find out, but he deliberately asked in order to get close, and only when he knew the name could he go further.

However, the little little dot in front of him seems to like to play cards out of common sense, what little rabbit sister has come out, is this teasing him?

"Name?Little Rabbit's sister's name?"

Dou Dou squatted on the ground, salivating at the eight pink pigs who could beat the drum in front of him, and he almost drooled.

Zhuo Wei: "Yes, if you tell your name, I'll send you a little pig." ”

"Hey, hey, hahaha, the Lun family's name is Li Benzi today. ”

Zhuo Wei: "...... Lee, Li Benzi??Are you sure??"

Aren't your name Li Doudou??? really think I don't know??

Dou Dou: "Hee-hee, also called Li Job." ”

Zhuo Wei: "......"

It's a bit crazy that it's so hard to ask for a name.

He glanced at Xiang Xiaoyuan, a little far away from here, and he definitely couldn't hear the content of their chat, so he said directly: "Aren't you called Li Doudou?"

Dou Dou squatted on the ground and laughed, unbearably happy, as if he had been poked at the point of laughter, and Zhuo Wei looked inexplicable.

"Li Doudou is the name of the Lun family, and the Lun family has many nicknames. ”

That's right, she does have a lot of nicknames, a small name every day, you can not repeat it, what Li Kitten, Li Meili, Li Meili, Li Sister, Li Cute, Li Tu ......

Zhuo Wei didn't talk nonsense to her, and continued to say directly: "In this case, since you told me that your name is Li Doudou, then you can pick a little pig and go." ”

"The Lun family wants to take care of it. She pointed to the pink pig she liked, and she didn't change when she saw it.

Zhuo Wei: "Then you can take it." ”

"Okay, thank you, little brother, you are a good man. ”

Dou Dou happily snatched one of the eight little pigs.

"Well, since you took my ...... Hey, hey~ where are you going???......"

Zhuo Wei was stunned, and saw that the little rabbit sister caught the rabbit and ran, really like a little rabbit.

He just wanted to strike while the iron was hot and talk to children, but who knew that he would not be given a chance at all, so he caught the little pig and ran away, angry!

In his gaze, Li Doudou's children ran to the other two children, showing off their newly acquired piglets, and pointed to him, he immediately smiled and waved his hand at the three children, with kind eyebrows on his face, but he was thinking in his heart, this naughty ghost, caught Lao Tzu's pig and ran, and didn't let him finish a word.

In the next second, his resentment towards Li Doudou disappeared, because she came back again, and brought two other children, one of whom he knew, was the younger sister of the twins, named Li Shishi.

This Master Li is said to be very well-behaved and quiet, maybe easier to deal with than Dou Dou, maybe you can open a breakthrough from her, Zhuo Wei thought to himself, and waved his hand to greet the three children: "Hello, hello." ”

"Are you a pig seller?" asked Yuzu curiously, "Your little pig is so cute." ”

Zhuo Wei: When did Lao Tzu become a pig seller, Lao Tzu is Jiang Taigong fishing, specializing in fishing for children.

"Hehe, I don't sell piglets, I'm playing piglets here by myself. ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Doudou's children said loudly: "You have something to eat, you don't sell piglets, you still play piglets, you play piglets hungry and you're finished, you sell piglets, take the money to buy food......"

It's really a serious talk, just like when he first joined the paparazzi and was educated by his mother.

"......" Zhuo Wei had nothing to say again, especially after Dou Dou's words, the other two children looked at him with pity in their eyes, as if he had really been miserable to this extent, and he couldn't help but feel sorry for himself and a little sad.

Dou Dou slapped a stick and gave another piece of candy: "Ho ho ho, big brother, don't be afraid, the Lun family will help you, Jie is my sister, Jie is my sister's sister, my little girl." ”

Xiao Yuzi suddenly jumped to her feet and shouted that she was not Sister Dou Dou's little daughter, she was her mother's baby.

Zhuo Wei watched the two children arguing, speechless for a while, anxious, wasting too much time, if the adults came over, he would have no chance.

He saw Master Li obediently squatting on the ground to watch the little pig, not participating in the arguments of the other two children, and thought to himself that the rumors were true, and the younger sister of the twins was better to deal with.

With a smile on his face, he asked lovingly, "Little sister, what's your name?"

Shishi looked up at him, bared his little milk teeth and said, "My name is Shishi Li." ”

Zhuo Wei slapped his thigh and praised: "What a name, it's a little princess's name when you hear it." ”

The master really ate this set, smiled even sweeter, and politely asked him what his name was.

Zhuo Wei: "My name is Zhuo, eh, my name is Li Wei, and you are from my family." ”

“O。 ”

Oh, the finished master continued to look down and concentrate on watching the little pig beat the drum, and he didn't plan to continue talking.

It doesn't matter what your own family is, you don't understand, and you're not interested.

Zhuo Wei: "......"

He was not discouraged, and continued to find topics, and Mr. Xiao Li would respond to him, but basically "O", never say a word more. She seemed to care more about the piggy in front of her than she was about chatting.

Zhuo Wei was a little crazy.

"You seem to like Piggy, do you want it?"

That's how he tempted Dou Dou just now, but as long as there are children, there is no one who is not attracted by his eight little pigs, and he is here in the morning to "set up a stall", attracting waves of children before the Xiao Li sisters appeared.

Sure enough, the poor little sister who had few words in front of her raised her head, looked at him with bright eyes, and then dimmed.

"Shishi is a poor baby, why do you have the money to buy your little pig. ”

Zhuo Wei said happily: "It's okay, I don't charge money, I'll give you one, you only need to answer me one question." ”

No child can withstand this trick, such as Li Doudou's children, but not including Li Shishi's children.

I saw that Mr. Xiao Li shook his head decisively and said seriously: "I said that little boys can't ask for gifts." ”

Zhuo Wei: "I'm not a little boy, I'm a big man." ”

The teacher stood up: "I said that when big men give gifts to little girls, they are all bad ass elements, and they have to call their mothers." ”

Then she turned her head and shouted into the distance, "Mommy, Mommy—"

Zhuo Wei was startled, it turned out that this is even more difficult to deal with!

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