Chapter 28: The Pitter's Brain Teaser
"Brother Fan, it's a ...... war"
"Haha, is Lu Xiaoou looking for his own death?"
"Dare to sarcastically mock Brother Fan, it's really an old birthday star who eats arsenic......"
"Call ...... Vango"
Lu Xiaoou's Weibo made netizens excited. Zhang Fan's deeds www.biquge.info are famous, and Zhang Fan's deeds are famous, and Zhang Fan's tongue was a group of Confucians, and he directly scolded the black hand live broadcast circle without anything to say.
"Mr. Lu, borrow it from your shooting team. ”
At the Panda Headquarters, Zhang Fan greeted Lu Kai.
"What's the matter, aren't you going to scold back?"
Zhang Fan's deeds Lu Kai is very clear, and now that Lu Xiaoou is provocative, Lu Kai still thinks that Zhang Fan will scold back.
"Mr. Lu, we are artists now, we have to pay attention to our image. ”
Zhang Fan's words made Lu Kai couldn't help laughing. directly asked the shooting team to follow Zhang Fan.
"What happened to Brother Fan?"
"Why don't you see any movement on Weibo?"
"yes, what's going on?"
"Brother Fan, Brother Fan, it's a war......"
Seeing that Zhang Fan did not respond, many fans became anxious.
"It's normal for someone to be afraid to respond. Because facts speak louder than words. I can't believe that a person who can only scold and hype can become an artist. Hey, what a rat poop spoiled a pot of porridge......"
"Strongly demand that someone be banned, the scum of the industry ......"
"A person's quality determines the future ......"
"He's just a nouveau riche with shit luck......"
Seeing that Zhang Fan didn't respond, Lu Xiaoou and they called again.
"Grass, I can't bear it anymore, brothers, let's fight ......"
"Lu Dasha, are you out to tease?"
"Lu Dasha, I bought a watch last year......"
"Lu Dasha ......"
Zhang Fan didn't fight back, but Zhang Fan's fans couldn't bear it, and they started to fight back in Lu Xiaoou's Weibo.
"Get out, sure enough, what kind of people raise what kind of dogs, the quality of artists is poor, and the quality of fans is also poor......"
"Yes, my little brother Ou is so handsome......"
"......"
"It's funny......"
Lu Xiaoou and they also have fans, and the fans on both sides directly started a scolding war.
"Someone, take care of your dogs, don't let them come out and bite people. ”
Lu Xiaoou updated Weibo again, and this sentence made Zhang Fan's fans completely angry.
"Grass, I also said that my brother Fan is of poor quality. You're the fucking cancer of the industry......"
"What the hell ......"
"Garbage, never watch "Little Oqi Talk" again......"
"Brother Fan, avenge us ......"
Fans responded fiercely, and Zhang Fan's Weibo was about to be blown up by everyone.
Zhang Fan's Weibo was finally updated, and when they saw the content of Weibo, many fans became excited all of a sudden.
"Hahaha, lore ......"
"It's still the same ...... taste."
"Van Ge Mighty ......"
"Hahaha, look at what is called grade ......"
"Come back, brothers......"
Zhang Fan's fans were excited one by one, and Lu Xiaoou was so angry that they almost vomited blood after seeing Zhang Fan's Weibo.
"This Zhang Fan's mouth is still so powerful. ”
Lu Kai couldn't help but shake his head when he looked at Zhang Fan's updated Weibo. The other staff of Panda TV looked at Zhang Fan's Weibo with admiration.
There is only one paragraph in Zhang Fan's Weibo, but this paragraph suddenly made Lu Xiaoou and they didn't know how to fight back.
"Come back, brothers, remember, never try to defeat a fool, because he will lower your IQ to the same level as him, and then defeat you with a lot of experience......"
In Wang Cong's villa in Shanghai City, Wang Cong laughed directly after seeing this sentence.
"This Fan brother is really right for taste. ”
Wang Cong was very happy during this time. Zhang Fan and "Fan Ge Show" became popular, which caused Panda's traffic to skyrocket. Yesterday, Wang Cong asked the professional team to evaluate it, and the panda is now worth as much as 1.2 billion.
In a month, the value of pandas skyrocketed by 700 million, which also made Wang Cong famous. So during this time, Wang Cong was called happy.
"Hehe, it's funny, someone doesn't even seem to finish junior high school, right? A person who hasn't finished junior high school actually says that a graduate student has a problem with his IQ. It's ridiculous......"
Lu Xiaoou directly @ Zhang Fan.
"Is that really okay? Okay? I'll give you a few brain teasers to test you. The tortoise and the hare race, and the pig is the referee. Later, the tortoise and the hare cross the finish line together, who do you think the referee will decide?"
Zhang Fan quickly posted a Weibo and directly @lv Xiaoou.
"Of course it's tied for first place, which is also a brain teaser?"
Lu Xiaoou replied disdainfully.
"Congratulations, you got it right. Please listen to the second question, it's the New Year, there are no New Year's goods, only a pig and a donkey, who will be killed first?"
"Of course it's pigs, we all eat pork during the New Year. ”
"Congratulations on answering correctly, please listen to the third question: put the three great sages of ancient times: Confucius, Mencius, Lao Tzu and an old sow together, and the next day the old sow became pregnant, neither Confucius did it, nor Mencius did it, so who did it?"
"Of course it's Lao Tzu. ”
"Congratulations on getting it right, please listen to the fourth question, a face fell from the sky, do you want it?"
"Don't ......"
"Listen to Question 5: You are running against a bear, what do you hope to do?"
"I'll win......"
"Listen to the last question: Why doesn't a pig turn when it comes out of the house and sees a tree?"
"The pigs can't react. ”
Zhang Fan and Lu Xiaoou quickly interacted on Weibo, and both sides quickly replied to six questions in a row.
"Hey, if I don't play anymore, I'm afraid that if I continue to play, my IQ will be lowered by you. Don't be a host, just fart and chase after it. ”
Zhang Fan finally posted a Weibo, which made Lu Xiaoou's face turn blue, and netizens laughed directly.
"Zhang Fan, what do you mean? Am I not right? Well, let's talk about the specific answer. ”
Lu Xiaoou asked directly.
"There are brain wrecks every year, and this year there are a lot of them. I've seen people pick up money, but I really haven't seen people pick up scolding. Considering the IQ problem, I will give you answers one by one. ”
Zhang Fan replied to Lu Xiaoou again, and attached the answer, when he saw the answer, Lu Xiaoou was so angry that he almost smashed the computer.
"Hahaha, I see, Brother Fan is too damaged......"
"Brother Fan is really powerful, it turns out that this is the answer. ”
"These questions are big holes. No matter how you answer, it's a pit. ”
Netizens discussed fiercely, and these brain teasers were also forwarded and swiped by everyone.
"Niuniu, sister will give you a brain teaser. ”
In a college dormitory, a girl raised her head and said to the girl next to her.
"Okay......"
Niu Niu nodded.
"The tortoise and the hare race, and the pig is the referee. Later, the tortoise and the hare cross the finish line together, who do you think the referee will decide?"
The girl looked at Niu Niu and asked.
"It's supposed to be a win-win, right?"
Niu Niu thought for a while and said.
"I don't know, the pig knows. ”
The girl's words made Niu Niu react.
"Ah, you're so bad......"
"Haha, you're too stupid......"
There was a commotion in the dormitory, and these brain teasers were circulating quickly on the Internet.