"Haha, Brother Fan's pit is too deep, and if you don't have enough IQ, you will really be pitted ......"

"Lu Xiaoou, let's fart and chase after it. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info plays IQ with Brother Fan, and I don't know how to die. ”

"Haha, graduate student Lu, may I ask how your graduate student came from. ”

"It seems that IQ has nothing to do with academic qualifications......"

"Tickled me to death......"

"To sum up, Lu Xiaoou has been a pig, a donkey, and a sow has become pregnant, and he is shameless, he is more than a beast, and he doesn't know how to make brain teasers......"

"Tickled me to death......"

The Internet became lively, Lu Xiaoou's residence, Lu Xiaoou was directly dropped by Zhang Fan's mobile phone.

"What's wrong?"

Lu Xiaoou's wife walked in, and when she saw Lu Xiaoou's gloomy face, she couldn't help but ask. When I passed in front of the computer, I looked at the computer curiously, and I was instantly attracted by the content on the computer.

Q: The tortoise and the hare race, and the pig is the referee. Later, the tortoise and the hare cross the finish line together, who do you think the referee will decide?"

Answer: Pigs know the answer.

Question: It's the New Year, there are no New Year's goods, only a pig and a donkey, who will be killed first?"

Answer: Kill pigs, donkeys think the same way. Kill donkeys, pigs think the same way.

Question: The three great sages of ancient times: Confucius, Mencius, Lao Tzu and an old sow were locked together, and the old sow became pregnant the next day, neither Confucius did it nor Mencius, so who did it?

Answer: Answering Lao Tzu means that you have made the pig pregnant

Q: Do you want a face from the sky?"

Answer: Yes, it means that you have been shameless before. Don't, it means you're shameless now

Q: You run against bears, what do you hope to be?

Answer: If you lose, you are not as good as a beast. You win, and you are more than a beast. Tie, you're like a beast.

Question: Why doesn't a pig turn when he comes out of the house and sees a tree?

Answer: Pigs don't make brain teasers.

Seeing Zhang Fan's Weibo, Lu Xiaoou's wife couldn't help laughing.

"Who is this......?

Lu Xiaoou's wife couldn't help but ask, this sentence made Lu Xiaoou's face even more ugly.

"Humph......"

Lu Xiaoou snorted coldly and walked directly into the bedroom. Lu Xiaoou's wife didn't dare to say anything when she looked at Lu Xiaoou's face, and followed into the bedroom.

Zhang Fan's quick counterattack completely blinded Lu Xiaoou and them. It's not a level at all, and it's self-inflicted to jump out again.

In the evening, Zhang Fan's Weibo was updated again. This update has no text, just a video uploaded.

"Brother Fan's Weibo has updated ......"

At Zhao Ying's home, Zhao Ying saw Zhang Fan's Weibo update and quickly clicked on the video. Zhao Ying is a fan of Zhang Fan, and it is the first time she has seen such an artist when she is young and rebellious. Those classic swearing words and brain teasers made Zhao Ying pit many people.

"What is this?

When the video played, Zhao Ying became curious.

"You only see my salary, but you don't see my sweat......"

The video starts playing, and the first shot shows Huilong Mountain Spring holding up a 180 million sign. The second shot is Zhang Fan's constant revision of the draft again and again late at night.

The two shots were paired with Zhang Fan's two sentences, which made Zhao Ying feel numb in an instant, and the whole person seemed to be electrocuted.

"You have your rules, I have my choices......"

The third shot appeared, Zhang Fan was sitting there, holding the copywriting of "Brother Fan Show" in his hand. There was an old and ugly woman sitting next to her, this woman reached out to touch Zhang Fan's hand, but was pushed away by Zhang Fan.

In the fourth shot, Zhang Fan used a simple stage to conduct the first live broadcast of "Brother Fan".

"You deny my present, I decide my future ......"

In the fifth shot, Zhang Fan held the planning of "Brother Fan", which was rejected again and again.

The sixth shot, "Fan Ge Show" was a big success in Panda.

"You laugh at me for having nothing and not worthy of love, and I pity you for always waiting. ”

In the seventh shot, a rich second-generation is standing next to a Ferrari, holding flowers in his hand, and a bodyguard holding an umbrella next to him, and a beautiful woman walks out of a building. And Zhang Fan was also standing next to him, just a simple gift box in his hand.

In the eighth shot, the girl happily took Zhang Fan's gift and Zhang Fan left, leaving only the rich second generation with a confused face.

"You can despise my youth, and I will prove whose time it is. ”

In the ninth shot, "Fan Ge Show" was rejected again and again, but Zhang Fan did not give up, on the construction site, in the bar, in the factory, on the street, and in the detention center. While working part-time, he perfected the copywriting of "Fan Ge Show".

In the tenth shot, "Fan Ge Show" was a great success, and Zhang Fan stood brightly under the spotlight with a smile.

"Dreams are destined to be lonely journeys, where doubts and ridicule are indispensable. But so what, even if you are covered with bruises, you have to live beautifully. ”

Under the lens, the glass fell one by one, and there were scenes inside. There are denials, ridicule, insults, tears, and hardship. Zhang Fan walked in it, and finally raised his fist to shatter it all.

"I'm Zhang Fan, and I speak for myself......"

At the end of the shot, Zhang Fan stood in the dark space and said with a smile. The screen was pulled down, and the three big characters of "Brother Fan" appeared, accompanied by Zhang Fan's narration: Brother Fan, let's see you or leave.

The whole video lasted more than a minute, and after watching this advertisement, Zhao Ying's tears couldn't help but welled up.

"Is this an advertisement? Why do I want to cry? ”

"I speak for myself, and I say it well......"

"Brother Fan, come on, young people are not afraid to question ......"

"Let those who question fuck off......"

"Crying, really crying......"

"Brother Fan, come on, what's wrong with dropping out of junior high school? What's wrong with being a dung digger? What's wrong with selling pirated CDs? What's wrong with being detained? We have capital when we're young, and God didn't give us a rich family, just to let us work hard ...... ourselves."

"I speak for myself......"

It's on fire, Zhang Fan's advertisement is completely popular. It has been reprinted by countless netizens. My endorsement for myself has been played bad by everyone, and various versions of my endorsement for myself have been released.

Student Edition: You only see my scores, but you don't see my efforts. You have your papers, I have my answers. You laugh at me for not scoring high enough to be fun, I pity you for always wanting to go to a prestigious school. You can underestimate our achievements, and we will prove whose century it is. Reading is a painful journey, and there are always frustrations and low scores along the way. But so what, even if you don't have a course, you have to hang calmly. I'm a student and I speak for myself.

Post-90s version: You only hear my story, but you don't see the road I have walked. You have your way of life, I have my way of life. You can laugh at me for not getting anything done, and I pity you for being a conformist. You can achieve temporary victories. But time will tell whose time this is. Success is destined to be a painful journey, so what? Even if it withers, it will bloom. I am a post-90s generation, and I speak for myself.

It's on fire, it's on fire completely. The website named this kind of paragraph Zhang Fanti, so various versions of Zhang Fanti were quickly released.