99. Suddenly, like a spring breeze overnight
Xiang Shuying's revenge came quickly, and the next day Li Xiang received a complaint call from Dou Dou during a rehearsal in the company.
"You said that my aunt is a big villain? She has always been a big bad guy, did you just find out? You are a child who does not have a strong sense of survival. Li Xiang finished lunch and was walking up the stairs back to the dormitory, saying on the phone as he walked.
Dou Dou was on the other side of the phone with a pouting and wanted to cry, why didn't her brother seem to be comforting her, but laughing at her?
"Boom~Brother, you want to help Dou Dou beat up Auntie~"
"Auntie is an elder, how dare I do it casually, in this way, you first tell me how you were unlucky, how did Auntie play tricks on you?"
Dou Dou Balabala, to the effect that when she was taking a nap, her aunt painted her a big flower face.
"Huh~" Dou Dou said on the phone with a cry, and then said angrily: "There is a mustache!"
"Oh, there are mustaches, the master said that those with mustaches are little villains. ”
"Auntie is the little villain, she's the big villain!"
"Yes, yes, she's really a big badass, except for the mustache?"
Tell it and let my brother make up the picture, be happy, be happy, and be happy
Dou Dou Balabala, she has a small worm on her left little face and a little pig on her right little face.
"The little bug is a sugar baby. Dou Dou added.
"Pitiful, Dou Dou is so pitiful, is there anything else?"
The picture has been made up in my brain, and I am holding back my laughter.
Dou Dou continued to complain, the big flower face was not finished, this evil aunt also painted a small flower face on her ten toes, each toe has a small face, eyebrows, beard, mouth and eyes. According to the aunt, these are joy, anger, sorrow, sorrow, and sorrow, and the little pig is one little pig, two little pigs, three little pigs, and four little pigs.
And that's not all.
"And??" asked Li Xiang in surprise.
Dou Dou nodded and said angrily: "There is still ~"
"What is it?"
Dou Dou said that the aunt lifted her little clothes while she was sleeping, and drew a circle around her little navel. According to my aunt later, this is a black hole, and the navel eye of the sinus is the center of the black hole, the source of all evil in the universe.
After listening, Li Xiang decisively chose to stand on Dou Dou's side, and said angrily: "Dou Dou, don't cry, where is my aunt now? Give her the phone, and I'll give her a lecture!"
At the same time, I was very shocked that after drawing so much, this little pig didn't wake up?
Dou Dou immediately looked around happily, his aunt was not here, she had been taught a lesson by her grandmother and grandfather, and she was locked in the room.
The little guy asked Li Xiang to wait for a while, then wiped his eyes, jumped off the sofa with a click, ran into Xiang Shuying's room with bare feet, and said to the aunt who was surfing the Internet with Erlang's legs crossed: "Hmph~"
Xiang Shuying looked sideways, oops, rare guest, and said with a smile: "Ha~"
Dou Dou looked at her angrily, hugged the phone in his hand and said loudly: "Brother, hurry up and teach your aunt!" ”
Li Xiang said on the phone: "You quickly give the phone to my aunt." ”
Dou Dou immediately handed the mobile phone to Xiang Shuying, and said happily: "Auntie, you are scolded, my brother will help Dou Dou!"
Xiang Shuying took the phone and said gloomily, "Little elephant?"
"It's an elephant!" Dou Dou said loudly as he stood beside him.
On the phone that Dou Dou couldn't hear, Li Xiang was discussing with Xiang Shuying, coaxing the children, is the performance good, and will continue to watch the game tomorrow.
"Yes, yes, it's my fault. ”
"Dou Dou is so cute, how can I do it. ”
"I already knew I was wrong, and I was scolded by my grandmother. ”
......
Seeing the poor Baba who was taught by her brother Li Elephant, Dou Dou on the side was smiling and happy, and the little man in black who mastered the emotions of sadness and revenge in his little belly was quickly eliminated by the little man in red who mastered happiness and optimism, and then regained the dominance of Li Doudou's child, and ran away with this human child jumping up and down with joy......
Because of her aunt's serious repentance, and her sister and grandparents said good things, Dou Dou had already forgiven her at two o'clock in the afternoon, and asked her to take her shopping, and saw her brother Li Elephant on the street.
"Elephant, why are you swollen here??" Dou Dou asked loudly while standing at the intersection of Shengjing Pedestrian Street with his little head held high.
"It's my brother. The teacher stood beside Dou Dou, and the two held hands, which was requested by the aunt, and the two little people were connected in a string to facilitate the care.
Xiang Shuying stood behind them and looked up at the giant electronic display screen at the intersection of the pedestrian street, on which Li Xiang's figure appeared, which was the latest promotional photo he took for the clothes of talented and beautiful women.
Xiang Shuying couldn't help but say to the two children: "Your brother is so handsome, like a big man." ”
Dou Dou and the master couldn't understand what the big man meant, Dou Dou thought for a while and said, "He is an elephant ~ Li Elephant!"
The teacher had a different opinion, "My brother is a baby elephant, because, because my brother is still a child, my mother's baby." ”
"He's so spicy~" Dou Dou gestured with both hands, encircled herself and her sister, and signaled that Li Elephant was really super big, and one person was as big as the two of them.
"Sister, we are the little babies. ”
Elephants are so big, they can't be small babies, they are so small that they are little babies, cute and fierce.
The teacher argued: "The teacher heard the mother calling my brother and the baby. ”
"Huh?" Dou Dou said with a surprised expression that she hadn't heard her mother say this, and that her mother had only called her little sisters like this.
The two little babies stood on the street and argued whether Li Xiang was a baby or not, whether he was an elephant or a baby elephant.
Li Xiang's latest promotional photos for the clothing of talented and beautiful women have been distributed, not only Shengjing, but also branches across the country have received promotional materials, this time Li Xiang's image suddenly entered major cities across the country, suddenly like a night of spring breeze, thousands of trees and pear blossoms.
This is just the beginning, in the near future, Li Xiang will also shoot commercials for talented and beautiful women's clothing, some alone, and some with another spokesperson, Li Bingyun, and now the clothing company is making an appointment with both parties.
Dou Dou and Shishi stood at the intersection of the pedestrian street, behind them were Li Xiang's propaganda posters that were more than ten times their size, and the two little babies stood in front of the posters, smiling brightly, and raised their scissor hands to let their aunts take pictures of them.
After the photo was taken, the two little ones jumped up and down and couldn't wait for the aunt to show them the photo, and they wanted to send it to their brother immediately.
Xiang Shuying handed over the phone to the two children and let them enjoy their cute photos. She looked not far from the display screen at the intersection, where there was a building, and the entire body of the building was decorated with a huge poster, which was an advertisement for a watch, and the gorgeous watch was worn on the wrist of a handsome middle-aged man, this is the big star Liu Guanglun, the Asian superstar, and the film and television song.
Compared with Liu Guanglun's poster, Li Xiang's poster can only be regarded as pediatric.
Dou Dou's voice sounded beside him: "My brother can also become so big~"
Xiang Shuying looked down, only to see Dou Dou pointing to Liu Guanglun's poster, she was not good at hitting the tall image of a brother in the eyes of children, but she still pouted and said: "If your brother can get there, auntie, I will run naked here!"
Anyway, I can't understand the two little points in front of me!
PS: Thank you windsong1975, dreams lingering, lack of social beatings, book friends 20170627115324318, conea, reading books and other people for their rewards.