98, Tong Yan Wuji (two chapters in one)
Xiang Shuying is not so easy for Li Xiang to dismiss.
The white, tender, tender and fragrant Li Doudou children rushed into Xiang Shuying's room excitedly, the teacher didn't go, the teacher came to Li Xiang's side to care about whether her brother's face hurt, she was worried about Li Xiang being hit in the face by a water gun.
Li Xiang really wanted to ask why you were laughing at the time since you cared so much?!! but seeing the little sister's concerned face, it was not like a fake, and it could only be attributed to auditory hallucinations at that time, it was fake!
When Li wanted to whisper to his teacher, Dou Dou was already bold enough to tease Shuying.
Xiang Shuying is trying on a dress, a white floral dress, which is very good-looking, showing the slender figure of women.
Of course, the premise is that the woman's figure is really slim.
Xiang Shuying definitely belongs to this ranks, she is not only good-looking, but also has a fiery figure, which is diametrically opposed to Dou Dou's figure.
What is the body shape that is diametrically opposed to the sinus?
She is tall, with small sinuses and a fleshy mound. She should be thin and thin, she should be convex and convex, she has no fat where there is more flesh in the sinus, and she bulges where there is no flesh in the sinus.
It's men who like Xiang Shuying's figure, and then ridicule Dou Dou's figure. Well, excluding small children, especially little girls.
Dou Dou curiously leaned over to her to take a look, looked in circles, and observed 360 degrees without dead ends.
Xiang Shuying saw that the child looked like a little grandma entering the Grand View Garden, and asked with a smile: "Is my aunt in super good shape?"
Dou Dou didn't know what it meant to be in super good shape, so he nodded confusedly, and said in a milky voice: "Well, my aunt is really white." β
Is there any causal relationship between being in good shape and being really white? No, it can be seen that Li Doudou, a little friend, doesn't know what her aunt is asking at all, she is talking nonsense, and she is talking good things.
It's impossible to say good things, and with the opposite figure of her, she is naturally hostile, and the next sentence will make Xiang Shuying frown.
Li Dou Dou's children saw that their aunt was so beautiful in this dress, but she was a little nervous, and blurted out: "Auntie, you are fat, you can't wear new clothes, you take it off and let Dou Dou wear it." β
After taking a shower, she was forced by her grandmother not to wear a princess dress, but instead put on a small yellow loose shorts and a small white tank top, exposing her fleshy little body without reservation. She was a little princess a second ago, and after taking a bath, she became a bear child at the mouth of the alley.
Xiang Shuying stared at the little child who was looking at her with blank eyes, and said coldly: "Give you another chance, think about it before you speak, is my aunt fat?"
Don't think about it, Dou Dou immediately nodded, "Fat, auntie, fat, fat, so fat, auntie, are you swollen and fat?
While speaking, the child also circled around Xiang Shuying, as if he was making a second all-round observation, trying to figure out which part of the body was fat.
Xiang Shuying resisted the urge to beat the child immediately, squatted down and grabbed Dou Dou to him and asked, "Then tell me where my aunt is fat?" β
"Huh?"
"Don't ha, think about it. β
Dou Dou realized that something was wrong, and finally realized that something was wrong, and broke free, but he didn't break free, and was firmly caught by his aunt.
If you catch it, you can catch it, this is not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is that this aunt stared at her viciously, as if she was going to eat the cute child in her stomach.
"Ho ho ho ho ~ Auntie, you are so white, you are so good-looking. Dou Dou's desire to survive exploded, and she began her usual tricks, smirking, and saying brainless good things.
Xiang Shuying: "That's it, why don't you say that my aunt is really thin?"
Sinus: ( Μ. Μ)
"Say!"
Dou Dou blinked his eyes wide, knowing that he was going to be beaten again, so he hurriedly rolled his big eyes, suddenly stretched out his right hand, raised his index finger and gently tapped at the bulging chest that Shuying was close to him, and said with a smile: "Ho ho ho ho ~ Auntie, your grandma is fat, auntie, Dou Dou wants to drink grandma, can you give Dou Dou Dou a drink grandma?
The little guy stretched out his little tongue and licked his lips, and the more he talked, the more heart-warming he became, and began to pretend: "Auntie's grandma must be delicious, I really want to drink, ho ho β
Shouted.
Direction sparse shadow: o(*////β½////*)q
She looked at the door and locked it, but the door of the atrium could not be locked, Rao was spicy, and she was shy at the moment, seeing the child in front of her staring at her chest and licking her little tongue, she quickly stood up and stayed away from it, and was worried about pounce and eat it when it was late.
But after running for a while, I can't run for a lifetime. Dou Dou followed closely at Xiang Shuying's feet, like a fart. It's okay to say if it's just a fart, but the problem is that this farts is yelling and yelling.
"Don't say it!"
"Drink grandma ~ drink grandma ~"
"Don't-say-la!"
"Dou Dou wants to drink grandma~ Dou Dou wants to drink grandma!
"You're telling me to beat someone again!"
"The baby is hungry!"
"Just had dinner!"
"Hungry, hungry~Eat grandma!Auntie~"
Xiang Shuying understood, this was not hunger, but gluttony.
She looked at the door of the room, worried that she would be heard, she was surrounded by a child and yelled at her grandmother, and she was ashamed: "Don't call it, don't call it, my aunt told you......"
I don't know what benefits Xiang Shuying promised Dou Dou, Dou Dou finally stopped shouting, stood in front of her, raised his little head and asked in disbelief: "Really?
"I don't lie to you! Lie to your aunt is a puppy. β
"Okay~Hehehe~" Dou Dou finally smiled, his big eyes looked at Xiang Shuying, and Xiang Shuying was uncomfortable, and he always felt like he was going to be unlucky.
"Go out and go out ~ play by yourself ~"
"Ho ho ho ho ho
Xiang Shuying: "Where did I beat you?
"Fight!" Dou Dou suddenly became angry, I don't know where her anger was hidden before, just come on, "You hit Dou Dou yesterday ......"
This is not over, Dou Dou counted his fingers and introduced to Shuying that she beat Dou Dou one day, so after counting, she beat Dou Dou for two days out of three days, and she became more and more angry as she spoke, Auntie is really a big demon king, every day is to eat and sleep and fight Dou Dou!
The baby wants to settle the old account and the new account together.
Xiang Shuying looked at the little child in front of him, this child really can't be treated as a child, he remembers things so clearly when he is only 4 years old, and he can remember which three times a day he played, and when each time it was, it's really a success!
"Dou Dou's ass still hurts, hum~" Dou Dou concluded.
Xiang Shuying didn't admit it: "Where, I didn't hit your little ass." β
Dou Dou said angrily: "Fight~ Auntie, you fight!"
Spanking a child's ass and not admitting it is worse than spanking a fart.
She was worried that her aunt was cheating, so she took off her little pants without hesitation, revealing her little fart to show her aunt, "Look, auntie~ red!"
"Ah-Li Doudou, are you ashamed~" Xiang Shuying covered his face, not ashamed because he saw his ass, his little sister's fart was not that he hadn't seen it, but he was ashamed of his little sister's behavior of taking off her pants if she didn't agree with her.
Dou Dou smirked, picked up his trousers, put them on, looked at Xiang Shuying proudly with his head held high and said, "The Lun family said it, you hit the Lun family's little ass, you are a bad guy~"
Xiang Shuying couldn't understand why the child who had just promised benefits to appease him suddenly turned over the old accounts, and more importantly, what she said was basically true, and the physical evidence of the little fart was also there.
"What do you want. Xiang Shuying said angrily, although the child in front of her is only 4 years old, and they have known each other for a short time, she already knows the character of this little guy very well.
Dou Dou was waiting for this sentence, and when he heard this, he immediately said seriously: "Auntie, you have to apologize to Dou Dou and say I'm sorry!"
"What?!" asked Xiang Shuying in disbelief.
"Say I'm sorry! Apologize to Dou Dou, you hit Dou Dou! Hmph~" Dou Dou said while plucking up his courage, and his little feet took a step back, ready to slip away. What if my aunt not only didn't apologize, but also continued to beat her up?!
"You're asking me to apologize to you?"
"Hmm~"
"See what this is?"
Stretch out a slap to Shuying.
"One, two, three, four, five. β
Xiang Shuying: (θΉθΉ)
"It's a slap!"
Dou Dou understood, this was to beat her, but she was not afraid now, she immediately shouted: "Eat grandma, eat grandma, auntie give Dou Dou to eat grandma~"
Xiang Shuying was startled, and immediately put away the slap, grabbed Li Doudou, and covered her little mouth: "What are you yelling about, don't say it, don't say it, didn't you promise not to say it just now?!
"Woooooooo
Xiang Shuying let go of his hand, Dou Dou exhaled deeply, and said angrily: "Auntie said that she didn't beat Dou Dou, why did she still beat the Lun family's ass." β
Xiang Shuying held his forehead with his hand, what he said made sense, this child.
Seeing that Dou Dou had nothing to say, Dou Dou continued to defend his rights: "Apologize to Dou Dou~ Auntie said I'm sorry!"
"......", Xiang Shuying understood that this child thought that he had caught her weakness and used it as a threat, and if he didn't say sorry, he would drink her grandmother.
"I'm sorry~"
Xiang Shuying can bend and stretch, and say simply.
"Huh?"
"Ha what a clam, I've already said I'm sorry, if you dare to yell at me again, grandma, I'll beat you up!" said Xiang Shuying fiercely.
"Hee hee ......hee" Dou Dou got his wish, happy, with his little hands on his back, he couldn't help but walk up the big goose steps, swayed, walked to the side of the big bed, climbed up with his hands and feet, and began to roll on it~ giggling happily while rolling, not happy.
Xiang Shuying looked at this rolling child, and really wanted to pounce on piapiapia and beat him, he was really angry with his mother.
She opened the door hatefully and went out, never wanting to be alone with this little elf again!
"Auntie, auntie~"
"What?!"
"Let's get the ball out~"
Dou Dou rolled over on the bed, his hair was messy, and he had all the standard characteristics of a bear child in Xiang Shuying's eyes.
You're a ball!
Xiang Shuying really wants to say you, who wants to roll on the bed with you!
"My aunt is going to play the piano, because my aunt is a little princess. β
When Dou Dou heard this, he rolled again, kicked his aunt's pillow under the bed with a hidden foot, and then picked up a little pig doll on the bed, jumped off the big bed with a click, and followed Xiang Shuying with his bare feet, "Auntie, auntie, Dou Dou is also a little princess, and Dou Dou also wants to play the piano~"
Xiang Shuying said without replying, "Don't you follow me, okay?" I don't want to play with you anymore. β
A small milk voice came from behind him, "Hehehehe, my aunt is so white, so thin, so good-looking~Big mold girl~"
Xiang Shuying looked back and saw a bright little face, he was really helpless, he had just turned his face to settle old accounts, and now he was smiling and grinning, why was it so difficult to get rid of it.
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Because he was tempted by his aunt, Dou Dou's children really started a milk addiction, and they kept shouting to drink grandma at night, but fortunately they didn't shout around Shuying, but around their grandmother and Li Xiang, Rao was so frightened that he hid from Shuying.
Grandma made a bottle of milk powder for her and her sister, and the two little ones sat on the sofa in the living room with a bottle in their arms, and the TV was turned on for them.
"Little elephant, why don't you go and accompany Master Dou Dou to see the little demon fairy?" Xiang Shuying asked when he saw Li Xiang sitting in the room reading a book.
Li Xiang smiled and said, "I'm not going, you can go if you want." β
Xiang Shuying didn't doubt that there was him, he really went, and as soon as he walked to the living room, he was targeted by Li Doudou's children, and the little hand that grabbed the bottle was free, pointing at her and saying in a milky voice: "Balabala Little Demon Fairy, turn my aunt into a home." β
Towards the shadow: (β¬ Μ Μ Μ)
Why is she always the one who gets hurt tonight!
There was also a loud laugh from Li Xiang's ears, and Xiang Shuying turned his head and glared at him fiercely, this guy definitely did it on purpose.
"What do you say, you have the courage to say it again!" Xiang Shuying wants to be more serious with children.
"Balabala Little Demon Fairy, turn you bad woman into a little worm!"
Xiang Shuying looked at the TV angrily, this is the voice coming from the TV!
"Hey, hey, hey, hahaha~"
This is Dou Dou rolling with laughter.
"Hee-hee-hee~Hiccup~"
This is the teacher laughing while drinking grandma, hiccuping.
Xiang Shuying is crazy, why is the whole world working against her!