At this time, the master had already hated the person who wrote the porcelain technique, and what he wrote was so bad that his life was not guaranteed.

"Boss, murder is against the law, you can't do it. Sun Yifu said.

The former secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Aunt Zhang, I still have help, wait for me!"

"Don't I know?" Cai Zhicheng glared back at Sun Yifu, "You have to buy a knife, white gloves, and a suitcase to kill him...... If you're afraid of pain, you have to buy him painkillers, where will you get the money?"

Money that shouldn't be spent should never be spent.

"Boss, throw it in the East China Sea and feed the sharks! cut a few knives on your body, and the smell of blood attracts sharks to come, and it's safe." Wang Enmao proposed.

"yes, I didn't think of that. Sun Yifu echoed: "In this way, no one will suspect us." ”

The breath that the master had just relaxed brought up to his throat again.

Ahem... Ahem, ahem...

After swallowing a few saliva, I choked on myself, which would blush and cough desperately.

Cai Zhicheng nodded thoughtfully, it is not a good way to do this.

It doesn't cost money, and it's not afraid of being found by the police.

"But will the shark dislike the old man's flesh too old?"

What can this skinny taste like?

It's like eating the cowboy bone that can't be chewed, chewing it for a long time, it's still in the mouth, a big piece, swallow it, smack your stomach, vomit it, and you're afraid of disgusting others.

My friend's grandfather went swimming in the sea and was half-eaten by a shark. Wang Enmao said.

Cai Zhicheng glanced at him, puzzled by this:

"Why don't you eat the rest of it?

"It's not. Wang Enmao shook his head, "I heard that the old man had bad breath and smoked the shark away." ”

Such a fate?

But if you leave half of it, won't it leave evidence of the crime?

Cai Zhicheng turned his head, stared at the master on the ground who didn't dare to take his breath, and his chest was fluctuating, and asked, "Hey, old man, do you have bad breath?"

"Yes!" the master replied without thinking about it, "I was born with bad breath, and once kissed a female classmate and smoked her alive in the hospital. ”

For the sake of life, the image is no longer needed.

Make it up if you can.

Aunt Zhang hopes you don't see this conversation.

……

Do you really have bad breath?

Cai Zhicheng looked at the master with a disgusted expression, and after a while, he showed a regretful expression:

"Then it looks like you can only eat the lower half of your body. ”

"Don't!" the master raised his hand and shook it constantly, and pointed to his feet again, "I also have a problem with my feet, typical Savaste stinky feet, every time I go to the fish treatment, before I have slippers, someone calls 120." If you don't believe me, you can mix rotten tomatoes, durian, canned herring, etc., and you'll have a rough idea of what my feet taste like. ”

"For the sake of world peace and harmony in the animal world, don't throw me to feed the sharks. ”

“……”

Cai Zhicheng and the van driver glanced at each other, their eyes were full of suspicion, obviously not believing the nonsense that the old man said.

"So what do you want?" asked Cai Zhicheng.

Why is this old man so difficult, can't he feed the sharks quickly?

Now it's still smelly of mouth, smelly feet or something, isn't it obvious that you can't get along with yourself?

The master took out the five yuan he had deceived from his pocket, handed it to Cai Zhicheng, and sneered, "This is the last bit of money on me, you let me go." ”

Cai Zhicheng glanced at the five yuan in his hand and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, with a dissatisfied look on his face:

"It's only five dollars?

The master reluctantly took out another ten dollars, "This is really the last bit of money I have." ”

Cai Zhicheng took it viciously, fifteen yuan, enough to buy a pack of cigarettes.

He looked at the cloth bag on the master's body again, it was bulging, and it looked like there was something in it.

"Old man, don't force me to do it. ”

After that, he gestured to the old man's cloth bag with his eyes.

The master shouted in his heart: "This bald head is not a person, don't let this go." ”

He took out another twenty, his expression was painful, and his eyes flashed with bitterness, "I swear by Aunt Zhang, who is pursuing, this is really the last money I have, if there is a lie, I will curse that I can't catch up with her, and let her run away with other old men." ”