Girlfriend?

Bad breath and bad feet dare to chase other girls...... Aunt?

Cai Zhicheng's eyes were like torches, still staring at the master's tattered cloth bag.

"Sun Yifu, grab his bag for me!"

"Yes. ”

As soon as the order fell, Sun Yifu stepped forward to grab the bag.

"You guys, what are you doing? Robbery is against the law!"

The master trembled and retreated, and the fear in his eyes continued to flick over one after another.

What he was afraid of was not that the money in his pocket would be robbed, but that there was a terrible book in it - the art of touching porcelain.

If this book is discovered, it will inevitably be severely beaten.

"Run!"

The master held his breath, and as if he had stepped on Hot Wheels, he slipped around and ran.

"Boss, he ran away!" Sun Yifu stood calmly in place, looking at the direction of the master's departure, the expression on his face did not fluctuate.

"Then you won't chase?"

"When I do strenuous exercise like running at night, I'm afraid of sudden death. ”

Wang Enmao frowned, staring at the master's back for a while, and a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes.

"I see!"

"What do you know?" Sun Yifu frowned, looking a little flustered.

Did he find out that I went for a run every night and was ready to expose me?

Wang Enmao's brows were relaxed, and the light under his eyes appeared again.

"Did you notice that the old man was running fast?"

Not only is it fast, it is simply a humanoid sports car, which accelerates 100 kilometers in a second.

But can't we see it?

Cai Zhicheng and Sun Yifu looked at Wang Enmao like fools.

"Cut two knives and feed the sharks?" Cai Zhicheng asked.

Sun Yifu replied: "I think it's okay, our team doesn't need fools. ”

They are the No. 1 gangsters in the city, and they should be eliminated at any time and accepted by the good.

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"Oops. Wang Enmao was speechless and helped his forehead, "Think about it, he was still lying on the ground wailing before, like a broken leg, and he was running so fast now, is there any connection between you?"

"This old guy touches porcelain!"

"He's M, chase it!"

Several people got into the car.

The van driver looked at Cai Zhicheng and asked, "Where to chase?"

There was a fork in the road ahead, and the old man didn't know which way to run.

"He's M, don't let me meet him next time, otherwise..."

"Boss, what Aunt Zhang is chasing him, let him cry. Wang Enmao squeezed his eyes and raised his eyebrows, revealing a very witty look.

"Yes, boss, cuckold him!!!" Sun Yifu echoed.

"Chase, chase!" Cai Zhicheng raised his eyes slightly and slapped the van driver on the head.

The van driver was stunned, touched the place where he was beaten, and looked at Cai Zhicheng innocently.

What's wrong with me? I didn't speak? Why did you hit me?

I'm just a gas bag van driver who doesn't deserve a name, right?

"What are you looking at?" Cai Zhicheng's eyelids were fully propped out, and he glared at the van driver, "Drive!"

After speaking, I looked at Huang Yong, who was asleep in the back, and didn't wake up, but it was okay.

When I woke up, I inevitably had another burst of fragrant language.

The van driver sighed, swallowed bitter tears in his stomach, changed gears with a click, and drove away.

......

The master ran as hard as he could, and finally stopped at the corner of a street.

Lifting his breath, his face was pale and weak, and his eyes looked behind him sneakily, but there was no one, so he breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the ground, panting.

"Whew. I haven't run for decades, and now my body almost falls apart when I run. ”

"These guys, it's really hateful, in broad daylight... The night is dark and the wind is high, the gang commits crimes, is there any sense of law and order?"

The mouth kept muttering, and there was a sound of footsteps behind him, and the master's ears moved, listening to the steps, it seemed to be two people.

He looked back and saw a strong man holding a woman's hand and walking with a satisfied face, the corners of his mouth were reflected by the street lamp, greasy, it should have just finished supper.

The most peculiar thing is that the strong man is still holding a kitchen knife in his hand.

The master laughed sarcastically in his heart: "He looks so strong, but he is like a girl, and he has to bring a knife when he goes out for supper in the middle of the night, and he is cowardly." ”

"It's just, why does it look so familiar?"

The strong man and the woman were talking, sensing that there was someone in front of them, and raised their heads one after another.

At first glance, the strong man suddenly showed a fierce light on his face, and roared angrily:

"Old man who tells fortunes, I didn't expect to meet you here. It's really time to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to go, what kind of bad work you have to do. You pay me back five dollars!"

Fortune telling?

The master's head trembled, and he suddenly remembered that he had cheated this stupid big man of five dollars this afternoon.

"Hey. He sighed, rubbed his sore legs, and said, "The ancients said that those who do not plan for the overall situation are not enough to seek a domain, and those who do not plan for everything are not enough to plan for a while. Do you two know what that means?"

"What do you mean?" the puzzled look of the strong man and the woman was written on their faces.

The master sighed and pointed ahead, "Just look at the back of you." ”

"What's in the back?"

When the two of them turned their heads to look behind, the master raised his legs and ran in the opposite direction.

Fast as the wind!

Only the two strong men who were messy in the wind were left.