Chapter 277: Laughter
The next few days.
The film market has a surging taste, the advertisements of "Myth" are overwhelming, and the promotion of "Peacock" is not far behind, attracting countless attention in the industry.
It's like a fairy fight!
Compared with these two movies, the little cast of "Crazy Stone" doesn't even have a decent draft, and almost all rely on the shouts of Luo Xun and other actors......
That's it.
It's the end of September.
On the night of the 30th, the major movie theaters across the country were quite lively, and many moviegoers lined up in the cinema early to buy tickets, and the most popular movie was "Myth".
The second is "Peacock".
All this is what Luo Xun saw with his own eyes, he was in a movie theater at the moment, wearing a mask and a hat, no one recognized Luo Xun after the tightly wrapped, and the person who came with Luo Xun was the assistant Xiao Tao.
Kong Shuang didn't come over tonight because of something.
After checking the tickets, Luo Xun, who entered the theater, looked around and found that many seats were empty, and there were a few people sitting sparsely before and after, until the movie officially began, the attendance rate of the hall of "Crazy Stone" was still less than 30%, which was very different from the original premiere of "Kung Fu"!
Luo Xun remembered it very clearly.
When "Kung Fu" was released, I sat in the cinema in the early hours of the morning, surrounded by a dense audience, and excited discussions before the movie began.
And at this moment, the sound of discussion?
No one had any pre-screening discussions about "Crazy Stone", and everyone either chatted about unrelated topics before the movie officially began, or bowed their heads and played with their phones boredly.
This is normal.
After all, Luo Xun is not a star master, and he does not have the appeal of the other party, and "Crazy Stone" is not "Kung Fu", and he can't even catch up with a fraction of the latter in terms of investment.
"It would be nice to have fewer people. ”
A young couple sitting in the back row of Luo Xun was whispering, obviously not to watch a movie but for the purpose of dating, what the movie would show may not be a matter of concern to the couple at all-
Xiao Tao rolled his eyes speechlessly.
This is a movie that curses Brother Xun and no one watches it?
Fortunately, these two people are also qualified, although they use this kind of occasion for dating, but at the beginning of the movie, the two did not continue to grind their ears and temples and go straight to the topic, but simply watched the movie a few times first.
The movie begins.
The protagonist Bao Shihong, the factory director's son Xie Xiaomeng, Xu Zheng's secretary Four-eyed, the factory director Xie Bald and Brother Dao's trio took turns to appear, and the film's interpersonal relationships and character gradually had a clear display-
The story revolves around jadeite.
Xie Bald's handicraft factory is not doing well, and when it is about to close down, he accidentally finds a piece of jade in the toilet, and looks for an expert to see the jade that is worth a lot of money!
Heaven is endless.
Xie Balding hoped to use this to hype up the report and use the jade to sell it at a good price to ease the funds, but Feng Bald Tou, played by Xu Zheng, took a fancy to his land and wanted to buy Xie Bald's land to build a building, he didn't want to ruin his plan to buy this land because of the jade incident, so he let Four Eyes find a way to destroy it-
The story is completed at the beginning of the foreshadowing.
Everything revolves around this piece of jadeite.
Four-eyed was full of bad water, and directly hired the international thief Mike to steal the jade, and the international thief Mike was played by Luo Xun, he appeared wearing a fashionable leather coat, a brand-new white shirt inside, and a slight fermentation in his hair, very coquettish and stylish, and casually threw the cigarette butt into the four-eyed wine glass.
"Worthy of a master!"
Four-eyed said, "Ming, houch?"
Mike looked indifferent, looked in the mirror and slowly sorted out his clothes, took care of his breath, and then said in a light tone: "100,000 dollars." ”
"What do you want me to prepare?"
"One car is enough. ”
After striking a deal with the obscene Four Eyes about stealing jadeite, Mike, dressed as an international man, arrives at the station in Chongqing, carrying a silver box in his hand.
Sunglasses.
Slim-fitting leather jacket.
Brand new white shirt.
is still a handsome elite fan, compared with the dirt buns that appeared in the movie earlier, it is simply a clear stream in the whole movie, but unfortunately it is destined to be handsome for only three seconds-
"Guess who I am!"
When he took a taxi, his eyes were blindfolded by the black skin of the thief trio, and the other party said in a rather familiar joking tone: "Give you three chances!"
"You've mistaken someone. ”
Mike's tone was very flat, but Blackskin suddenly burst out laughing, as if he thought Mike's reaction was funny: "No, no, there are two more chances!"
"Please let it go. ”
Mike gradually loses patience.
Brother Dao and the two took advantage of this opportunity to throw Mike's box into the taxi, and left directly in the car, seeing that the two friends successfully completed the task, Heipi hurriedly said: "Okay, don't open your eyes first......
As he spoke, he fled quickly.
Mike opened his eyes and looked back, but he didn't find the figure of the black skin, but when he lowered his head, he found that the box had also disappeared, and he stayed in place for three seconds, as if it was messy in the wind:
"I'll give you a lung!"
Maybe he was really angry, he didn't speak Mandarin anymore, and the lines with a thick accent came out of Mike's mouth, which instantly contrasted with the elite image he had shown before, and this performance also touched the few audiences in the theater for the first time.
"I'll go!"
"Hahahaha!"
"That's funny, isn't it?"
"The big thief is educated by the little thief!"
The few audiences in the theater let out a lot of laughter, and even the girl in the little couple sitting behind Luo Xun slapped her thigh with joy at the moment, and her tone couldn't hide her cheerfulness: "I thought this Mike was a master of seeing blood and sealing his throat, and the price of his shot alone was 100,000 US dollars, but a few thieves set him up in a wave, look at this Yan's expression!"
"Oh......"
Her boyfriend came to the theater on a date, so he decided to watch "Crazy Stone", if he really wanted to watch the movie, he would choose the ticket for "Myth", but he didn't expect his girlfriend to watch this movie with relish, which no audience can buy tickets for, and directly ignored himself sitting next to him, and suddenly he was inevitably a little interested.
So he replied very perfunctorily.
As soon as the camera turned, Heipi opened Mike's box, while Brother Dao on the side was on the phone with his girlfriend.
Brother Dao's girlfriend asked Brother Dao to go out to play.
Brother Dao sternly refused, looking like I was for our future: "I don't understand, this stage is the rising period of my career, how can I walk away!"
At first glance, it sounds fine.
However, Brother Dao, as a thief, is still so serious, but it once again touched the laughter of the audience in the theater, and many people were laughing.
"Hahahaha!"
The girl in the back was also completely attracted by the movie at the moment, and smiled even more heartily: "This Dao brother is too capable of, he treats petty theft as a career, and there is no one who can be so arrogant!"
"Hmm. ”
Her boyfriend said casually.
The girl was dissatisfied: "Isn't it funny?"
The boy said casually: "Maybe I'm a person with a high laugh...... I've watched a lot of low-budget comedy movies of this level...... It's not interesting...... Many foreign small-budget comedy movies are much better than this. ”