Shen Jialiang didn't lie.

His laughter is indeed very high!

However, he looked very disdainful of "Crazy Stone" in fact, he pretended to be, this movie is not so bad, the few laughs that have appeared so far are well choreographed, although it is not enough to make Shen Jialiang feel wonderful, but it is also qualified, what really makes him so disdainful of this movie is that -

This movie!

Ruined their own date!

In Shen Jialiang's view, the drunkard's intention is not to drink, only those poor single dogs will watch movies seriously, as for couples, don't they all go to the cinema for dating?

At this time......

Shen Jialiang felt like he was robbed of the female ticket by the movie, and he suddenly realized in his heart: "No wonder she was very angry when I played the game before, as if she was eating someone's vinegar, probably because I ignored her when I was too obsessed with playing games." ”

That being said.

Shen Jialiang's impression of "Crazy Stone" will still not change, even though he is watching this movie when he is extremely bored, who let his girlfriend ignore him?

"Cut. ”

Shen Jialiang's girlfriend Liu Yue snorted, and seemed to be a little dissatisfied with her boyfriend's evaluation of "Crazy Stone", but at this moment, the movie has already reached the highlights, so Shen Yue didn't say anything, her eyes were glued to the screen, and she didn't want to miss a little plot-

The theft has begun!

The news of the jade found in Mike's box, the Dao brother trio also set their sights on this priceless treasure, and took the lead in initiating action, they first used a trick to lure Bao Shihong and others who were guarding the stone out of the door, and then sent Heipi in to steal something, but accidentally triggered the alarm bell, and Heipi's theft failed.

He ran away.

At this time, Mike didn't know the situation inside, and was wearing a black hood very professionally, weighing the tools in his hand, thinking about cutting off the power supply inside first, so as to achieve his goal of casting jade while it was dark.

"What are you doing!"

Brother Dao, who was watching the wind outside, thought that Mike in a hood was his own army, and slapped Mike on the head: "Why did you come out?"

Mike looked confused!

Although Mike could only show two eyes because of the hood, at this moment, Mike's extremely confused little eyes still caused the audience to burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha!"

"I suddenly feel sorry for Mike!"

"The international thieves are too miserable!"

Some people couldn't help but scream, but they hurriedly closed their mouths when they thought that this was in the movie theater, and Shen Jialiang's girlfriend Liu Yue laughed exaggeratedly while patting her thighs harder, until her thighs hurt a little-

Liu Yue likes to pat his legs when he is excited.

And what Liu Yue, who was excited, didn't notice was that even her boyfriend, Shen Jialiang, who boasted of having a high laughing point, couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth at the moment, but soon Shen Jialiang controlled it-

His heart was weak for a while.

Fortunately, it was not discovered.

Immediately afterwards, Shen Jialiang stared at the screen with a strange gaze, and found that he had underestimated this "Crazy Stone" a little, after the foreshadowing in the early stage was completed, the laughter seemed to be getting denser and denser, and he almost couldn't hold back even his self-proclaimed high laughter.

in the sewers.

Heipi and Xiaojun escaped, and the plot temporarily entered the flat zone, but a bigger laugh was brewing, Xie Xiaomeng, the son of the factory director Xie Bald, fell in love with Brother Dao's girlfriend, in order to catch up, he actually used his identity to facilitate the jade that Brother Dao failed to steal, and gave the stolen real jade to Brother Dao's girlfriend, taking advantage of the other party's drunkenness, and successfully won it!

Failed theft.

When he returned home, Brother Dao found that Xie Xiaomeng was sleeping with his girlfriend, and his mentality collapsed at that time, and he got a kitchen knife and forced Xie Xiaomeng, who had been abused to the point of being inhuman-

"Did you do it?"

"What the hell did you do?"

When Brother Dao asked this question repeatedly, the audience didn't hold back again, but the funnier thing was still to come, Brother Dao's little brother named Xiaojun was lying on the bed and asked his sister-in-law in a hoarse voice: "What do you like about him, is he better than the eldest brother?"

There's absolutely nothing wrong with the audience.

Soon everyone knew what was wrong, and Xiaojun said depressedly: "Is he better than me? How can you do such a thing, worthy of the eldest brother, worthy of me?"

This time the laughter is crazy!

The attendance rate of the theater is obviously less than two or three percent, but the laughter has formed a feeling that the movie theater is full of people, and Liu Yue is even more smiling: "The amount of information is so large......"

Shen Jialiang's cheeks twitched slightly.

He almost broke the gong again, but finally held back, since he said that the laughter was high, he soon laughed and became a second fool, isn't it too shameless?

But it's a pity.

When Heipi said that he wanted to use the real jadeite that Xie Xiaomeng gave to his sister-in-law to drop the fake jadeite in the exhibition, Shen Jialiang finally broke the trick and couldn't help but let out a slight laugh, fortunately, there were too many people laughing around, and Liu Yue didn't find out that his boyfriend had already watched the fun.

Meanwhile.

Unbeknownst to Mike, he was still brewing a plan, he bought a thick rope this time, showing the business level of an international thief, very high-end to hang himself on the roof with a rope, and then the person slid down little by little, but when he was about to steal the jadeite, he was embarrassed to find that the rope was not enough-

He stretched out his hand with all his might.

It's just that life and death can't reach it.

This is definitely the farthest distance in the world, and the jade is in front of him, but he can't reach it, so Mike, who is wearing the hood, remembers the sinister smile of the boss when he bought the rope:

"Profiteers!"

"I'll give you a lung!"

Just at this time, Xiaojun appeared, and when he saw Mike hanging in mid-air and couldn't get the jade, he directly played with the other party, turned the opponent's body in the air more than a dozen times, and teased: "This stone does not belong to you." ”

Before that.

Xiao Jun once almost managed to steal the Emerald, but the Emerald was also Mike's target, so Mike sabotaged his operation at the time and said very coolly, "This stone doesn't belong to you." ”

Now the small army is back with a vengeance.

After hanging the rope and spinning in the air for more than a dozen times, Mike was already dizzy, and the camera zoomed in close-up, and Mike's eyes were full of confusion.

"Autism!"

"I'll give you a lung!"

"Mike doubts his life!"

"That's it, an international thief!"

"The rope sold by the profiteers is not long enough!"

"I feel sorry for Mike for the third time, hahahaha, it seems that our Huaxia is not suitable for a top thief like him, even a thief like Xiaojun can bully him so miserably......"

“......”

Laughter one after another!

Some of the audience laughed and their stomachs hurt!

In the midst of laughter, Xiao Jun put the real jade back, but took out the fake one, and was proud of it, and by the way, he sounded the alarm bell here, wanting to pit Mike.

Mike hurriedly grabbed the rope.

As a result, the body got stuck on the beam.

The camera gave another close-up, Mike's eyes were hurt at the moment, and even a little desperate, and the audience had completely laughed, and Liu Yue laughed so much that he almost choked on saliva: "My God, my God, how can Luo Xun be so funny, laugh at me to death!"

Hold on!

Shen Jialiang wants to laugh!

But he desperately held back!

But the emotions have been aroused, and finally Shen Jialiang still can't help it, even if he tries to control his muscles, his mouth still keeps making "poof" and "poof" sounds.