If you want to create a brain-dead drama, you don't rely on a certain plot or a certain character who is brain-dead, but to make the plot, characters, lines, and modeling of the whole movie all brain-dead.

Let the audience feel spicy at the first glance, and then look at the second glance, and feel panicked in their hearts, and they will not vomit and be unhappy.

But when you go back and take a third look, you will suddenly feel ", it's so brain-dead, ahhahahahaha." ”

This is the benefit of the drama, so that the brain-dead audience can enjoy watching it, and the discerning audience can also have fun.

Therefore, everyone should be tolerant of the directors and screenwriters of brain-dead dramas, and for the actors of brain-dead dramas, they must be cared for.

Because it's so hard.

Zhou Jin needs to switch between crossing, romance and Xianxia at any time, and I don't know when, Director Mao will make a big turn.

For example, after Zhou Jin rescued Li Jingming, the two stayed in the car, and the lonely man and widow suddenly ignited such a small flame.

"Come here......" Li Jingming said softly.

The two looked at each other for a long time, and their lips slowly approached, "In the future, no one else is allowed to bully me, and you are not allowed to bully me." ”

"Hmm," Zhou Jin was agitated, and only knew how to nod.

Then Li Jingming pounced, and the two were entangled and kissed together.

Mixed with the sound of small gasps, Li Jingming straddled him, stroking with both hands, from the back of his head, to his chest, to his lower abdomen, and then to his crotch.

Even though he had touched eighteen centimeters, he still had to pretend that there was nothing.

Touch it again, or pretend that there is nothing.

The air was as quiet as death, and the two looked at each other, so embarrassing.

After discovering that Bai Qi was a eunuch, Li Jingming gave him a scumbag trifecta: "I'm sorry, you are a good person, I shouldn't hurt you." ”

There is no doubt that a proper scumbag, can't a eunuch have love?

Obviously, Director Mao also thought so, so after a lot of heartaches, heroes saving beauty and Zhou Jin's women's clothes, the two reconciled again.

Li Jingming brought Zhou Jin, who was behind the women's clothes, to the laboratory, and prepared to do a manual grafting for him.

When the two were about to make a big fight, Jin Dashuai appeared.

It turned out that Jin Dashuai, played by Sun Yizhou, had a strange disease since he was a child, and a master gave him a grain of cod liver oil and told him that he could continue his life for 16 years.

But sixteen years later, if you want to continue living, you have to find a girl with three moles.

So after a big battle, Jin Dashuai grabbed Zhou Jin and Li Jingming and took the two of them to a cave.

After that, the plot was completely uncontrolled, from time travel to romance, and from romance to Xianxia.

It turned out that Li Jingming was not a princess at all, but a medicine primer for the elixir of immortality.

Jin Dashuai didn't get sick at all, and the so-called master was actually crossed over by the Qin Dynasty.

If you want to say that this movie will definitely flutter when it is made, when the crossing is not yet popular, dare to play double wearing?

Qin Shi Huang cut him in order to let the master find him a medicine primer, so if the master wanted to grow it again, he had to take Li Jingming's essence blood.

is such a plot, Zhou Jin made trouble for a long time before he understood it.

But it doesn't matter, the rest of the things don't need to be brained, just rely on fighting.

Director Mao found seven girls, namely red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, and then filmed action scenes with Zhou Jin.

After a bloody battle, he finally killed the master, and he himself and Li Jingming fell to the ground, dying.

In the end, they finally filmed the whole movie, the most tear-jerking scene.

"Xiaobai, I'm going to die, you, can you touch my ass?"

Zhou Jin crawled over with tears in her eyes.

Whether in or out of the play, this is the first time in his life that he has heard this kind of request.

In the end, Zhou Jin trembled and touched her buttocks, and the two of them fell together with their heads together.

"Over!"

As soon as Director Mao's voice fell, Zhou Jin jumped up from the ground.

Sun Yizhou had a "you know" smile on his face, "How is it, is this play enjoyable?"

"Hehe," Zhou Jin laughed dryly twice, looking at Director Mao expectantly.

"I announce, pick up a general as a boyfriend, and it's officially finished!"

In the expectation of everyone, Director Mao announced the completion of the finale, and Zhou Jin was relieved and relieved.

This sand sculpture movie is finally finished.

It's all about the money.

The crew is about to disband, and Director Mao is quite reluctant.

"Thanks to you guys this time, you two are the best actors I've ever met, and I hope to continue working together next time. ”

"Director Mao, do you still want to continue filming?" Zhou Jin felt very frightened.

Director Mao shook his head, "I have decided to go to Peking University first to study for a period of time and improve my artistic level." ”

"After this period of shooting, I have found that I still have too many shortcomings, and I must strengthen my learning. ”

"Hehehe...... Zhou Jin said with a dry smile, "Your consciousness is really high." ”

It's not terrible to be a drama director, but the terrible thing is that he has to continue to study.

I also went to Peking University, if I met Director Bi in the circle, maybe I would become a confidant.

As soon as he thought of that scene, Zhou Jin was worried about the future of the Celestial Empire movie.

is also worried about the movie, as well as Ning Hao, who is far away in the imperial capital, but he doesn't know Zhou Jin.

In a small gray office, Ning Hao sat at the computer desk, frowning, typing on the keyboard.

Guan Hu lit a cigarette and crossed Erlang's legs, "When are you going to shoot that book?"

Ning Hao said: "I'm almost ready here, and I have to talk to a few leading actors." ”

Guan Hu smiled: "It's a fart, are you still going to find Andy Lau?"

Ning Hao also smiled: "I want to find it, are people willing to come? I contacted Bozi and Shanzheng, guess what those two grandsons say?"

"What do you say?"

"He bargained with me and said that there were less than 60 scenes to talk about, and I counted, hey, there are really more than 60 scenes. ”

"You fool the two of them first, and then delete them when you get to the set. "Guan Hu gave him an idea.

Most of the sixth-generation directors of the Celestial Empire are a bit bitter and hateful, and they are not worried about the story or actors, but how to pass the trial.

After so many years of fighting wits and courage with the General Bureau, the sixth generation has also become scattered, Guan Hu, Lao Jia and Ning Hao are the only few left.

Lao Jia is fighting on the front line of literary films, and Guan Hu ran to shoot TV series, and now he is back.

Ning Hao is the most promising cutting-edge director, and he took the book to find China Film, and the third master gave 20 million without saying a word.

It can be said that the entire film industry of the Celestial Empire is watching him.

But this feeling of being in the limelight didn't bring him much pleasure, and for some reason, he always felt a little dull.

Maybe it's the smell of smoke from Guan Hu?

Ning Hao looked up, Guan Hu finished smoking, took out another cigarette, and lit it with a lighter.

The moment he lit it, he took a deep breath, fell into the sofa, and then slowly exhaled the smoke ring.

"You smoke less," Ning Hao got up and opened the window.

Guan Hu waved his hand, "I cut the film for two months, but I suffocated to death, and when I came to you, I still didn't have a good time." ”

"How's your movie, have you found a distribution company?"

Guan Hu said: "I just sent it to the bureau, it's uncertain whether I can pass it." By the way, when I went to the General Administration a few days ago, I listened to some rumors. ”

"What's the rumor?"

Guan Hu sat up, retracted Erlang's legs, and looked a little solemn, "I heard that the Olympics have just passed, and the Western Xinjiang side is not very stable, so there are a lot of notebooks over there, don't hit the muzzle." ”

"No," Ning Hao had never encountered it, and he couldn't pass the trial.

After all, the third master is optimistic, the investment given by China Film, and the gentlemen of the film review committee, raised their hands and passed.

"I don't know the specifics, so I'll give you a heads-up anyway. Seeing that he didn't care, he didn't say much.

"By the way, do you have any wild actors over there, the cheap and hard-working kind?" Ning Hao asked.

"Yanni, are you looking for her to be the heroine?"

Ning Hao shook his head, "I found Yu Nan." ”

"And how many cows do you want?"

"Fuck your uncle's ......"

The two of them were giggling.

Guan Hu smoked a cigarette, suddenly remembered a person, opened his mouth, and didn't know what to say.

"Someone chooses? Speak up and listen. Ning Hao sat back and continued to change the book.

Guan Hu scratched his head, "I do know a durable one, but I heard that the signing company is not so cheap." ”