Chapter Seventy-One: Action Scene
The next day, the crew continued filming.
The general and the little eunuch played by Zhou Jin slept on the floor of the heroine's house, and when he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Li Jingming's towering twin peaks - the mole.
"Princess?"
Zhou Jin instantly remembered that Li Jingming should be the princess he was looking for.
So he grabbed Li Jingming's hands and pressed her to the floor.
Then say, "Take your pants off, I'm going to check your ass." ”
Bah, what the hell is this nonsense.
"You're perverted, you!" Li Jingming didn't commit a nymphomaniac this time, and scolded directly.
"Perverted?" Zhou Jin, who was from the Qin Dynasty, naturally didn't understand the meaning of this word.
"What's the point? I just want to see the girl's ass. ”
Also Nima said righteous words.
Li Jingming said angrily: "I kindly treat you as a friend, and you actually want to fall in love with me." ”
"Since the girl refuses, then I have to offend. As he spoke, he was going to pick up Li Jingming's pants.
What is this all God unfolding.
"Okay, next. ”
"Hey, don't move, just stay in this position. ”
The two of them wrapped their legs around their legs, their hands wrapped around their hands, and they were picking up their pants, when Director Mao appeared and came over to the two of them:
"Did you see the TV on the wall, but later you accidentally touched the remote control and turned on the TV. ”
Then, the TV set played a TV series in which Qin Shi Huang reprimanded General Bai, and Zhou Jin knelt on the ground and said the lines. ”
Zhou Jin hugged Li Jingming, maintained his position, and said, "Director Mao, no one is playing, it's very strange for me to talk alone." ”
Director Mao thought for a moment and said, "Okay, then I'll read the lines, and you will pick it up." ”
"Good. ”
"Then let's prepare, let's go!"
Continuing to shoot, Zhou Jin and Li Jingming touched the remote control, and Director Mao hid outside the camera and shouted: "Bold Bai Qi, I asked you to look for the princess, you dare to be disrespectful to the princess!"
Zhou Jin was startled, looked at the TV, and then knelt on the ground, "The minister doesn't dare, the minister just wants to verify the princess's identity, please let Your Majesty know it." ”
Mao Dao continued: "I will believe you once for the time being, if you find the slightest lie, I will punish your nine clans." ”
"I don't dare. ”
In this way, Li Jingming relied on the TV series to successfully subdue General Bai.
I have to admire the editor's brain, this line, this plot unfolds, not a senior screenwriter in the country of sticks, can't write it at all.
"Damn, have you been filming so well in the past two days? There are also action scenes. ”
Sun Yizhou came over awkwardly, he already knew that this movie was very thunderous after reading the script, but he didn't expect it to be like this.
Especially the sentence that Zhou Jin said righteously, "Take off your pants, I want to see your ass." ”
"Brother, if you go to pick up girls with such a state, why can't you ride a horse and gallop. ”
Li Jingming pierced: "I think I will be beaten." ”
Sun Yizhou said: "You don't understand this, simple and direct is always the most effective, I suddenly found that this screenwriter is full of wisdom." ”
Zhou Jin sneered, "I'm going to film your scene soon, I hope you still think so when the time comes." ”
Sun Yizhou spread his hands, "Come on, I can't wait." ”
With such a cheap request, Director Mao naturally had to meet him, and that night, the crew moved to the bar.
This can be said to be the scene that the crew has invested the most, Director Mao chartered the entire bar for one night, and invited a bunch of college girls to come over.
This is also a scene where the four protagonists are easy to get together, and Hou Qiqi, a sugar man trainee, finally waited for the opportunity to act.
"Brother Jin, I'll take care of you later," Hou Qiqi said to Zhou Jin in the dressing room.
Zhou Jin smiled: "You should tell this grandson that you have played with him the most." ”
Sun Yizhou shook off the striped suit on his body, "I suddenly found that this script is getting more and more interesting, especially the Jin Dashuai I played, tonight I will let you see the true colors of a real man." ”
Li Jingming said: "You are very colorful, and you are acting in your true colors." ”
"Hey, I said can you not dismantle my platform......"
"Can't ......"
Zhou Jin watched the two of them arguing, for fear that Li Jingming would throw his palm over.
"Alright, let's get ready to shoot. ”
In the bar, the lights are ambiguous, and a group of girls are on the stage.
Under Li Jingming's tutelage, General Bai cut off his long hair and changed into a blue suit, which was earth-shatteringly handsome.
As soon as they entered, several girls shouted: "So handsome, handsome guy~"
Zhou Jin is completely immune to such praise, and he really wants to ask these girls, can only handsome describe me?
Won't you change the word?
In contrast, Hou Qiqi's lines are much smarter: "If this is my boyfriend, I promise that he won't be able to get out of bed every day......"
Well, there are only tired cattle, no ploughed fields, nothing wrong.
Li Jingming took Zhou Jin to the stage to dance, Zhou Jin himself was not familiar with nightclubs, which just fit General Bai's ancient identity, and he looked wooden and at a loss.
Just when Li Jingming was flirting with him, a burst of applause came.
"Okay, good time!"
Sun Yizhou applauded arrogantly and walked over.
"Lin Xiaoya, why didn't I find out before, you are the most beautiful girl in our school, I'll turn over your cards tonight!"
As he spoke, he went to touch his buttocks, and Li Jingming threw it over with a divine palm, "Take your hand away!"
"Yo, it's a little spicy, I like you like this. ”
"Jin Dashuai, what are you doing?" Hou Qiqi rushed over.
Jin Dashuai did not refuse, "Yo, you look good, turn over your cards tonight and take them away!"
Four bodyguards came to the stage and suppressed Li Jingming and Hou Qiqi.
"It's too late for others to think about it, so after the fact, you can steal the fun......"
Well, it is indeed acting in his true colors, and Zhou Jin, who is so cheap, really can't act.
"Bai Qi, save me......"
The princess spoke, and General Bai naturally wanted a hero to save the beauty.
"Zhou Jin, there is an action scene here, you kick it with one kick, and then crack and knock these two bodyguards down, understand?"
"Director Mao, I understand when you kick, what is crackling?"
Director Mao scratched his head, the crew was so busy every day, his hair hadn't been washed for several days, so the oil was dying.
"This, anyway, it's like a martial arts TV series, he punches, you block, and then ......"
Director Mao obviously did not design action scenes, and there is obviously no martial arts instructor in such a crew.
However, Zhou Jin has practiced family Tai Chi in the end, although it is also a showcase, but it is okay to design a few movements.
So, instead of kicking and crackling, he pulled out his shoulders and rushed behind one of the bodyguards, controlled his shoulders and pressed down, kicked his knees, and put him down.
When the protagonist fights, he is only allowed to exercise alone, even if the skill is long, and the others must pretend to be wooden people so that the protagonist can play.
So Zhou Jin dodged in front of another bodyguard, leaned on his back, and threw him to the ground, cleanly.
The protagonist naturally has to shout 666 when he fights, Li Jingming has played this duty well, with his hands on his chest and a nymphomaniac, "So handsome~"
Well, that's it again.
"Big brother, misunderstanding, misunderstanding ......" Jin Dashuai, who had been handsome for less than three minutes, ran away in disgrace.
"Okay, pass!"
Director Mao shouted, but he still didn't think it was too enjoyable,
"Is it that simple? Can we do a little more? For example, before your move, shout the name of the move?"
"The tiger pulls out his shoulders, and his back is folded?"
"Uh," Director Mao frowned, he obviously didn't expect that the names of these Chuanwu were not as stylish as in the novel.
Sun Yizhou came over and proposed: "Why don't you let the later stage slow down the motion and add some dazzling lights?" ”
Director Mao stroked his palm, "Good idea." ”