Chapter 381: Good Student Hospitality
The fat man is one meter nine tall, and his weight is estimated to be two hundred and fifty pounds, Lu Yunfan stood in front of him, like a child.
"Lu, shouldn't we hug it?"
"Mr. Parker, in our Chinese etiquette, handshakes are very serious!" Lu Yunfan looked embarrassed, and he hadn't recovered from the shock of the two strong men just now, but he still forced a little wry smile and made a tough statement to Parker.
The two big men scared him just now, and he didn't plan to receive the fat man in front of him too warmly.
"Haha, okay, then we'll ...... it."
Parker stretched out his fleshy hand and grabbed Lu Yunfan, and with a slight force, Lu Yunfan immediately changed color. Parker's hand strength was very strong, almost catching up with the level of the iron man, and the pain of the palm bones being squeezed came for a while, Lu Yunfan frowned and looked at Parker, very puzzled in his heart.
"Mr. Parker, shouldn't we meet tonight?" Lu Yunfan asked with a gritted tooth as the bones of the hand held by the dead fat man were about to shatter.
"What did he say?" Parker didn't understand Lu Yunfan's words, and turned to ask Fernando.
Fernando's face was a little not good-looking, and he whispered in his ear, and after he finished speaking, the fat man Parker was finally a little moved, hurriedly let go of his hand, and slapped Lu Yunfan on the shoulder with a smile.
"We've been on the plane for so long, of course, we won't run in vain, this side is a must-see. Fernando explained for Parker.
Lu Yunfan glanced at it, "How do I feel that there is no need to see this side at all, my hand is almost broken!"
Fat Parker seemed to understand this, laughed, and muttered a call, and the four bodyguards behind him all stepped forward and looked up at the two giants.
The two giants also seemed to understand, and bent down to kneel on the ground, which quickly attracted the attention of many people on both sides of the street.
Two of the four walked out, and each raised their hands and slapped the giant man's face a few times, the slap was crisp, but it didn't leave the slightest mark on the two giants' faces, obviously they knew how to play.
Lu Yunfan didn't want to attract attention, not to mention that these people were still foreigners, once they were watched, maybe this kind of thing would be on the hot search ranking in minutes, and he hurriedly asked Fernando to stop him.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I'll see you anyway, let's hurry up and say what Mr. Parker has to do, I'm going to go back to soak my feet and catch up on the drama." ”
The fat man Parker turned his head to look at Fernando in surprise, but this time Fernando didn't understand Lu Yunfan's words too much, they had never heard of the word "foot soaking", and they didn't understand what "chasing dramas" meant at all.
"Lu, you mean, who are you going to chase and where?"
Lu Yunfan's face was full of black lines, he forgot that Fernando was only a half-hanger, and there was no way to communicate with him in Chinese so smoothly.
So he dug up the English words that had been buried for thousands of years, "go home, see movie, u."
de
sta
(Go home, watch a movie, understand?)"
Parker was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "movie?what movie?Let's go togethe."
,I like to watch movies。 Chi
ese Ku
g Fu Movie!Haha,B
UCE LEE!(Movie?What movie??Let's go together, I like to watch movies.) Chinese Kung Fu Movie!haha, Bruce Lee!)"
Lu Yunfan looked at this fat man with great embarrassment, this fat man's English was very smooth and natural, and there was no difficult meaning, so he completely understood.
"Bruce Lee's kung fu movies, those are old-fashioned kung fu movies, I didn't expect this fat man Parker to be a fan of Bruce Lee!"
Lu Yunfan muttered to himself.
The iron man and the others behind him also looked confused, but they didn't understand what the fat man was saying at all.
"Old Fei, why did you Parker boss come to China?"
"Lu, Mr. Parker admires Your Excellency, so I want to make friends with Your Excellency. ”
Lu Yunfan was puzzled: "It's gone?"
Fernando shrugged, "It's gone!"
"What about the fishbones?" Lu Yunfan continued to ask.
"If you can be friends with Your Excellency, can't the fishbones be visited for free?" Fernando shrugged again.
"You don't want to buy it again?"
"If Mr. Lu wants to sell to us, of course it would be great, we have opened a RMB account, we have enough cash, and we can trade at any time. However, didn't you say before that you would never sell it?"
"Uh......" Lu Yunfan was stunned, he didn't expect that a foreigner with such a deep background would give up so easily, it was a large item worth tens of millions of dollars, and since he gave up, why did he have to go on this trip, he Lu Yunfan was just a nobody, where was it worth making friends with him, a big boss?
This made him a little puzzled.
"But since I'm already here, and I just said that I came to make friends, it's much easier, a big family worth tens of billions of dollars, must have never been less delicious, then I'll ask you to try our special snacks today!" Lu Yunfan planned in his heart, and laughed.
"Lao Fei, since this is the case, then I understand, since I am here to make friends, then today I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman, take Boss Parker to have a good time, and also taste our local deliciousness!"
Fernando's eyes lit up, and the xiao long bao just now made him feel the deliciousness of this strange food, although it was only cheap food on the street, it tasted very soft and comfortable, much better than the daily food in their country.
"Boss, Lu, you want to treat us to the best food in all of China!"
"Really?" Fat Parker was even more overjoyed when he heard this, a little more excited than Fernando, and the two shook hands and happily danced in circles, treating the onlookers and Lu Yunfan and his party as air.
Lu Yunfan was extremely helpless, and said secretly:, what kind of strange species is this Parker?
Watching the two of them dance happily, Lu Yunfan cut off, in fact, he didn't plan to take this bunch of foreigners to eat any Beijing specialties at all, looked at the dozens of street stalls on both sides, and laughed again.
Of the buffalo's twenty minced meat cakes, Parker alone ate five of them, and Lu Yunfan repeatedly dissuaded him, but he couldn't interrupt Parker's pursuit of food.
Now it's okay, there is no need for any bodyguards at all, so Lu Yunfan dismissed the group that followed him, and only brought the iron man with him, and Parker only left Fernando alone.
In this way, the four of them ate from one end of the street to the other, almost eating all the street stalls on both sides of the street.
Malatang, bone broth dumplings, farmer's roast chicken, sauce plate duck, lotus leaf chicken, all kinds of Chinese flatbread, and even his stinky tofu, Parker and Fernando pinched their noses and ate several bowls.
Lu Yunfan really didn't know how these two people came to be super invincible with a big belly, eating a lot of delicious food, and drinking several bottles of beer while shopping.
And Lu Yunfan just ate a dumpling from beginning to end.
After eating and drinking for two hours, the two spent a total of more than 300 yuan on Lu Yunfan, Lu Yunfan stuffed the more than 40 yuan in his pocket and looked at Tang Yifei and the others.
Tonight's reception was something he didn't expect, he originally wanted to have a noble dinner with this noble Mr. Parker, a meal of tens of thousands of yuan or more expensive, but he didn't expect that plus the subordinates who entertained him, it didn't add up to more than a thousand yuan, and even the people he brought with him were also happy.
"Hiccup, Lu, We
e all full, but befo
e we go to the movies,ca
we go to the bath
oom fi
(We're all full, but can we go to the bathroom before we go to the movies?)"
Lu Yunfan frowned, looked at their situation again, although there were a few words that he didn't understand, he still guessed what they were going to do.
"Going to the bathroom?"
Fernando smiled awkwardly, "yes!"
There is indeed a toilet nearby, but it is a real toilet, and Lu Yunfan has almost guessed what the two of them will look like after they go in, and the "bath" they are expecting
OOM "is definitely not the same thing.
"Okay, but since you need it so urgently, I'm afraid you'll have to endure your not-so-good circumstances. ”
"What's a not-so-good environment?"
Lu Yunfan smiled without saying a word, leaving the iron man to take care of the many people on both sides, and then led the two of them through the street and into a quiet alley.
The alley is very narrow, but as soon as you enter it, you smell a not very friendly smell. Both of them wrinkled their noses, as if they didn't like the smell very much, but they couldn't tell what it was.
In the damp corner, a red-brick house more than six meters long stood in the darkness, and Fernando and Parker stood there, their faces jumping with flesh jumping, as if they were full of fear of what was inside.
"Lu, is this really a toilet?"
"Yes, it's the toilet. Lu Yunfan stretched out his hand to the two of them and made a gesture of invitation.
"Please, two of you!"
Parker shook his head and asked solemnly, "Lu, there won't be a killer in your ambush here, I always feel that there is a strange feeling in this, very dangerous!"
Lu Yunfan smiled secretly in his heart: It is indeed a little dangerous, but a big guy like you will not fall into the pit, even if his foot slips, at most one leg will be stuck in the latrine, but after eating so much tonight, it is time for you to unload and unload.
"This is the nearest toilet, and if you two miss this place, I'm afraid you'll have to endure for an extra hour, o
e hou
!”
“O
e hou
No, I can't take it anymore!"
Parker let out a helpless roar at the sky, and the cat bent down and slipped in.
Fernando was worried about the boss's comfort, and then rushed in, but in just a few seconds, the two of them rushed out of it again, and they also shouted loudly that Lu Yunfan couldn't understand at all, as if they had seen the most fearful thing in their lives.
Of course, this is not the most miserable, after the two of them rushed out of the toilet, they lay on the wall and vomited almost at the same time, vomiting out almost all the food they had just eaten, and vomited a large piece.
Lu Yunfan resisted the urge to laugh, covered his nose and asked, "Mr. Parker, Lao Fei, you?"
Unexpectedly, Fernando wiped the residue from the corners of his mouth, pulled Lu Yunfan's collar, pointed in the direction of the toilet, and asked in an almost trembling voice: "Lu, stinky tofu, did you get it here?"