Lu Yunfan's face froze, and then he couldn't help laughing, he had never laughed so wildly and uninhibited, this joke was simply hilarious, it was the funniest thing he had ever seen in his life.

The stinky tofu was taken from the toilet, and I don't know if the two of them would never dare to eat anything here if he didn't tell them the truth.

But it's okay for a bad guy to come to his territory and be a guest, and it's okay to make a joke, but if it's really disgusting, it's not hospitality.

"Old Fei, let go, I'll explain it to you clearly!"

"Explain, what? It tastes the same...... Vomiting ......"

Fernando threw Lu Yunfan aside, remembering the disgusting taste, he began to vomit again, he had just eaten so many things, and the vomiting was so smooth, and the smell of stinky tofu was mixed with the things he spit out, which made him even more convinced that he had been deceived.

Lu Yunfan still couldn't help laughing, slapped him on the back a few times, and walked behind Parker and slapped him on the back a few times, but not to mention, after those few strokes, he really felt much more comfortable.

Lu Yunfan walked out of this small alley first, bought two bottles of mineral water at the mouth of the alley and walked back.

"Rinse your mouth first, and I'll explain to you when you get out of here!"

Parker and Fernando quickly snatched a bottle of water from each and gulped it into their mouths.

The two of them cleaned their mouths well, but the smell of stinky tofu was so easy to wash off, they worked hard for a long time, and the different smell kept echoing in their mouths.

"Lu, I feel that you are too bad...... Parker threw away the already empty mineral water bottle.

"This toilet is not real, it's disgusting, we have to find another one!"

After eating stinky tofu, Parker's tongue seems to be sinicized, and he actually speaks Chinese so standardly, Lu Yunfan still can't help but want to laugh.

"Mr. Parker, if you can't accept such a toilet, then I will have to take you out of this area, there are no more advanced toilets here. ”

Parker turned to look at Fernando, who struggled to translate for him.

Parker clutched his stomach and punched him hard on the wall, "Fuck, I hate it he."

e。 ”

After a few seconds of stalemate, Parker tilted his head and gritted his teeth helplessly, then turned and walked back into the bathroom. Fernando was worried that something would happen to his boss, so he hesitated for a few seconds before following in.

"Two, this is authentic Chinese characteristics, follow the local customs!

tleme

, feel it！Haha。 ”

Lu Yunfan rubbed the hand bones that were still a little painful by the fat Parker, and secretly rejoiced: Damn, I finally got revenge!

These two big men must not have brought paper to the toilet before, this time it is completely different, there will be no toilet paper in this kind of public toilet at all, and the two of them will squat in it and can't get out, and he has to personally send paper in, it is better to be conscious, and you can get back a little goodwill, after all, Mr. Parker is also a famous arms dealer, so deflated, it really makes him too faceless.

Before the other party completely goes berserk, it is better to ease up, otherwise the big boss Parker's wish to make friends this time will be disappointed.

Lu Yunfan had lived here for half a year before, so he was very familiar with it, so he quickly bought a roll of toilet paper and ran back to the alley, pinching his nose and walking in.

At this time, the two of them also pinched their noses, forcibly enduring the strong natural smell of grain reincarnation in the toilet.

"This smell, it really stinks!" Fernando couldn't help but complain again, the last time they came to China, they had never felt such a taste, they all stayed in high-end hotels, and the food was clean and classic Chinese food. But compared to the street food I ate tonight, the taste is much lighter.

The main thing is that he didn't expect that there would be such a toilet in this country, which was really unbearable for him.

"Two gentlemen, maybe you don't know, I used to use this kind of toilet a lot, and this time I brought you here just to let you feel my past, so that we are still friends, right?" Lu Yunfan handed the toilet paper to Parker.

"Friend......" Fernando translated Lu Yunfan's words in a low voice.

Parker was silent for a long time, as if he was contemplative, but after a short period of contemplation, he let go of his fingers pinching his nose and took a deep sniff of the toilet.

“Maybe I have e

joyed comfo

t fo

too lo

(Maybe I've been enjoying it for too long!)"

Parker recalled it with a daze, and muttered about the things of his ancestors' entrepreneurial period, he said it so dullly, and a little slurred, Lu Yunfan only listened to it, but this one, Parker actually said it for more than ten minutes.

There were many people coming and going in and out of the public toilets, and maybe Fernando finally couldn't squat anymore before interrupting Parker, "Boss, I think we'd better get out of here first!"

Lu Yunfan couldn't enjoy the taste of this place for a long time, so he nodded his head.

Parker came back to his senses and found that he was immersed in the sadness of his ancestors' past and couldn't extricate himself, and sat down with his butt down, Lu Yunfan's eyes were quick, and he stepped forward to grab his hand, but Parker was too heavy, and Lu Yunfan couldn't catch him alone.

Fortunately, the latrine was backed by a wall, and Lu Yunfan kicked on the wall, so that Parker was not from the danger of sitting in the pit.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, but Parker couldn't stand up because he had been squatting for too long.

With his size, he has always sat on the toilet at home, and in order to adapt to his size, a more comfortable toilet has been customized.

His bathroom was dozens of times larger than this one, and he had never enjoyed such a toilet? And it was public.

If it weren't for Lu Yunfan mentioning his tragic past, the family entrepreneurial history that Parker had accepted since he was a child played a key role at that moment, and perhaps their conflict would have arisen from there.

But it was Lu Yunfan's undisguised behavior that made Parker identify this friend even more.

"How is it, Mr. Parker?" Lu Yunfan pulled him hard, and after Parker maintained his balance, he breathed a sigh of relief until he stood up, still apprehensive about the scene just now.

"Thank you, Lu, if it weren't for you, I might have ......"

Lu Yunfan knew what he was going to say, but the word "unlucky" was still a little troublesome to translate, so he hurriedly stopped him.

"Mr. Parker, we have an old Chinese saying that if you don't die in a disaster, you will have a blessing, and Mr. Parker's visit to China this time seems to be very lucky. ”

Parker laughed and patted Lu Yunfan on the shoulder.

The three of them came out of the toilet as if they had experienced the worst danger in the world, and the humid air in the alley became refreshing.

Leaving Xidumen, the three of them no longer had any mustard, and they took the same car, driven by the iron man, with the rear vehicle team, and rushed to the city.

Lu Yunfan wanted to take the fat man Parker back to Venice, but thinking that there were still so many people to be resettled, it was better to settle them in the hotel together, he was a small rich and peaceful person, and there was no way to compare with the boss of a big consortium like Parker, although the villa also looked decent, but it was still too narrow to entertain Parker.

What's more, he was also worried that Lin Miao was tossing around at home, he just had such a big home, and if he didn't toss and toss, he was really not a qualified hostess.

So Lu Yunfan placed Parker and his party in a five-star hotel, which is already the highest treatment that Lu Yunfan can bear psychologically, as for the higher-star place, Lu Yunfan can't accept it when he goes by himself, let alone entertain so many people.

Although he is not short of that money now, he is not extravagant enough to have money scattered all over the world.

Standing downstairs of the Mega Tower, the towering high-rise building makes people feel a little depressed.

"Lu, why did you send us to this hotel?"

Lu Yunfan rolled his eyes angrily, and said in his heart: This grandson seems to really want to live in my house, but if Miao Miao is at home, how inconvenient it is, do you really think it's your family's big house?

Lu Yunfan has also heard that some big families in foreign countries live in castles, and there are hundreds of rooms in large houses of several thousand square meters, but compared to these local tyrants, he is just a tiny nouveau riche at the moment.

People casually throw out 50 million US dollars to buy a fishbone, which is not comparable to Lu Yunfan, a small business owner worth hundreds of millions.

"Mr. Parker, this is already a very high-end hotel!"

"Lu, Mr. Parker is not disgusted, here, Mr. Parker has endured such a bad place, at this moment he just wants to be with you, chat, and be a friend, well, heart-to-heart. ”

"Bosom friend?" Lu Yunfan frowned and snorted coldly, his hand was still aching faintly, and this dead fat man came to him thousands of miles away, just to make friends? Lu Yunfan didn't believe that the fat man's purpose was so simple.

The fat man muttered at Fernando for a while, Lao Fei nodded, and said solemnly to Lu Yunfan: "Mr. Parker said that there is no need to book a room, he still wants to have a drink and chat with you, and he doesn't have to go to a noble restaurant, just a cheap place." ”

Lu Yunfan really didn't understand this fat man Parker now, but since the other party intended to save him money, he was also happy.

"Just where to go? have a little wine and talk about life...... Well, it seems that there is only a suitable place for food stalls to masturbate!"

Lu Yunfan thought, hehe laughed, Second Brother Ma followed behind, this is a master of special skewers, now it is a cold winter, and there are very few places that can still grill skewers, but Second Brother Ma's shop is not restricted, as long as you move out of the stove and light a charcoal fire, you can eat it.

So he called Da Ma and said: "Second Brother Ma, Mr. Parker wants to drink an authentic Beijing beer, it seems that he has to trouble you again!"

Da Ma was stunned for a moment and asked, "Do you want to give money?"

When Lu Yunfan heard this, he laughed, "Nonsense, these people are all entertained, double the fee, can you take it?"

Da Ma took out his mobile phone, hehe returned: "Fools don't answer!" and then immediately called the pony, some things still have to be prepared in advance, such as frozen mutton in the freezer, he is worried that he can't sell it today, just fed these foreign devils, anyway, it is the stomach of foreign devils, what does this soaked foreign smell, only they can feel it!