[Xiuzhen Bagua Society] Issue 9: Cute and cute octopus

Extra author: Fu Feng

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Feng Meow (Cat's Paw Snap Microphone, this is a grenade, the microphone sent by Bai senior, the sound effect is excellent): Everyone, long time no see, I'm the recently popular, handsome and mighty Feng Kill Prince!

Feng Meow (serious, sitting up straight, contemptuous): Now we have our second big demon from the sea, Mr. Octopus!

Octopus (shaking countless octopus feet or hands?): %?@~×!-、-Feng Meow (with a confused face, the grenade microphone in his hand almost fell): I'm sorry, this big demon has been banned for five hundred years, and there is a language barrier, wait a while, the translator - go you!

Octopus (with a sad expression, looking at the unknown object that suddenly appeared in front of him, Nunu mouth): Hello everyone, I'm Lao Zhang-

Feng Meow (waving his claws, picking up a hammer from his side and smashing it in the face): Old sister, this meow is bigger than you!

Octopus (with a hammer poked in his face, a sluggish expression): Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Zhang. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Feng Meow (warm smile): Xiao Zhang, when you went out this time, you happened to run into the senior tractor competition in the monk world, and you seemed to be crushed by all the tractors!?

Octopus (melancholy, all hands or feet together poke and poke): Chapter is difficult and not dismantled!

Feng Meow (squinting eyes, bright paws): I heard that you still want to hunt me down? Although Squirrel Hang's little friend is attached to my body, it is also my body!

Octopus (tears, ticking tears): Please let go, the Lun family doesn't know that it is the Lord of the Phoenix Son!

Feng Meow (throwing the grenade in his hand and gesturing a few times towards the big octopus): Die by yourself, or will Ben Meow give you a ride?

Octopus (face full of tears, plus a face of snot): Buy a dish~

Feng Meow (disgusted expression, for the creatures in the sea are rubbing like this!It's okay to know crying and crying!): Shut up!

Octopus (out of nowhere, a small handkerchief (big?) pitifully wiped away tears): Lord Feng Gongzi, didn't you interview me today? Don't intimidate me yet?

Feng Meow (turned his head to look at the camera, straightened his body): Okay! Then I'll ask you a few questions, if you don't answer honestly, hum-

Octopus (nodding wildly)

Feng Meow (looking through the cheat sheet, the problem is still so many as Nima's, is it dazzling): You are also a big demon, why are you so scummy, and you are crushed by that group of stupid humans one after another?

Octopus (angry and helpless expression, the whole octopus is spread out on the seat, there is no love for life): They are at least five-rank monks, and before I can react, they rushed over!

Feng Meow (disdainful gaze): Then you dare to block Ben Meow's way?

Octopus (shaking his hands and feet): Lord Kill Feng, that's the need of the plot, don't care!

Feng Meow (with a look of disgust): Na, there are also book friends who asked, you want to spray the Oriental Fairy with a face...... It's so dirty!

Octopus (serious): This is slander! Squid spits out things, that's nature! You have too big a brain, do you blame me?

Feng Meow (shrugging his shoulders and spreading his paws): I don't blame you for complaining about this meow? Silly goblin! Hey? No, I'm also a demon, you really lose face for the demon!

Octopus (faint big eyes glowing green): Demons are also dignified, and Xiao Zhang is even more so, I only broke the seal for five hundred years, and everyone bullied me!

Feng Meow (pouting disdainfully): What about the majestic you in the book, what about the invincible posture in the book, Lao Tzu is the first in the world?

Octopus (light bulb-sized eyes flashing with a sparkling light): I just want to sell a cute one quietly.

Feng Meow raised her paws to paste the face of the silly octopus, calling you cute, calling you cute!

Bloodsplatter!

――I'm the dividing line of the advertisement "Moe Master Chitose" -

――I'm the big demon of the Phoenix Destroyer.,Not the dividing line of the stupid goblin.――