【Fanwai】【Xiuzhen Bagua Society】The seventh issue: The disaster of the pharmacist

Extra author: Fu Feng

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――This article was broken by Jiang Ziyan, who doesn't think it's a big deal and won't die if he doesn't die.

Na,Stretch out your paws,Introduce yourself.,This meow's name is Feng Meow.,Brother Milk Riding calls my name every time.,Na,It's Meow Phoenix.。 Actually, it's all the same, whatever you urinate!

This meow has white short hair, big glass sky blue eyes, who likes it. Na,I'm a beautiful, cute, cute, smart, and tsundere phoenix meow.

Ben Meow has nothing to do today, opens the mobile phone chat software, and scratches out the Kyushu No. 2 group with his claws.

Venerable Exterminator Meng Mengda: Purple smoke and purple smoke [Meng Meng Da Bai Senior's Expression], rubbing his chest ~ rolling ~ wagging his tail ~ meow ~ Jiang Ziyan: Silly meow, smooth hair, touch your head.

Venerable Exterminator Feng Meng Meng Da: Meow ?Sigh!Pouting Ing~Scratching the Wall~Rolling Ing~ Purple Smoke, Who Did You Learn This From!Who Taught My Cute Purple Smoke Badly!【Angry White Senior Expression】

How can this be reasonable, if Ben Meow knows who it is, hum! Look at Ben Meow's eighteen scratches, he scratched out a few blood holes!

Jiang Ziyan: It's a black hexagram......

Venerable Exterminator Feng Meng Mengda: [Slap the table expression] Don't hit the house to reveal the tile on the day of the black hexagram!Look at how Ben Meow cleans him up!【Angry white senior expression】

The black hexagram has been provoking Ben Meow lately.,I'm going to pull Ben Meow's tail if it's okay.,It looks like it's time for Ben Meow to teach this bastard boy a lesson!

Jiang Ziyan: Actually, it's actually my master!【Naughty white senior's expression】

Venerable Exterminator Meng Meng: [Puzzled expression] Oh, it's not a black hexagram!Silly pharmacist, you wait and see! Hmph! [Tsundere's white senior expression]

It turned out to be a pharmacist.,Hmm.,The bad pharmacist keeps calling me stupid meow.,It turned out to be a purple smoke girl.,Hmph!

Jiang Ziyan: Meow, don't say I said it!

System message: Jiang Ziyan withdrew a message

Venerable Exterminator Meng Mengda: Na, it's useless for you to withdraw, I have a screenshot!

Jiang Ziyan: ......

Venerable Exterminator Meng Mengda: Ziyan, wait for me at home, take care of the pharmacist, don't let him run away!

Ben Meow scratched his phone, turned off the Kyushu No. 2 group, and went to the Kyushu No. 1 group again.

Venerable Exterminator Meng Mengda: I'm going to the pharmacist's house as a guest!Wait for the good news of this meow!Fist clenching!【Meng Meng Da Bai senior's expression】

Huangshan Zhenjun: Fists!

Beihe Sanren: Fists!

Three Waves of Wild Knives: Fists!

Pharmacist: Fists!

King Doudou of Huangshan Dasha: Pharmacist, this is the girl with purple smoke, right?

Yuyuko: Fists!

Book Mountain is under pressure: clench your fists!

Su Shi Ah Qi: Fist clenched!

……

A series of swipes,Ben Meow licked his paws,Very satisfied,Well! That's the case,Ben Meow immediately set off to the pharmacist.,Hmm,Do you want to buy something first?

For example: leather whips, candles, ropes, chains, chains, locks, rose oil, etc.?

Hop on the computer desk, turn on the computer, Taobao, buy! Done! This express delivery is not good, there is! Take out your mobile phone, open the address book, and harvest express Xiaojiang! It's him! Dudu ......

"Hey, Xiao Jiang, I bought some things from Taobao xx's house, help me pick them up and send them to xx, okay, the fee will be paid!" Ben Meow squinted his eyes with satisfaction and wagged his tail, what a pleasant decision!

Jumped off the computer desk, ran to the white master's bedroom, jumped up and hit the doorknob, and jumped to the side of the white master, I rubbed, I rolled, begged for hair!

Master Bai raised his hand to scratch his chin for Ben Meow Shunmao, so comfortable meow!Na, this is my master Venerable Bai, don't be too envious!

"Why, you don't seem to be happy! Who bullied you?" asked the white master.

pouted and snorted coldly: "The pharmacist bullies meow!"

Master Bai's hand paused, took out a piece of talisman paper from his cuff and said, "This is a confinement talisman, just see the pharmacist stick to him." Go, it's all with me. ”

"Master, you're so nice!" "Meow ~ rub ~ staring at the big meow eyes, watery ~

Put the imprisoning charm into a small backpack, then take a small dried fish and stuff it into the small backpack, carry it on your back, and go!

There is no one-time flying sword 005 version, and there is no meteor sword 001 version, this meow can fly~ It's not like a squirrel hang, it's just a product!

That's right, you read that right, Squirrel Hang! Recently, someone who paid attention to the "Xiuzhen Chat Group" forum typed the name of Shuhang Xiaoyou into Squirrel Hang, and I always felt that it was cute!

Walk you~

After about an hour, Benmeow finally arrived at the house where the Yakushi was now living.

Look at this meow's invincible chain legs, kick......

The door, no one came to open it, but a big hole was smashed, people can't get in, and it's more than enough for Ben Meow to go in!

"Pharmacist!Give Ben Meow out, I'm coming!Robbery!Hand over the dried fish!" Ben Meow jumped in, the house was full of medicinal smells, yes, it must be here!

Jiang Ziyan showed her head, and her eyes lit up when she saw me, and she said, "You're here so soon?"

"Purple smoke purple smoke!" I rushed over, pounced, oh no, threw myself into her arms, rubbed, so soft, so comfortable ~ drooling ~

Jiang Ziyan was tickled by Ben Meow, so he hurriedly took me out of his arms, pointed to the back of the big medicine stove in the hall and said, "My master is right behind here." ”

After that, I saw a bald head sticking out from behind the stove, scared and meowed, stretched out his paws and pointed at the bald head and asked, "Why is the medicine master a monk?"

"I saw that Shuhang Xiaoyou's bald hairstyle was very novel, so I ......," Jiang Ziyan rubbed Ben Meow's head, and then said.

"Ziyan, look, is this good?" As soon as Ben Meow said his thoughts, Jiang Ziyan thought about it for a while, and then nodded in agreement.

"Praise!" Ben Meow squinted happily and licked Jiang Ziyan's hand, so delicate!

Ben Meow didn't do it immediately, because I was enjoying the dried fish prepared by Jiang Ziyan, and I would talk about it after eating enough! Besides, the express delivery had not yet arrived, so I was not in a hurry.

Anyway, the pharmacist won't be able to run away today!

Two hours later, someone knocked on the door, Jiang Ziyan understood, and went to open the door to pick up the express.

Ben Meow knew that the time had come, so he ran to the pharmacist and said, "Bad pharmacist, are you good for this pot of medicine?"

"Well, it's all right, don't you see me taking care of the medicine stove?" said the pharmacist smiling as he touched his bald head.

Now, that's good! Ben Meow opened the small backpack he was carrying, took out the confinement charm from it, and jumped on his shoulder while the medicine man was not looking.

Licking the back of the confinement talisman, rubbing his saliva, he snapped it to the back of the pharmacist's head.

"Hey, stupid meow, what are you doing?, why can't I move?" the medicine man suddenly became anxious, suddenly he couldn't move, he couldn't even use his aura, how could he not be anxious?

"Purple smoke meow! Come on meow! I've got it done here!" Ben Meow squatted proudly on the head of the pharmacist, and when Jiang Ziyan came over, he thought that the pharmacist was wearing a white hat on his head.

Ben Meow squatting on the head of the medicine master is extremely comfortable, the altitude is high, the visual effect is very good, and the command has a feeling of a generalissimo.

"Na, Ziyan, now follow my orders! First of all, take out the rope! Tie it in a fancy way! Shenma? You won't take out your mobile phone Baidu!"

"Silly meow, what stupid thing do you want to do?Ziyan? Why are you confused?" The pharmacist looked at Ziyan with a frightened look on his face and approached with a rope, but his body couldn't move again, so he could only move his mouth.

"Bad pharmacist, shut up, and I'll gag your mouth with your stinky socks!"

Na, see it, the threat works, tsk, it's quiet in an instant!

Fancy bundling complete!

"Ziyan, go get the pharmacist's phone, and then take a photo of us and send it to the group!" Ben Meow made a handsome gesture above the pharmacist's head, and then commanded.

"Okay!" Jiang Ziyan went to find the pharmacist's mobile phone, and took a picture of it in all directions of 365 degrees, and she took her own mobile phone to take a selfie with the pharmacist.

"Now, next!candles!, I don't need to say more about how this thing is used, right?" Ben Meow pointed with his paw at the courier that Jiang Ziyan brought to the table.

Jiang Ziyan nodded: "Baidu!"

"Clever!"

Pharmacists:......

Medicine Master's Inner Monologues: Who's going to save me?

-- This is the dividing line that I can't say more about being afraid of being crabbed.

After using all the things in the courier I bought, Ben Meow's anger disappeared a little, and he looked at Jiang Ziyan and said: "Na, Ziyan, you have to be obedient in the future, don't call me stupid meow anymore! Your master is the model! Even if I can't beat you, but I have my white master!"

As soon as Jiang Ziyan heard this, his face darkened a little, he couldn't beat the parents, what the hell is this?

"Now, pharmacist, you have to teach Ziyan well in the future, and this kind of thing must not happen again in the future!

Ben Meow left triumphantly, as for the confinement charm, it only has the effect of two hours, and now it is estimated that it is about the same, right?

Now, Ben Meow is gone, I really don't know what will happen to Ziyan? Ah, Yaya, I'm so kind!