With a commotion operation, the original roast whole sheep on the grassland.

Especially this kind of wild sheep, the meat is still very delicious, tender, and fragrant.

Ye Tian also ate it for the first time, coupled with his super high-level barbecue skills, three figures, it was a gobble-up, and the food was full of oil.

Especially the flat-headed brother, he is almost holding the bones and gnawing.

The satisfied expression on his face made the sailors in the live broadcast room riot directly.

After all, a beast eats better than them, envy and jealousy!

After dinner, I lay on the ground and looked at the starry sky overhead, and bragged with my sailors.

Blow, blow.

A message suddenly appeared on the barrage:

"Anchor, it seems that I haven't talked about jokes for a long time, in this situation, I feel that there should be two jokes to set off such a solemn atmosphere. ”

Suddenly, there was a consensus under this barrage:

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

"I feel like I need a joke to match the beautiful scenery now!"

"It's very literary, come to my room in the evening and let's exchange literature. ”

"Hahahaha~~ Come on, come on, anchor, tell a joke!"

"Little Mazar is ready, and the supper is ready, not now, but when. ”

"I've already dragged my daughter-in-law over, anchor, hurry up!"

"Upstairs, you're going a bit too far, unless you share your sister-in-law with us. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, how can you be so dirty? Other people's wives, you are like this, and let the family share it, it's really ..... It's exciting!"

"As soon as I heard that the anchor was going to tell a joke, I only felt a warm breath, rising from the lower abdomen, through the large intestine and small intestine, directly to the stomach pouch, and then to the throat, scared me to hurry up and take a step, the air sank into the dantian, this air flow was slowly pressed back into the stomach bag, back to the large intestine and small intestine, but unfortunately there is a hole below, this air flow actually leaked out, it's a pity!"

"Upstairs, what are you talking about, why don't I understand it?"

"That's a fart. ”

"Poof~~666, what a talent!"

.....

Looking at the commotion in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian didn't refuse, nodded, and said, "That's okay, I really haven't said it for a long time, so I'll talk about it today!"

As soon as Ye Tian said this, the excited barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly flew by, and it was very lively.

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Today Xiaohua went on a blind date, in the coffee shop, the woman asked Xiaohua: Do you have a room? Xiaohua: Yes." Female: Is there an iFi? Xiaohua was complacent, thinking that a girl should be a person who likes to surf the Internet, and swore that there is! Female: Is the signal strong? Xiaohua proudly said: It is full of characters anywhere in my family. And in Xiaohua's bewildered face, after listening to it, the woman showed a disdainful expression and left without looking back, leaving Xiaohua inexplicably, unable to understand why the other party left. Depressed Xiaohua, after taking a sip of coffee, and then went to the park for a walk, wanting to slow down the depression in his heart, he heard a couple talking sweetly, and the woman asked: What am I yours? The man replied: Baby, you are my textbook. The woman said: I hate it. Then he snuggled up to the man's arms with a happy face. Xiaohua only felt that his whole person had suffered a critical blow, what the hell was going on, why he didn't understand the behavior of the blind date girl today, he didn't understand the conversation between the couple, Xiaohua with a lost face went home and called his good friend, and his good friend listened to his narration and gave him a sentence: You deserve to be single. ”

After Ye Tian finished speaking, he glanced at the live broadcast room, and a bright smile appeared on his face: "It's over, do you understand?"

“？？？？”

“？？？？”

“？？？？”

"What the hell?"

"Why didn't I understand?"

"You deserve to be single!"

"Upstairs, do you understand?"

"No, but didn't Xiaohua's good friend answer like that?"

The sailors in the live broadcast room were at a loss, what the hell?

This is a joke?!'

"Don't panic, everyone, don't panic! Steady!"

"Steady, steady, steady, we can win this one!"

"Steady you are paralyzed, I feel like my big knife is no longer controllable. ”

"There must be a special meaning in what the anchor said, why did the woman turn around and leave when she heard Xiaohua's words, there must be other meanings. “

"Anyway, what I care about the most, that you are my textbook, what kind of love story is this? Even if I have a girlfriend, I feel confused. ”

"Kneel down and beg the master to explain!"

"Kneeling and begging for an explanation, I feel like my IQ has been insulted. ”

"There must be a special meaning, I have written it word by word, and I am going to study it carefully. ”

"I felt the urge to flip the table when I studied yarn. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻”

"Anchor, tell me! I feel like my brain cells have died a lot, and I need to eat a lot to make up for it. ”

"I feel that the textbook should refer to the real estate certificate? After all, the other party is the real estate certificate, and the representative is very important. ”

"I feel like the analysis upstairs makes sense!"

"I feel that the analysis is unreasonable, and the jokes that the anchor said are not so superficial. ”

"I agree with what was said upstairs!"

"No matter who agrees, can you give someone more reliable?"

"I'm in a hurry to get an answer! I'm in a hurry!"

"I've already posted this paragraph to my friends. ”

"Rub~~ That's right, I'll ask Du Niang! Du Niang must know. ”

"Upstairs, I think you'd better save some effort! The jokes told by the anchor can't be found on the Internet, after all, I was so naïve before. ”

"I'm going to post it to the post bar and in the group and space, I don't believe it, I can't solve it after collecting everyone's wisdom. ”

"Anchor, give me some hints!"

......

Looking at the commotion in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian smiled and didn't speak.

All kinds of speculations, all kinds of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, some answers really made Ye Tian's eyes light up.

The answer, of course, is: no.

Ye Tian was lying lazily on the grass, and Ami was lying quietly on the side, supporting the ground with both hands, holding his little face, and staring at Ye Tian without blinking.

The flat-headed brother on the side, holding a big bone, was still biting and grinding his teeth by the way.

On the grassland, the bright moon is in the sky, extremely bright, and the stars are dotted on the starry sky with a special layout, shining, competing for brilliance with the bright moon.

The scenery is picturesque, and the grassland is surrounded by couples.

Bragging with water friends is also a good taste of life.

Ye Tian's thoughts are diverging, on the grassland, this bright galaxy is wandering, his mind is calm, as if he has been purified by nature, extremely peaceful, natural, and comfortable.

Suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly thought of Wang Dafu, who followed him into the grassland:

"By the way, Dafu doesn't know how he's getting along with his good friend?