Chapter 497: It's Delicious!
Shelter.
At the same time, under the same starry sky.
A thinning figure, and a hairy, gigantic figure lying staring blankly at the starry sky, and a huge bear-like figure sitting aside, occasionally stuffing something into its mouth.
This pair is none other than Wang Dafu and his good friend gorilla.
Wang Dafu had reached the original goal of following Ye Tian to the wilderness at this time - to lose weight!
The current Wang Dafu is definitely not fat at all, on the contrary, he looks very thin.
After all, after eating vegetarian with gorillas for so long, people will lose weight.
It's not that he doesn't want to eat meat, but he can't catch it!
"Brother Tian, where are you?!Did you really forget me!"
Wang Dafu's voice was full of confusion and illusion, whispering like a ghost.
If someone next to you hears it, they think it's the feeling of encountering a ghost, and they'll be scared to the bottom of the urine.
"Roar~~"
When the gorilla heard the voice of his good friend, he immediately grabbed a handful of food and handed it to Wang Dafu.
Wang Dafu didn't look at it this time, he took it directly, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it in a big gulp.
From the beginning, he refused, then reluctantly swallowed, to the current complete acceptance.
The former Wang Dafu, even if you kill me, even if you throw me from a height of 10,000 meters, even if you kick me off the cliff, he, Wang Dafu, will not eat a bite of your gorilla.
Now Wang Dafu, well, it's so fragrant, it's delicious!
It seems to be a little sweet, but in fact, the vegetarian diet is quite effective.
Wang Dafu comforted himself so much in his heart.
Human beings can become the top of nature's food chain, not because of how strong they are, but because they have strong adaptability and survival ability.
And Wang Dafu has shown his amazing adaptability and survival ability during this time, which is a potential that he has no chance to show in a modern city.
Of course, that's true, but if someone says that in front of him now, he'll immediately go berserk and let the gorilla hold you down and kick you in the face.
......
And Wang Dafu looked at the starry sky, and from time to time received gifts and delicacies from good friends, and the two complemented each other well.
Ye Tian, on his side, continued to joke with his sailors.
"Look at you for so long and you haven't given a correct answer. ”
Ye Tian smiled and said, "Then I'll give you some hints!"
"Anchor, hurry up!"
"Finally a hint!"
"The book and the force are ready, anchor, hurry up!"
"Poof~ Upstairs, did you make a typo, or did you want the anchor to go directly to you, and accidentally exposed your inner words!"
"To tell you the truth, if the anchor was my boyfriend, he would never be able to climb up, not even support the wall. ”
"666....I feel that upstairs, it is the anchor who is the key, it is the same as the meaning of the cursive word, I can say this kind of thing in this tone, after my rigorous logical analysis, as well as 20 years of research in linguistics, I have come to the conclusion that upstairs is a man. ”
"23333....you are terrifying!"
"Don't drive, you're studying a serious joke? Everyone, hold on!Hold on!!"
"Streamer, please start your prompt. ”
Looking at this live broadcast room, it is getting more and more crooked and dirty.
Ye Tian couldn't help but feel a very ..... in his heart It is gratifying that under his leadership, these people have finally opened up a new world and seen the true meaning of joy.
It doesn't matter if you're dirty, it's important to be happy.
Life is so stressful, smile more, joke more, in order to release your heart.
"First Bulletin: iFi Coverage!"
Ye Tian raised one finger, then raised a second finger, and said with a smile: "The second key tip: scum!"
The sailors were suddenly stunned.
“???”
“???”
"iF coverage?"
"What the hell is this, I don't understand what it means?"
"The first one is fine, but what the hell is the second one?
"School scum?!Anchor,I feel the malice in the dark,As a school bully,Elementary, junior high and high school,I was the first in my grade,I didn't play well in the year I was admitted to college.,I only took the first place in the city.,Tell me,How can I understand the scum?"
"6666...Upstairs, it's so hard to pretend!"
"This force, I only give 99 points, and I give you one less, because I am afraid that you will be proud!"
"Anchor, your hint is obvious!"
"What the hell am I talking about?"
"I'm going~~ I feel like my IQ of 200 is zero today. ”
"My God, I'm a 985 top student, but today I feel that my IQ has been insulted. ”
......
Sailors are at a loss, what is this prompt?
Everyone's first reaction after hearing this: What the hell is this?
Second Reaction: What the hell is this?
There was a heated discussion on the barrage in the live broadcast room, crazy discussion, one person's wisdom is not good, but this is not a group of people!
From point to surface, from surface to sphere, step by step analysis, in-depth anatomy..... In the end, the sailors directly flipped the table, went to Nima's, and analyzed the balls.
The more you talk about it, the lower your IQ is, and one after another it has returned to zero, and the knowledge in this is too big.
Ye Tian looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room very interestingly, in fact, he saw that some people had inadvertently said the point, but they didn't connect with the joke, so no one cared, so it passed.
But the master is in the world!
Although most of the sailors have already analyzed and fainted, they are all dizzy in their own theories.
Just like a rope, a dead knot, the more chaotic it is, the more dead knots there are, and the more fixed the thinking, the more chaotic and incomprehensible it is.
But someone finally analyzed one.
"I analyzed it, it was the first one, and I finally understood why the woman turned around and left, she was too scheming, if today's women's IQ is so terrifying, I really can't imagine for men, my God, the more he thinks about it, the more he feels his scalp tingle, the anchor, it's really a dick, he actually said such a meaningful joke, it's really admirable and admirable, which also reflects the current situation of some young people in reality today. ”
"What the hell, you're going to tell me the answer!"
"Awesome guy, have you really analyzed it?"
"I'll go!" I was so frightened that I knelt down with a puff, and the big guy actually analyzed it. ”
"Knee send, worship the big guy!"
"Say it, say it!"
"After saying such a long paragraph, you have an answer!"
......
Looking at such a long paragraph, many people saw it, and suddenly felt like they were being tickled, and they were uncomfortable to death.
It's too much!
You said that this passage is so profound, and it also reflects the current situation of some young people in the real society.
Isn't that more appealing?
It's just an appetite!